Japan has secured a new world record by way of its latest “baby crawling competition”, which had amassed 601 total infants to ever-so-sweetly crawl and squirm over a 3 meter track, perhaps causing some to wonderment at how so many children could be gathered in one place considering the country’s abysmal birth rates.
The competition took place at a Yokohama shopping mall and featured racers aging from 6 to 16 months old, with the parents of the fastest infant being awarded a headset digital camera along with bragging rights.
The baby crawling competition:
The rather specific record has no doubt proven to be quite bizarre, even more so with the fact that a previous record had existed (held by China with 451 total infants) – China having pre-emptively thrown down the gauntlet already by rescinding its one child policy so ever more neonate racers can be assembled.
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sure beats america's baby shaking competition.
I'm pretty sure that was meant as a joke.
and china's baby squashing competition
3rd pic looks like he'll be a hostist by 19.
Wut da fuck iz dis shit?
Racing babies is for casuls! Let me know when they're racing something that actually takes skillz like fetuses or grouchy old people.
Been living under a rock all these time? Wait until you found out what bizarre shits people has been doing to try get into the record. One particular challenge I remembered is how many hits (punches) on contact can a person achieve within a certain amount of time with two fists...let me know when it is actual hits that actually takes skill like punching a sandbag or hard target.
Wow, that's just fucked up.
I agree. That is kind of mean-spirited, although parents do the same thing to get their babies to walk, just not for material gain.
Put some Wasabi in the diapers and you have Astro Boy Live Action.
...they won't be breaking any world records for baby making.
Just wait till I move to Japan, I'll fix that problem for them. Giggity...
Unfortunately, for you, no one wants your defective dna there either. #virgin #lifer
Still better than the Western PC adults sending everyone in a record race backwards.
Oh that is so cute, love Japan.
I can't help but think that all of babie's mothers put their oppai in the finish line to make their childs to start running
Jap break yet another recored for the most youngest perverts behivior in the world :D
Huh!? Are there no fathers at the scene or you just have perverted thought to be thinking it is a shameful act for infants to be attracted to their parent(s). And all the babies are boys is what you were thinking, keep your racist remark to yourself because that is a behavior you wouldn't want to show to the world :D
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"had amassed 601 total infants"
Sounds like Hell....
I am proud for Japan. Now all those pure dogs and random abused-by owner animals can finally take a breath :)