Beloved grandfather of gaming, Shigeru Miyamoto, has starred in a new teaser for the recently announced Super Mario Run, with the man’s infinite charm easily acquiring a positive reactions despite the game seeming to be a rather hackneyed attempt to cash in on a frequently imitated genre.
The new teaser, accompanied by the widely revered Shigeru Miyamoto:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1gT75PXQY
Super Mario Run will endlessly dash its way to iOS this December.
Mario while eating a hamburger?
How did Miyamoto know America’s favorite one handed activity?
No dude, that’s masturbating.
Can’t argue with this person right here. Majestically gave no fucks in that statement, and it’s true.
Or I could just not play it at all, because f♥♥k Nintendo and their Federation Farce.
wahh wahh wahh i hate stupid nintendo soooo much wahhh mommy wahhhhhhh
Just make 1st person mario, it fits well to phone portrait orientation
Perfect game tailored to the users of the device.
Play while eating OR DRIVING….DEAD!
A guy almost hit me while using his iPad once, what a unexpected turn of events that was.
How is that unexpected? 90% of drivers are retarded, i cant stand driving, i always get a headache being the only one on tbe road paying attention and trying to avoid all of the idiots.