What’s the matter? Never watched when I’ve been pulling out of your …

What’s the matter? Never watched when I’ve been pulling out of your dad?

Futabu! AV “Even More Ridiculous in Real Life!”:

where can i watch this movie, i wanna fap time
Futabu! AV “Even More Ridiculous in Real Life!”:

I need the hair colors, to be honest. Prison school, however, is getting that shit RIGHT!
Futabu! AV “Even More Ridiculous in Real Life!”:

Futanari Village. There is an English dubbed one, but only found the full video in raw.
Futabu! AV “Even More Ridiculous in Real Life!”:

Don’t they use fake dicks without panty-like straps? Been wondering what kind of strap ons those are. Don’t mind fake dicks, but hate when they gotta wear nothing BUT short or nothing BUT the skirts, which make it TOO obvious about the dicks being fake.
Futabu! AV “Even More Ridiculous in Real Life!”:

Did you ever see the power rangers one? Hilarious, especially when they fight and rip their dicks off.

Pleasant Feeling AV Absolutely Adorable:

But I have a 6″ donger when fully erect. That’s above the 5.1″ adult average. ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
Top 10 Best Anime Girls of 2015:

The list says “Best anime girls” not “Hottest anime girls”. Characters like Hestia wouldn’t qualify in the former category but would in the latter. After all, Hestia doesn’t get much in the way of character development in the anime, you know she’s a goddess, and she has a familia(With Bell) and helps with his stats and not much else. She’s quite one dimensional.
Hai to Gensou no Grimgar “Has Oppai!”:

So long as it isn’t as deeply impeneratrable/inaccessible as the original .hack//SIGN anime it should be fine. Man that shit was back in ’02 and it still had it share of is issues. At some point a Madoka-like deconstruction anime should come out soon for this genre.
Picking Up Japan Express Vol. 36 Worth a Pickup:

1 in 200 Japanese women have done porn of some kind.
Voice Translation Tool Promotional Video “Inexcusable!”:

At least one is always a hooker.