One rather oblivious man has handed his prized nutcracker (that he had been using for 25 years) over to police after discovering that it was actually a grenade, generating the usual incredulity and incomprehension from those unable to understand how the man could not tell the difference.
Tipped off by a safety leaflet regarding explosives, the man quickly realized that his nutcracker strangely resembled an old-fashioned 1960’s era stick grenade and contacted the authorities – an inspection by police is being conducted to determine if the device is still capable of exploding.
The “nutcracker”:
The owner of the nutcracker stated that he received the weapon of war as a gift from a friend back in 1991, although whether the friend knew what it was and what their real motivations were if they did know are worth some further investigation perhaps…
How ironic, something made in China not exploding, but was made to explode.
“but was made to explode”
still did not explode after year after year of beating nuts….
With friends like these… who needs enemies?
Chinese Type 67 hand grenade.
Probably inert. Probably.
If not inert then proceed as follows:
Unscrew the bottom safety cap.
Watch curiously as a short length of wire with a ring on the end falls out of the handle.
Bring your dominant arm back to throw the grenade and with your free hand sharply pull on the ring.
Look (briefly) surprised as the aging chemical explosives inside the corroded metal shell detonate immediately.
Become a top subject of discussion on Sancom… until a Top Ten List of Mediocre Lists consumes the site in a cybernetic fireball only slightly less ridiculous than your own demise.
Reincarnate as a bandage on Megumin’s leg.
Reincarnate as a bandage on Megumin’s leg? Ok gimme that grenade!
The last line did the thing.
Is that a real kink/fetish?
Hopefully someone didn’t use it as a vibrator.
Perhaps he did but was to embarrassed to confess that he used his nutcracker to pleasure the ladies.
didn’t check with anybody on it or use web?
Google-sensei has only become mainstream for the past decade. He’s been using it for 25 years and this is China.
Also, he’s probably not computer savvy since he learned it from a “leaflet”. Many kids today wouldn’t even know what a leaflet is and when told, would wonder why people would waste money on paper instead of just posting it on twitter/facebook.