VR Porn Event Ends Prematurely

A colossal turn-out for Akihabara’s first ever “Adult VR Fest 01” has actually caused the event to end prematurely due to fears of there being mass hysteria from people desperately wanting to see the latest in lonely self-stimulation technology.

According to a Japanese reporter, the 20 closest individuals “in line” were allowed access inside before the venue was forcibly shut down due to the overpowering crowds gathered in anticipation, with the lucky attendees apparently expressing enthusiastic approval of the “revolutionary” VR technology.

The few images that could be acquired of the event’s gadgets (and the chaotic queue outside):

One particular blogger had noted that the staff were supposedly devastated over having to cancel the event, additionally mentioning that the event’s exterior was completely overwhelmed with people despite arriving an hour before it was even scheduled to begin.

The blogger also gave his thoughts in regards to the numerous people attending (which some may find to be an accurate description):

“These people are putting their lives on the line for Adult VR.

They don’t like this world, and they know women don’t see them in a good light. They have their own needs that have yet to be fulfilled, but they don’t want to bother anyone with them. Thus, they turn to a new world.

Honestly, they’re wonderful people hoping for a brave new world, and they’ll finally have one soon enough.

There were plenty of problems while waiting to get in, but none of these patient gentlemen voiced any complaints. They simply waited silently to be let in. It was about 20 minutes after opening time when their leader appeared.”

Those in charge of the event have promised that a more suitably-sized venue will be secured for future festivities.