Blizzard Censors Overwatch: “Now Safe For SJWs!”

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Blizzard’s cel-shaded shooter Overwatch has become subjected to censorship, due to one particularly “offended” fan deciding that one of Tracer’s poses turns her into a “sex symbol”; the statement apparently holding so much weight that Blizzard developers are planning to remove the pose from the game altogether.

The heinously offensive pose:

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The fan thread in question prompted an suitably supine response from game director Jeff Kaplan:

We’ll replace the pose.

We want *everyone* to feel strong and heroic in our community. The last thing we want to do is make someone feel uncomfortable, under-appreciated or misrepresented.

Apologies and we’ll continue to try to do better.

Naturally, fans of the game with any semblance of intelligence have caused a backlash against this rather sudden and one-sided decision, providing a number of logical explanations as to how this “atrocious pose” does not sexualize the fictional girl – Blizzard has yet to comment on the situation again however, let alone rescind the decision.

However, this is not the first time the game has been censored due to feminist outrage – one map in the game possesses an outhouse with a heap of magazines littered beneath the door, suggesting an innocent onanism joke, but a recent update has seen to the sudden disappearance of the magazines in question and any suggestion of patriarchal suppression of the master sex:

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    Comment by Anonymous
    06:38 30/03/2016 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Fuck you, Blizzard.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:08 01/04/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    This. Blizzard is dead to me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:32 30/03/2016 # ! Good (+0.7)

    That IS an offensive pose. She doesn't have nearly enough ass to pull off a pose like that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:05 30/03/2016 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Not all asses have to be giant piles of fat and muscle that threatens to swallow everything that passes near them like some horrible brown hole of death.

    Small asses can be nice too, yo.

    Avatar of Shittin' Circles Around You Bitches Since 1988
    12:21 30/03/2016 # ! Good (+0.6)

    If they're still round enough, then yes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:12 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow, it's like the ass-men's equivalent to the dfc/cowtits schism

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:30 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    True, it's way too flat imao.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:05 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    I still wouldn't pull out.

    Comment by Anonymous

    One word ....Feminists..

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:11 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    No, peanut butter vegan feminist whale.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:21 31/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    leave the peanut butter out of this

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:46 02/04/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Besides the peanut butter, leave the vegan and whales out of this too.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I am offended by her skin-tight jumpsuit. I will feel uncomfortable and under-appreciated unless she's completely bottomless.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Wasn't that the point? It doesn't fit the character.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:59 30/03/2016 # ! Good (+0.6)

    what does does fuckers of SJW want anyways? do they get money or something for ruining everything?? do they feel good fucking others??... We should just make an ANTI-SJW or something and fuck them up... maybe hacking all the JSW accounts finding dirt on them a fkng remove them permanently

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:30 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Are you real? It happened and they called it Gamergate. It made anyone who opposed SJWs look like some kind of mysogynist nazi psycho terrorist. Now even mentioning the shit they're fucking up can get you on employment blacklists.

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    Comment by Yamato
    14:19 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It wasn't GamerGate that made that negative image. That was just the SJWs resorting to their usual dirty tactics: getting their buddies in the mainstream media to ensure that nobody can ever dissent from their opinions lest they be branded a misogynist, then a racist, then a rapist, and now a terrorist apparently.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:22 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The employment blacklist thing is real. I know several people who have been barred/blocked/fired from various events/jobs just for disagreeing with feminists.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:43 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They begging and lies for donation for some stupid research all the time and people actually donate money to them and they making ton of money by doing that. Stupid people are stupid.

    youtube.com/watch?v=uQZXcOwHLC8

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:45 02/04/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    What do they want? its simple they want control.
    they want control over what you say,wear and think
    they want control over the media you view and how that media looks and what message it presents.
    if that message is not fat,trans,bi, gender fluid, ect. positive and especially anti female/feminist it does not have the right to exist and should be destroyed.
    and as for you! you should be arrested and thrown in the deepest darkest hole that can be found for viewing/enjoying media that is not fat,trans,bi, gender fluid positive and especially anti female/feminist

    Avatar of Shittin' Circles Around You Bitches Since 1988
    05:31 30/03/2016 # ! Good (+0.6)

    SJWs will continue to bitch about every "microaggression" that offends their delicate sensibilities no matter how much the developers tweak the game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:31 01/04/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    TRIIIIIIIIIGERED

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:13 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    In fact, they bitch even more if the developers respond like this. And they ain't gonna stop until it's been run to the ground (which is not to say that Blizzard wasn't going to do that anyway).

