Cop Canned For Buttocks Grappling


One of Japan’s finest has been taken into custody for forcefully grabbing the rear end of a random woman, an incident bound to cause the usual questions over what defect of character it is which drives a man to join the national crime family.

The grizzled sergeant supposedly came up behind his 26-year-old target and lifted the skirt she had underneath her coat before proceeding to hug her buttocks, while also apparently doing “other things” as well, but these have not been mentioned (whether due to their graphic severity or minor insignificance only the police seem to know).

Satiated by his spontaneous perverse deeds (despite his target’s resistance), the sergeant quickly fled the scene, only to be captured by another policeman thanks to the woman’s celerity in reporting the incident – the 33-year-old bottom grappler was charged with indecent assault, which he partially denies.

The Chief Inspector for the area offered a groveling apology for the sergeant’s misconduct to both the woman involved and Shiga prefecture as a whole.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    10:27 09/12/2016 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Career: 60k a year.
    Social life: Several beers a day.
    Respect of family and friends: Half your money.

    Dat 26 year old ass: priceless.

    Also, Achievement Unlocked! You have gained a new title: Bottom Grappler. Effects: money earned -40%, Dignity -30, Internet Notoriety +75. Replaces Distant Observer title.

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    Comment by Manuel
    20:37 09/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    What a nice pic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:13 09/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    >charged with indecent assault, which he partially denies

    What part did he deny? The assault or the indecency?

    Comment by Anonymous

    I think it was worth it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:26 09/12/2016 # ! Good (+0.8)

    I disagree. His life is over now that he's been associated with a sex crime. If he's going to socially die anyway, may as well go for the ultimate pleasure of a cute little JS and do more of those "other things"

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:11 09/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    This isn't America. Some minor sexual assault is on the CV of every important Japanese official.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:20 10/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    True, like this article:

    Only a month suspension and his target was a child.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:52 09/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    I take offense in you presuming one can't live a normal and even a fulfilling successful life if you regularly have sexual relations with children.

    Because they can. And they do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:23 09/12/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    of course, you guys are just gonna think of yourselves and your own selfish desires either way... yeah, who cares who gets fucked up in the head or ptsd, as long as Im feeling good

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:08 09/12/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's a cop. not a priest.

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