JC Shoe Thief Staked Out: “I Wanted to Smell Them”


A stakeout set up by Kyoto police in order to catch a serial shoe thief has successfully led to the criminal’s apprehension, though why police would be that desperate to catch a petty thief has left many bewildered…

The 45-year-old man was ambushed by police trespassing into a middle school while attempting to pilfer the JC footwear, though whether by forcefully removing them from their feet or from their lockers is not entirely clear.

Searching the criminal’s house, police unsurprisingly discovered the man’s “collection” of stolen footwear arranged neatly in a plastic display case, which he regarded as perhaps not only a display of his achievements but as objects of worship since he admitted he stole the footwear solely to smell them.

The school had apparently been experiencing footwear filching for two whole years, which may explain why the police were willing to lie in wait for what police correctly assumed to be a habitual criminal, as like a dog unto his vomit he did return – though many will likely lambaste the police for the years it took them to handle the matter.

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    Comment by saike
    11:28 12/12/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    dat pic dough

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:27 13/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Isn't stealing shoes to smell them like finding ways to smell farts just because you like the asses they came from?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:44 14/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    ... Now that's just sad. :(

    Comment by Anonymous

    what's with all these guys always keeping a collection of their spoils? like dude, go out and talk to women and get laid; go to a prostitute if you have to

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:58 13/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, I don't want aids.

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    Comment by cpc65
    06:53 12/12/2016 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Alright, here we go. And a-one, and a-two, and - Well somebody had to put their FOOT down and stop this pervert from getting his KICKS. Glad the police were finally able to STEP up and SNIFF out this creep. Now I just have to fit the word SHOE in here and my work is done.

    Comment by Anonymous

    That's why Japanese population declines. They only want to smell on everything and don't want to fuck.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:24 12/12/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I'd rather stick with person, who wants to smell everything. Dear 'want to fuck everything' guys, please stay away and fuck yourself, you are scary :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:14 12/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    who is talking about "everything"? maybe youre just ugly and "everything" would also includes you D;

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:00 13/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or maybe you are just autistic.

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