    Meanwhile, where my popcorn at yo

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:22 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Of course. Because it's very, very profitable.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:31 30/03/2016 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Now everyone understood why the Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 did not come to the West and why games like Street Fighter V and the new Star Ocean suffer censorship in the West. The Japanese were more cautious for such cases and found that the West has changed. The fact is that feminism and political correctness killed freedom in the West and now a minority group enjoys the freedom to restrict the freedom of others .
    Apparently , the Japanese know the difference between a game and reality, but in the West , even the games do not escape the scrutiny of these people . If this continues, more and more games will suffer censorship.
    Sorry if the text was not clear , because I have no mastery of the English language.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:25 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's because it's not reality that the West focuses on it. They know the fictional characters can't fight back, and they can use that as an excuse to speak for them.

    Anyway, SJWs continue to insist that they don't exist and that they have zero involvement in any of these changes. It's clear they have no grasp of reality. That's another reason why they focus so heavily on fiction.

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    Comment by Achim
    16:27 30/03/2016 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Warcraft 3 was a frivolous game, both verbally (talks of g-strings & cum) and visually (revealing clothing like stockings, and Pantyshots). This is what Blizzard wanted and they kept all of those for The Frozen Throne expansion.

    As you can see, the current puritanism is absolutely not the design Blizzard went with. Based on the past they were pressured into belly armor Sylvanas, as well as patching out Overwatch masturbation Joke, by none other than SJWs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:47 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well, if that's how it's gonna be, I'm scrapping Overwatch from my list.
    Blizzard can bend to fake morality whiners, all it's want.

    Battleborn, here I come.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:29 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    dead on arrival

    Comment by Anonymous

    That's from the same guys that fucked up that Aliens game. Nope city.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:55 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Now that this pose has been removed, I feel really uncomfortable with this game.

    WTF, guys ...

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:48 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I want off this planet now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:47 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    im still waiting for the terraforming of mars

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:49 31/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Probably viable if you can restart the planets core, or create an artificially magnetic field.

    I'd be more interested in Venus personally. If you introduce some hydrogen into the atmosphere and react it with the Co2, you'd have one almighty biblical flood.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:52 31/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    these feminists need to consider suicide really hard

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:51 31/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Wow ppl need to get a grip. If something offends you, don't watch it. If you feel it's not suitable for children, don't let YOUR kids watch it. People are too damn sensitive & politically correct nowadays. For fucks sake, it's a POSE in a videogame. Women will always be sexualized in a man's imagination, don't matter how much they kick & scream about it... Giggity.

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    Comment by cpc65
    08:13 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Just make all the characters stick figures and get it over with.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:24 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    That would promote shaming fat women, you cruel body shamer you. There are enough poor women suffering from body image issues and anorexia!

    /sarcasm

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:55 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Over watch girls making a lot of gamers bust nuts in game and in SFM

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:05 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They're semen demons.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:57 31/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    The fan art and SFM is literally the only thing good about this game, anyways. Hot as fuck character models = great for SFM. Don't give two shits what's in the actual game since it's bad. I'll let the SFM artists fulfill my Overwatch quota.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:04 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Welcome to the new world, minority rules all,

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:20 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well, if that's true. Then I guess I can scratch Overwatch from my list, for benefit of Battleborn.

    Those that bow to fake morality zealots, deserve no attention from me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:52 31/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well until Battleborn gets the same threatment.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:58 31/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ayyy, burn.
    Hope they censor mushroom man..because he's wearing fake pants.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:23 01/04/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mushroom man is a girl. Look it up.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:21 31/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    F' Gearbox.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    08:03 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I feel under-appreciated or misrepresented by the full cast of characters of this game. None of them represents me neither appreciates my fine tastes in art and design. Cancel it altogether.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:22 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    dont worry, i felt the same ever since world of warcraft introduced ugly cartoony graphics to their entire games lineup.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:23 30/03/2016 # ! Neutral (0)

    Same here.





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