The unique Yohjo Simulator (“youjo” meaning “little girl”) has been deftly removed from Steam despite only arriving onto the platform a few days ago, with Steam’s almighty overlords refusing to elaborate on its removal and causing the game’s few fans to blame the hordes of purists heinously denouncing the game as “pedophilia”.
Yohjo Simulator was apparently a title riding on the “goattails” of Goat Simulator, a title intentionally made to be nonsensical and possess over-the-top physics while having no clear goal, a concept that has many perplexed in regards to its appeal – although featuring a little girl rather than a grown man with a gun as protagonist may well have doomed it.
A trailer for the aimless title:
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While the game was indeed complete and utter shit, there was nothing wrong with it. You ran around a super tiny map where absolutely nothing at all happened. I find it funny people were yelling pedophilia when this was probably as tame as you could get. If this is pedophilia then goat simulator must be beastiality by that logic.
This was not removed for being pedophilia. It was removed for being a shit game. I saw game play the game was glitched to hell and there was relay nothing to do. On top of that the game cost 8 pound or 12 US dollars! they better had remove that game.
You're wrong, Anon. There's far, FAR, F-A-R shittier games on Steam that nobody cares to remove.
Yup, such as Depression Quest. Or hell, they actually charge you to stream Game Loading: Rise of the Indies. I see no reason why Yohjo Simulator couldn't stay.
It's ~5 euros on dlsite. http://www.dlsite.com/eng/work/=/product_id/RE161699.html
Are you trolling or are you genuinely this retarded?
For no apparently reason there were panties scattered around the map, and also a suggestive scene that has a creepy looking guy standing over a dead body of a little girl.
That is still nothing worth condemning the game be removed from steam over.
In that scene, the panties are next to the body of the girl(I'm assuming she's dead..) implying some kind of rape.
A game where you walk around and nothing happens is hardly "unique". Good riddance to the shit "game" that was hoping to sell a few copies based solely on the fact that there's a loli in it before everyone realized that it's shit.
With all due respect he put up videos of the gameplay and the game was quite reasonably priced.
Even if the game was free it would still be overpriced.
Quality aside, what about that is "pedophile"? Bigoted idiots...
Ikr? this is surely like Goat Simulator but with a Paedophilian concept to it. I bet it's all cracked up laughter instead of fap. I ot the game on the torrent file awaiting updates. But I mean, yeah...It will surely be something like a little girl destroying the city more than nothing. It really isn't steam's fault that they took it out. It was the reponse of high command opinionated people. If this is a paedophilic game then who cares if one plays it or not? Like dude...Nobody is gonna go sexually abuse your daughter. You don't even know the people who will play the game! Sadly enough Steam like any other game fandom enterprise has to always listen to the opinions of everyone and see to the percentages. it does deffo suck yeah.
This gets removed but shit like Depression Quest is still around?
This game's maker must not have slept with the right gaming journalists...
I fail to see what one has to do with the other. DQ is a free, if harmless, game no one gave a damn about until butthurt ex-bf made a fuss over nothing. Get over it already.
As to why this "simulator" game gets pulled while games like Hatred (where you violently and gruesomely massacre hundreds of innocents) get a pass does speak volumes of Steam's double standards of violence vs sex. Concentrate on shit like that. Not fucking Depression Quest which you may not like but is goddamn harmless.
Or that awful money grubbing "transgender" bullshit made by egomaniac lying piece of shit asshole.
Needs an Arale mod.
I'm not sad to see this go, but if shitty games are prohibited on steam I better make some coffee since I'll be up all night reporting titles.
This "game" looked like utter shit. Valve needs to close the fucking floodgates 'cause this shit's patgetic.
Lol and they removed for be pedo???, really so be me, i removed this for be SHITT in a universal lvl.
Fuckin' all the weebs in the comments trying to defend this pile of trash.
"stupid American's can't handle this game!"
"lol this game is 3edgy for the racist Americans!" "People don't like it because it's Japanese!"
No, you fucks, they hate it because it is a low quality game made with no effort and lacks anything that you could call "content." Not to mention it being worth nothing, let alone five dollars!
I don't see what pedophilia has to do with this... just because you play as a little girl?
Other than that, the game itself is complete shit, just look at the video Jim Sterling made of it, there's literally NOTHING to do.
It's always sunny in Pedo-delphia :D
If it was taken down for the alleged claims of supposedly of promoting "something negative" and people found it offensive enough to demand it to be taken down, then I call bullshit on people saying it was offensive. Hatred a game about aimlessly murdering people with no real purpose was banned by steam and eventually crawled it's way back onto steam weeks later because people's argument about the game was that Valve should not censor "art". I call bullshit on people claiming the game was "offensive" (whatever that means these days...)
