The hard workers of Voppai have made a rather genius breakthrough in otaku technology, featuring the “talking oppai mouse pad” which responds when its breasts are being fondled, and looks bound to ensure that otaku will never leave the house again.
The talking oppai mouse pads in all their busty glory:
声の出るおっぱいマウスパッド「VOPPAI」。CharacterNo.1「雫」（イラスト：鬼月あるちゅ、CV：橘まお）の動画はこちら！ #VOPPAI pic.twitter.com/YSuAXm4bHh
— VOPPAI公式 (@VOPPAI_info) April 30, 2016
声の出るおっぱいマウスパッド「VOPPAI」。CharacterNo.2「マリ」（イラスト：ブッチャーU、CV：今谷皆美）の動画はこちら！ #VOPPAI pic.twitter.com/F4mBI3kLMs
— VOPPAI公式 (@VOPPAI_info) April 30, 2016
Currently only two models exist, which attendees of the “Character 1” event could have pre-ordered:
The price for the astonishing device has not yet been mentioned, though some are already speculating it comes in at a pretty hefty sum – the project’s success however could mean that such audio devices could become the norm…
Where the f♥♥k do I buy this butcha u pooters pad???
I have like 17 Oppai mouse pads, official ones. I think I have too many but damn they look so good I can’t stop buy them :/
Every day we stray further from God
Unless God send 3 l♥♥i angels as soulmate to every man on Earth
Thanks but I prefer a mouse pad with venus mound.
The mouse pad laughs at you when you mess up a flick shot in CS:GO.