Chinese Nutcracker “Actually Hand Grenade”

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One rather oblivious man has handed his prized nutcracker (that he had been using for 25 years) over to police after discovering that it was actually a grenade, generating the usual incredulity and incomprehension from those unable to understand how the man could not tell the difference.

Tipped off by a safety leaflet regarding explosives, the man quickly realized that his nutcracker strangely resembled an old-fashioned 1960’s era stick grenade and contacted the authorities – an inspection by police is being conducted to determine if the device is still capable of exploding.

The “nutcracker”:

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The owner of the nutcracker stated that he received the weapon of war as a gift from a friend back in 1991, although whether the friend knew what it was and what their real motivations were if they did know are worth some further investigation perhaps…


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    Comment by Anonymous
    20:32 26/12/2016 # ! Good (+0.6)

    How ironic, something made in China not exploding, but was made to explode.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:33 27/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    "but was made to explode"

    still did not explode after year after year of beating nuts....

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:28 26/12/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    That thing would make a terrible nutcracker anyway... You're basically just hitting the nut with a bad hammer at this point, potentially crushing the deliciousness inside.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:03 26/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    didn't check with anybody on it or use web?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:34 26/12/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Google-sensei has only become mainstream for the past decade. He's been using it for 25 years and this is China.

    Also, he's probably not computer savvy since he learned it from a "leaflet". Many kids today wouldn't even know what a leaflet is and when told, would wonder why people would waste money on paper instead of just posting it on twitter/facebook.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:59 26/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hopefully someone didn't use it as a vibrator.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:30 26/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Perhaps he did but was to embarrassed to confess that he used his nutcracker to pleasure the ladies.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:30 26/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    With friends like these... who needs enemies?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:01 26/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Chinese Type 67 hand grenade.

    Probably inert. Probably.

    If not inert then proceed as follows:

    Unscrew the bottom safety cap.

    Watch curiously as a short length of wire with a ring on the end falls out of the handle.

    Bring your dominant arm back to throw the grenade and with your free hand sharply pull on the ring.

    Look (briefly) surprised as the aging chemical explosives inside the corroded metal shell detonate immediately.

    Become a top subject of discussion on Sancom... until a Top Ten List of Mediocre Lists consumes the site in a cybernetic fireball only slightly less ridiculous than your own demise.

    Reincarnate as a bandage on Megumin's leg.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:54 26/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    The last line did the thing.

    Is that a real kink/fetish?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:49 27/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Reincarnate as a bandage on Megumin's leg? Ok gimme that grenade!

    Comment by Anonymous

    Honestly. I wouldn't indentify that as a grenade either. Certainly looks more like a kitchen tool.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:05 26/12/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    There's a reason allied soldiers nicknamed it a "potato masher".

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:57 27/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone with a fuck'n clue?

    WTF you doing here?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:44 26/12/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    If you can't identify grenades from the past century, I hope you don't live anywhere that has live ordnance lying around (such as anywhere that has had war waged within its borders in the past century).

    Comment by Anonymous

    Japanese are so strange wasting a police officers time and potentially incarcerating themselves.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:42 26/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    this was chinese news, learn to read



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