Surveillance cameras have captured the thieving deeds of one desperate China man who infiltrated a sex shop early in the morning to steal a full-body sex doll (total: ~$44), with whatever criminal penalties his crime might attract likely paling compared to the lifelong celibacy which awaits him should he be caught.

Stealing from a vending machine that can be accessed 24 hours a day, the man can be observed forcefully breaking into one of its compartments to reap the goods within:

An investigation is apparently already underway in an attempt to find the pitiable man, with the store owner suspecting the crime to have been “premeditated” as the thief came with a bag of various implements to aid in his “heinous” deed.

The levels of desperation which prompted such an act may provoke some to pity – as might his level of moral turpitude provoke contempt.

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    Comment by Tetra
    07:57 30/01/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    "full body sex doll"
    ... That's an inflatable sex doll. A full body is a life sized sex doll made of silicone or some other material like that, not inflatable.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:10 30/01/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Insert joke about how a real woman costs more than $44 and is often compared to being imprisoned.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:14 30/01/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    He lost a bet, didn't he

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:05 30/01/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    But the real question is...
    Do they explode upon use?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:41 31/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    They will find the dead body somewhere after the sex doll exploded due to vigorous thrusting beyond spec.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:51 30/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Poor Anchovy.


    She got embarrassed by her Adult-Form Sex Doll.


    Comment by Anonymous
    05:50 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    If he had bought too many small plastic figurines of anime girls 180$ each (warm up), then he had not enought money for real sex doll (orgasm).

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:10 02/02/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    That like 2 months of wages in China, it's completely understable

    Comment by Anonymous

    idiot... you know what the problem is. you are causing it and you want to blame someone else for your problem. not gonna work your way dude. you baited for the 102139021390129309120482390ß58230 time and now ARE complaining about the consequence.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:01 30/01/2017 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    Erectionology: Teasing Hard Dicks To Their Limits Hana Kano

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