Top 10 Pokemon Moves That Are “Too Sexy”

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Pokemon fans have (possibly out of sheer boredom) compiled a list of the Pokemon moves that they believe to be the most “sexually suggestive”, with some naturally labeling the ranking to be as infantile as the game’s target demographic…

The ranking:


1. Water Spout

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2. Lick

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3. Lovely Kiss

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4. Fury Attack

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5. Harden

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6. Dig

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7. Covet

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8. Attract

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9. Nuzzle

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10. Constrict

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    Comment by Anonymous
    14:47 25/06/2016 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Japanese moves have slightly different meaning compared to English counterparts. I've translated top10 below along with some of other comments' moves:

    key: english (japanese = literal meaning)

    1.water spout (shio fuki = female ejaculation/squirting)
    2.lick (shita de nameru = lick using tongue)
    3.lovely kiss (akuma no kissu = devil's kiss)
    4.fury attack (midare duki = disturbed stab)
    5.harden (kataku naru = become hard)
    6.dig (ana wo horu = dig a hole)
    7.covet (hoshigaru = covet)
    8.attract (mero mero = infatuated)
    9.nuzzle (hoppe surisuri = cheek rub-rub)
    10.constrict (karami tsuku = entangle)

    13. sweet kiss (tenshi no kissu = angel's kiss)
    27. play rough (jare tsuku = frolic)
    29. swallow (nomikomu = swallow)
    38. helping hand(tedasuke = helping hand)
    38. spit up(haki dasu = throw up/barf out)

    double team is (kagebunshin = shadow clone)
    string shot is (ito wo haku = spit thread)

    P.S. Note that for #1, this is just one interpretation of the word/phrase and it can also be translated as water spout (like for whales) or more literally: "blow sea water"

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:54 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    you deserve a konata "GOOD JOB" mention

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    23:03 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    And "Ana" can be heard in sexual meaning.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:13 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow, an actual quality comment on sankaku :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:02 26/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    hoshigaru probably means want/lust...
    It is translated as covet? like seriously, covet?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:10 27/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've actually never used/heard of 'covet' before but since dictionary.com said it's:

    "to desire wrongfully, inordinately, or without due regard for the rights of others"

    I thought it sounds good enough. (Personally, was thinking about translating it to 'want' or something similar, but Bulbapedia also translated hoshigaru to covet)

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:29 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Fury Attack eh? More like Furry Attack immarite? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:49 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Harden
    Helping Hand/Pound/Lick/Sweet Kiss
    ???
    String Shot/Hyper beam

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    Comment by No Name
    13:15 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Where's Double Team?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:41 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    What about Play Rough?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:48 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Final picture the male trap, its almost like sankakucomplex is coming out of its hibernation.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:36 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why is HARDEN not number 1?

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    Comment by SomeDuder
    05:48 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Because it was not very effective...

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:18 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol lol xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:58 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...Good answer ;O

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:52 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Harden
    Dig
    Pound
    Explosion

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    Comment by Rakhool
    16:39 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    why there is no flash? :P

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    Comment by Ishmon16
    17:56 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is the stupidest list on Sankaku

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:27 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Spit up, Swallow

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:53 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Uhh String Shot anyone?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:54 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pound

    Pound

    Pound

    Rest

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    Comment by knuclear200x
    05:51 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Unless Water Spout, Fury Attack, and Covet mean something different in Japanese context, then these fans got too bored.

    Now, where is

    HOLD HANDS ?

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    Comment by Anonymous
    10:01 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's nothing suggestive about hypnosis itself. What you do to someone after they're hypnotized is a whole other thing already.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:07 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    No Helping Hand?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:25 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your mom is "too sexy".

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    Comment by Nin
    06:07 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not even STRING SHOT

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:43 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    4. fury attack
    i lol'd

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:01 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    No Draining Kiss or Sweet Kiss?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:04 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Have people become this dumb, wow... FailFish

    Comment by Anonymous

    What's with this Pokéshit on sankaku? this zombie franchise should just die already and just by adding "sexy" on the header won't make it relevant to the site's main theme, none of the pictures are scandalous or even remotely sexual unless you put a lot of extra effort to see them in a way that would look even remotely perverse Now here's a better entry that would have made more sense:

    Top 10 zombie franchises that should have died already
    1. Pokeshit
    2. Gundam
    3. Anything MARVEL
    4. Final Fantasy (just make the final entry already)
    5. Sword "more of the same" online
    6. Attack on spin-offs (the anime only has one season and it's already expired)
    7. Disney/Pixar animated movies
    8. 'Tales of' series
    9. Shin Megami Tensei, (should have ended on Devil Survivor 2 since it had the most appropiate chaos ending.)
    10. Bakemonogatari

    What do all of these have in common? there's often a new iteration that adds little to no new content to make the franchise, stories, universe any different or entertaining. and before you go and make a stupid comment like "oh yeah? go tell that to the FATE series" etc. that kind of reasoning would be invalid since series like that often put an extra effort to escape the formula and think outside the box whenever there's a new iteration

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:56 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Shut up you're less than a background character in my life if you wanna bitch keep it to yourself 'cause I'm sicking of seeing all of your shitty irrelevant opinions on this site. You say Pokemon should have died, but first off it's not even for your age group, assuming you aren't a 6 year old. And if it's so shitty why has it lasted this long? Don't actually answer that btw. One thing I will agree with you on is Bakemonogatari, never liked it in the first place because of the constant weird camera angles and stories that make no fucking sense. The rest I don't really care about. What I'm getting at is as long as I like it your shitty opinions don't matter, get it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:06 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    So according to you: Pokeshit is for 6 year olds, wow, that totally belongs in sankaku and also there are 6 year olds who would also admit pokemon is pretty lame.

    "why has it lasted this long?"
    Because that's what a zombie franchise is, it's stubborn and its creators haven't seen t heir IP is past its expiration date and its relevance relies solely on autistic fanboys with wallets full of money and the nostalgia factor alone, it's old, it's stale and it's become a real pain in the ass to see it all over, I think i'm going to get sick from an overexposition to pikachu's ugly yellow ass, i've been a pokemon fan for over 10 years and i would defend it against people who would have said pokemon is the devil or it encourages animal violence and i would still defend it IF IT WAS STILL GOOD, pokemon is shit and anyone who likes it to this point is retarded.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:55 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn, this is an epic fail worthy of 4chan or gamefaqs.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Like it or not Pokemon is a world-wide cultural icon. You or I might not like Pokemon personally but there are ton more people that like it than don't like it. Just deal with it and move on. Pokemon is no reason to get so upset and irate about. At this moment there are many more things in this world to get irate about.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:52 25/06/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    This conversation is stupid, but is somewhat entertaining, at the same time.




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