Revered idol and gore-sketcher Shoko-tan has been selected as an official member of the Mascot Selection Review Conference for the 2020 Tokyo Olympic and Paralympic Games, bewildering many as to how the idol managed to obtain such a position and naturally inducing concern amongst some.
Shoko-tan’s exceptional understanding of Japanese “sub-cultures” (specifically anime and games, possibly also cat ladying and attention whoring on Twitter) and her ability to latch onto popular youth trends have served as the main reasons for her selection, with her popularity as talent and idol barring any nameless otaku from being chosen.
Since the selection committee will consist of at least 5 other members aside from Shoko-tan, fans can be assured that choices of the insect variety or pussy-sucking sort will likely only be in the minority – the mascot is set to be officially revealed sometime next year.
stubby legged freak
I want to have sex with Shokotan!
From this nomination, I would say that some big-wig in the olympics organizing committee beat you to it.
Might as well just make her the mascot.
Using the same image from Aug 12, 2015 news post? sanka can’t stay fresh anymore.
https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2015/08/12/bathing-shokotan-buggered-nothing-new-to-see-here/
Those bugs are just a shell of it’s former self. They’ve also been cleaned.
P.S. They taste really good deep fried.
Remember the days when Shoko-tan was best known for performing the OP for Guren Lagann?
row row fight the power?
Pepperidge farm remembers.