Someone please translate this for me, because I don’t understand anything this …

someone please translate this for me, because I don’t understand anything this anon says …. I thought it was english, but I’m not so sure

Seikan Este Oils Up For Happy Ending:

Typical monkey talk. Pay no heed to it’s screaming and yelling.
Seikan Este Oils Up For Happy Ending:

I’ma say this and I’ma end mine. If you ain’t down for the Africans here in the United States, period point blank. If you ain’t down for the ones that suffer in South Africa From apartheid and shit. Damn it you need to Step your punk ass to the side and let us brothers and us Africans step in And start putting some funk in that ass
Seikan Este Oils Up For Happy Ending:

saberfish fully voiced good one Rift
Seikan Este Oils Up For Happy Ending:

Also, being force fed a bunch of guy’s semen for whatever reason grosses me out.
Seikan Este Oils Up For Happy Ending:

“Real people can shoot semen like a fucking garden hose” No shit!? I always thought that this was just cartoons being cartoons but man, you make a good obvious point!

Togijo no Senhime: Another Story Unexpectedly Gory:

I saw one a long time ago where the chicks vag bit them off!!!!!!!!!! Might have been an LSD nightmare.
Coming of Age Day Illustrations Quite Formal:

A lot of Japanese girls I know have done the ceremony and I gotta say… they deffo know how to dress for the occasion what with all the different colours, styles and accessories they wear.
Togijo no Senhime: Another Story Unexpectedly Gory:

No guro on the female, this will piss the japs off.
Atelier Shallie Plus Trailers Unbearably Cute:

Finally, someone speaking sense and not blindly spewing craps which is flooding the comment section everywhere on this site. When talking about series be it games or anime, their qualities usually won’t drop much if the director is the same person in charge. Of course, budget is of importance too. Can’t really judge the whole thing from just merely 1:37 of content, but still looks good to me. :)
Top 10 Most Anticipated Anime of Winter 2016:

So… all trash?