Hubby Stabber “Tripped”


The death of a woman’s perhaps not so beloved spouse has led to her incarceration as police believe she stabbed him with a knife during a heated argument, with the wife denying the charges of murder but stating that she “tripped” and stabbed him to death by accident.

Tokyo police apprehended the woman at the scene when her husband was discovered lying bleeding on the floor, and using their deft policeman senses immediately suspected that the woman had a hand in the crime as the bloody result of some domestic dispute or other, and arrested her as a result.

A cursory inspection by police revealed that a fruit knife was lying nearby, which the woman conceded she thrust into her husband’s gut – albeit “by accident” from tripping after their argument grew more heated; her husband was rushed to a hospital but succumbed to his wounds.

The suspect in question:


With the wife insisting that she had no murderous intent toward her husband, a police investigation has begun in search of the truth – many suspecting her “tripping” to be a rather convenient excuse…

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    Comment by Anonymous
    06:59 14/01/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    >"I tripped."
    >"Ten times?"

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:49 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Over bullets?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:19 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Tripped? How'd she manage that? Was she running around with a knife in her hand and shouting arguments at her husband?

    Was he running around and shouting as well?

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    Comment by vanchrian
    20:48 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    When women inevitably get hysterical, they tend to brandish a knife in a violent display of aggression.

    Its possible that she genuinely tripped, but chances are the husband had been enduring her violent abuse for years, if not decades, prior to this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:40 15/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    My thoughts exactly. Even if it was a legitimate accident, it shouldn't really change much since uhh, yannow, knives are one of those things you're supposed to put the fuck DOWN when you're having an argument with someone . . .

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:41 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Tripped with a knife? Is that a euphemism for murdering someone with a knife while on LSD?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:00 15/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I actually worry about this happening when I walk around the house with kitchen utensils. Probably wouldn't have to worry if I had a vagina to deflect with.

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    Comment by zetagog
    06:40 15/03/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Holy shit! Good thing I'm only interested in 2D. That is absolutely terrifying. *cuddles 2D pillow while shivering from the terror*

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:29 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bitches be trippin', yo.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:36 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes because everyone trips with a knife point front first...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:33 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    She tripped and stabbed him, then accidentally stabbed him with the knife in her other hand as she tried to stand up. Seeing all the blood she cried out in shock and tried to stop the bleeding with her hands, but forgot to let go of the knives ripping his stomach open.

    Yeah, I can see this happening, based on what I know about Japan... taught to me by Manga and Anime.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:21 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    I tripped and dicked.

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    Comment by Conduit
    05:49 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Woman: I tripped and fell on my husband while holding the knife, it was an accident!

    Police: Your husband was stabbed 13 times.

    Woman: I'm a real clutz, teehee.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:16 14/01/2017 # ! Good (+0.6)

    i imagined in that scenario the woman knocking on her head, winking, and sticking her tongue out

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:50 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    03:03 15/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Incidents like this are why dojikko aren't as cute in reality~

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol is that a joke? That's like something you would hear out of some comedy show like Family Guy. "Oh yeah I tripped and fatally stabbed my husband with a knife that I was just holding for some reason"

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:37 15/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Truly, it is a mystery why anyone would be holding a knife while in the kitchen.

    And arguing with their husband.

    And getting into a "scuffle" with him.

    Chopping apples is a very athletic activity you know, it involves great dexterity and should not be attempted by the untrained, or tragedy could result!

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:40 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Obviously, that not her fault. It's the tactical assault fruit knife. That weapon is too dangerous. We must ban it. ( ゚ヮ゚)

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:37 15/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Knives don't stab people! People do!

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    Comment by Manuel
    08:49 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    >but stating that she “tripped” and stabbed him to death by accident.


    Comment by Anonymous
    03:02 15/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    Imagine if a man really tripped and stabbed a woman to death. Do you think they'd even bother investigating that? I doubt it. Straight to jail.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:31 14/01/2017 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Tripped"? Yeah, right. Obviously, she was cleaning the knife when it just suddenly went off without a warning. How was she supposed to know that it was loaded?

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