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  • Well, there is also a costume for Mercedes Benz and one based on a Japanese comedian. Both are also not game-related, so this is not exactly a novelty.

    Pretty much an advertisement effort, in fact… Hopefully, Mario Maker will not make this a frequent thing and start using event courses as an excuse to advertise random, unrelated stuff because of its popularity…

    • Well, Mercedes Benz was also featured previously in Mario Kart 8, so I guess this was a sorta follow-up on that. And Arino from Game Center CX also makes a bit of sense, considering Nintendo games have been featured on the show numerous times. This Nisekoi collaboration, however, came totally out of left field. I don’t mind being able to play as Chitoge, but I do nevertheless think the whole thing is just weird.

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