Infamous for its despicable film adaptations of revered Japanese franchises, Hollywood has now been given the chance to produce a Monster Hunter movie, immediately causing a tumult amongst fans wondering why Japanese companies have yet to realize the hatred they have for Hollywood.
The news was delivered by way of the Monster Hunter Stories presentation at Tokyo Game Show 2016, revealing that the film will be an adaptation of the main series and not Monster Hunter Stories itself.
Not much else was divulged, such as whether the movie will be live action or animated, though most speculation assumes it will be live action considering Hollywood’s tendencies in this regard – some however do believe the movie might still have a chance if decent 3D CG is used for the franchise’s namesake monsters.
“Monster Hunter Hollywood Film Announced”
Ayyyy Lmao…
hahaha…I am looking forward to pirate this just to see how it will suck…
Crap…firts the uncoming anime who look for kids of 8 years old and now this………..
God, i am so not looking forward to this.
Just imagine the generic all american main character with his bland and boring love interest.
1hour of “characterization” and 20 minutes of actual monster hunting.
Things to expect:
>Aggressively over-detailed monsters that look nothing like any creature, real or fictional
>Horrendously over-designed armors that look too stupid to even be MH armor
>Cities that look nothing like their in-game counterpart, with none of the design or thematic elements that make them distinct.
>Starring some shitty actor that hollywood wants to make popular
>co-starring some other overhyped actress who will be the badass GRRRL POWER character
>With a plot about “the chosen one” and some ancient bullshit magic.
>Set up to be some kind of trilogy or franchise, because they can’t just make a self-contained movie
Don’t forget, fucking kids crying everywhere (Independence day 2, war of the worlds, Jurassic park, and more… )
most of those tropes aren’t even bad lol
Like f♥♥k they aren’t. Every single one of them is exactly why hollywood is so shitty in the first place.
?? Why oh Why ??