Man Shot For Playing Pokemon Go

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A 60-year-old man playing Pokemon Go in a parking lot has been gunned down by a US security guard for no apparent reason, with the fact that the shooter has neither been charged or outed for mob justice further inflaming matters.

The Virginia man, originally of Chinese extraction, was sitting in his minivan playing the 2016 smartphone hit when a security guard came to argue with him for reasons yet unknown and then shot him to death, though the victim’s attorney believes the fight came about due to the elderly man’s limited English vocabulary.

A comment from the River Walk Community Association of the nearby neighborhood stated that they only hire “unarmed roving patrol services”, thus many are confused as to why and how the security guard had a firearm in his possession, or why he shot the elderly Chinese victim five times through his front windshield.

Investigations are still underway, but considering the police have withheld the security guard’s name and have yet to charge him, there is some fear that this will be another situation where a criminal will end up getting off scot-free – assuming the old man was not indeed up to no good…


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    Comment by Anonymous
    10:58 02/02/2017 # ! Good (+0.8)

    A innocent gunned down in USA......a classic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:06 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Obviously self-defence. The chinese man had flash grenades and disintegrating balls that trap your soul.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:01 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't forget Kung-Fu.

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    Comment by Manuel
    09:15 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The guy was was killed like in a gangster movie, when you see the hat fall on the head.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:24 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    There are more shit-freaks in america then anywhere else. Every day people die shot by something in amerca. How come, it has something to do with pokemongo?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:07 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    And many posters here bitch about Japan instead.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:24 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because the guy shot was playing PokemonGo that's why. Did you even read the article?

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    Comment by Manuel

    What did you just called Pokemon, have you ever played a Pokemon game?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:53 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    He called it PokemonGo, heard of it? It used to be fairly popular.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:45 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    mongos are people too.... even if they are retards

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    Comment by Manuel
    01:28 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    See what I am talking about? Glad I made that comment.

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    Comment by Manuel

    Doesn't use capitals, this is no transvestite business. mongo is one thing, Pokemon Go is another.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:20 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The US is a confirmed shithole anyway. Why would anyone go there? He had it coming.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:51 02/02/2017 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    ask the mexicans, we keep trying to build a wall to protect them but people keep bitching for some reason

    Comment by Anonymous

    fuck off faggot, white trash like you should be killed without remorse.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Building a wall which will have the opposite consequences you think it will.

    It won't stop illegal immigrants from going in to work, it will just mean they won't return to their country afterwards because it's too hard/dangerous.

    Why in the hell would you build a wall to trap them in your country? Seems rather counter productive, no?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:15 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Er you do realize that the wall will have gates/guard towers right? You simply catch any illegals and throw em out of the United States via the gates.

    Though I think catapulting the Mexicans back to Mexico from the border is better.

    You could make a whole line of Trebuchets and make a game of it. Who can fire the dirty Mexican the furthest across the border!

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:07 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    A wall never stopped anyone. In fact, most "illegal" Mexicans just enter the country legally and simply never leave. The wall will simply prevent them from leaving even more considering they would need to go through the "legal" way to get out... after staying illegally. You can imagine it won't be good for them. As such, they will just stay in and stay illegals.

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    Comment by Akemi Mokoto
    23:47 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey, Chesapeake, VA....that's my hometown. Great job on getting global media attention again for another murder two years in a row...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:45 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sad thing is isn't known globally yet. The fact that I only just learned about it from SC is weird as fuck. This is Trump's American now though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:05 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why is the blaze does a SECURITY GUARD even have a loaded weapon!?!
    Over here, they at most have a tazer and if something require any more force than that, they call the cops.
    Only in the US, ugh...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:29 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe he had one stashed away or something. Gun enthusiast and all that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:25 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is true in the US as well. Security guards are not allowed weapons.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:04 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    In an open carry state like Virginia? Everyone is allowed to walk around armed to the teeth, just not the guys in charge of security?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:09 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    FUCK U.S.A!!! CHINA IS THE FUTURE!!!