Fair enough if people think the game was shitty but if all it takes to get a game taken down is a shitty rating or review, Then half of the early access games should be taken down from steam. And about 35% of fully released titles should be taken down also (Destiny Warriors RPG for example on steam) A clear example of a cheap shovelware knockoff Naruto game someone made with RPG maker in less than a day. There's gotta be more to this Yohjo Simulator removed from steam story they're not mentioning....
It's a really shitty game, but yet it's not a game much at all. It reminds me of one of those debug test maps to see how the character controls around the environment. Still I hope it was pulled for being just that and not because of some whiteknights over reacting.
Disgusting Steam. You shouldn't have added it only to remove it 3 days later.
good riddance. shit game.
This game was a disgrace. Okay, let's ignore the huge list of faults with this game and mention these points.
1. It had invisable barriers(Shit for a sandbox game).
2. It had panties scattered around the map for no reason
3. You can't go in the water
serves you right, disgusting otakus
Good riddance. Steam needs to start purging shit posing as games.
And people still worship Gabe "Triskaphobia" Newell as a god.
I hardly doubt Newell sits there and one-by-one checks every game. It's the idiot mods and public relations tards that always do this kind of crap.
Valve has no one with a job description like "public relations" or "mod" or "support". Everything is done by someone that's actually one of their normal developers.
They basically are some sort of anarchist co-op or something, everyone gets a share of profits, everyone decides on who gets hired or fired. They simply don't want anyone like pure "support" or "mod" or "manager" there, probably feel like it's a waste of their money.
That's why usually nothing ever gets done about a case like this here. They try really hard to only move when it's clear the community of people using their stuff can't fix itself.
Her name was apparently "goat" in Japanese.
That was probably the single good thing about it.
Steams hard-on for censorship is one of the reasons why I refuse to buy anything from them.
looks like a pre-beta release. not surprised they'd pull the trash.
Steam still has stuff like "Huniepop" and the "Sakura" series. Users even talk about how to get the patches for the uncensored versions.
Huniepop has actual gameplay.
Huniepop has something going on.
Huniepop is a complete game.
Sakura games are a complete visual novel.
Sakura games have stuff going on.
This game was a cash in and only has popularity now because certain youtubers did a video on it. A loli drew attention but the game itself? Nothing. This is why gaming is a cesspool if people think games like this should stick around. This is why companies rip you people off.
Pointless fetish fuel? No wonder they removed it.
PC port when?
Lel
Will people now say "loli" less and more "youjo"?
I believe not many people knows the word "youjo" before since they like it "loli".
Youjo refers specifically to very young children, like 8 and younger. The word shoujo, on the other hand, means roughly 8-16 year old girls. So it's not a perfect match for the term loli really.
And you hipster are pretending you already knew it before. Just shut up.
for those who don't know, youjo is pretty much a little girl (age 3-8) and loli is a girl who looks like a little girl so she is usually 15+ or 18+ on eroges (or at least they argue that she is...)
so that's why they don't use youjo too much.
youjo is a pretty archaic form thats rarely used these days. additionally, you can pretty much call any under 18 girl a youjo if you are an older person, but it has an affectionate quality, and again, archaic.
Here's another good Japanese explanation that clearly defines it.
1-6= youjo
7-9 = borderline between youjo and shoujo (can be referred to as either, I guess.)
10+ (under 18)= shoujo
http://oshiete.goo.ne.jp/qa/4868573.html
Not sure why you're getting downvoted for knowing what you're talking about.
That first kanji means 'infant' and refers to the targets of toddlercon weirdos instead of proper lolicon pedos.
lol first off, im no weeb, i was born and grew up in Japan. If you have to link to a video or site, atleast make it an academic source and not just random Q&A site anyone can edit or say.
In the my hometown, all the elderly folk say youjo to refer to any school aged girl. And I say archaic because barely anyone uses it [other than elderly folk] in lieu of more generalized/PC forms such as X-才の女の子 or the level of school one goes to. Go watch Japanese news or read the newspaper, no one uses it anymore.
http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1444954824
Check out this thread if you doubt, assuming you can even read Japanese. If you can't, I'll tell you what it says. While there is no concrete definition, originally it refers to preschool age children, and it may be used to refer to girls up to around 7 or so, but to call even an elementary school girl in the upper grades a 'youjo' is ridiculous.
It's not archaic at all, and no, you can't call any under 18 girl a youjo. You are some full of shit weeb.
The archaic term for a loli is ito 幼 same character as the you in youjo 幼女 but youjo itself is not archaic. Youjo is only for girls in early childhood, unless you are making fun of them and trying to call them mentally retarded or emotionally immature. You would not call a teenager or 10+ 'youjo'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1tbixEVIAM
in terms of hentai, they don't care and pollute my delicious loli keywords with grade schoolers.
Sorry, I didn't mean to vote you down, I misclicked, but they won't let me fix it. Even when I refreshed my page. People don't seem to get that "loli" doesn't mean kids, that's "alice-con", not that anyone knows what that is.
If they have tits, it's not loli dipshit