Japanese sweets company Glico have unleashed a new Pocky CM featuring virtual phenomenon Hatsune Miku, bound to earn the world-renowned snack more notoriety than ever before while likely giving overweight otaku no hopes whatsoever in slimming down.
The Pocky CM, featuring the musical talents of HitoshizukuP and yama△:
What a cutie pie. I don’t care about pocky, I’ll take Miku please.
The lyrics are
“I’ll teach you how to eat Delicious Glico Pocky
Open the box…
STOP!
Wait, don’t eat it yet
Put it in the refrigerator and let it freeze
Now, itadakimasu.
Yum, great isn’t it.”
That’s how you make a commercial.
Remember kids Say no to toyota.
Now I’m off to H-mart to buy a couple cases of Pocky.
This is the smartest business move, why because they don’t use real person. Real person can damage or ruin a business with unpredictable behavior(don’t believe me, check USA). Hatsune sama is a goddess, there’s no risk. My goddess will only cause high profit in sales and marketing and all else.
Another plus factor is that they aren’t real people hence they don’t grow old, a few decades later they will still be roughly the same. Unlike those artificial “beautiful” celebrities in the states whom still looks very young despite being in their prime.
miku is a corporate whore – everyone gets a piece
does it matter anymore? Let’s be honest, most of us have fapped to her or will fap to her tonight after watching this video.
Even Straight girls fap to Miku.
Pretty complex cartoon mascot. Is she supposed to be human or a computer program like in the old TRON movie?