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    Comment by Riiku
    03:38 09/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't think it was a simple parking lot. There probably was a sing "Trespassers will be shot", but he wanted that pokemon no matter what...

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:47 04/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's a reason I use the expression "dumb as a Yank". Most retarded country in the entire world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:17 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You know you've spent too much time on Tumblr when you immediately assume the victim was black.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:00 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The security guard played one too many Watch Dogs, and become too paranoid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:01 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "What is your name?"
    "Yu!"
    "No, what is YOUR name!"
    "Yu!!"
    "Are you going to tell me your name or do you want me to arrest you?"
    "No, Yu!!"
    *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:28 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    @16:01
    i raffed and rused

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:49 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Old head was playing Pokemon in the wrong hood nawaimsaying? Digimon 4 lyfe! Muthafuckas don't play when it comes to da mons.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:59 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    The guy obviously hates Chinese people.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:40 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm more surprise at the fact anyone still plays that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:30 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Especially since it's America where the guy was shot. And I live in America...

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    Comment by Manuel
    06:26 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is most unfortunate, we obviously don't know the details but the way the man was shot like in a gangster movie does not leave a good impression.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:25 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lets See If We Can Use An Injury As An Excuse To Get My Kindly Mother's Little Sister(My Auntie) With The Big Tits Will Help Me Masturbate If I Beg Her For Her Help Will She Help Use Her Incestual Pussy To Pop The Cherry Of Her Nephew's Rock Hard Cock, Pleading For Relief?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:31 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pop the cherry of her nephew's cock? I think you need to go back to sex ed...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:53 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    You really have to lead a miserable life if you spend your time posting this garbage over and over.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:30 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just ignore. It is probably a bot or maybe an alien which tried to understand English using JAV titles.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:34 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    OR maybe they get their rocks off, trolling those like you who attack them?

    I think they're rather funny myself. Partially because titles for things do sometimes tend to be ridiculous and one of you almost always responds in such a manner and I believe my first sentence to be true.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:36 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    He killed him before it could even explode, the right move on the security guard.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:03 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh not this shit again

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:40 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    An immigrant playing a foreing game? No doubt he deserved death! He should be playing superior american games, more even so in glorious America!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:18 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...you know pokémon go is made in usa, right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:55 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Foreing franchise anyway. It surely was made by illegal mexican rapists.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:29 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    and what the actual fuck pokemon go had to do with the shooting?
    "man shot for playing pokemon go"is inacurate, "man shot while playing pokemon go" is more accurate...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:03 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Less accurate, but more hilarious to imagine he was shot for playing PokemonGo.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:28 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Yes! I caught an Ivysaur!"
    "Hey, I wanted that Ivysaur!" *bang bang*

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:57 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sankaku isn't exactly known for being accurate. Probably has a higher rate of accuracy than the mainstream media, though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:59 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Guy in van playing with smartphone could easily be perceived as a terrorist threat. If you're looking for that kind of thing, like a security guard would be.

    It's like how people have a fit when they see other people taking photos of public places.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:57 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I really hope you were being sarcastic.

    So anyone using a smartphone is a terrorist threat? Or is it a combination of van and smartphone? Cause seriously, shitloads of people play on their phones in vehicles or otherwise. Just cause you're using a phone doesn't make you a terrorist and doesn't mean you should be killed. Or is everyone now guilty until proven innocent?

    Yep, it's bad to take photo's of public places. Tourists are the new terrorists. If you have a camera and take pictures in any public place that obviously means you're a terrorist who wants to blow up everything you take a picture of.

    Seriously, this fear mongering is the reason why people are constantly shot and killed by 'law enforcement'.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:51 03/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Carring a backpack could be easily percieved as carrying a bomb, remember Boston? A bag could be the same. Or they could be carrying guns in there. Someone with their hands in their pockets could be easily percieved as remotely activating explosives You know what? Just kill anybody that's not naked and with their hands perfectly visible, God will protect the innocents.




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