Yohjo Simulator Removed From Steam




The unique Yohjo Simulator (“youjo” meaning “little girl”) has been deftly removed from Steam despite only arriving onto the platform a few days ago, with Steam’s almighty overlords refusing to elaborate on its removal and causing the game’s few fans to blame the hordes of purists heinously denouncing the game as “pedophilia”.

Yohjo Simulator was apparently a title riding on the “goattails” of Goat Simulator, a title intentionally made to be nonsensical and possess over-the-top physics while having no clear goal, a concept that has many perplexed in regards to its appeal – although featuring a little girl rather than a grown man with a gun as protagonist may well have doomed it.

A trailer for the aimless title:

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    Avatar of Justin iZ Here
    Comment by Justin iZ Here
    01:09 22/11/2015 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    While the game was indeed complete and utter shit, there was nothing wrong with it. You ran around a super tiny map where absolutely nothing at all happened. I find it funny people were yelling pedophilia when this was probably as tame as you could get. If this is pedophilia then goat simulator must be beastiality by that logic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:38 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    This was not removed for being pedophilia. It was removed for being a shit game. I saw game play the game was glitched to hell and there was relay nothing to do. On top of that the game cost 8 pound or 12 US dollars! they better had remove that game.

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    Comment by Riiku
    02:19 24/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're wrong, Anon. There's far, FAR, F-A-R shittier games on Steam that nobody cares to remove.

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    Comment by Yamato
    17:21 24/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yup, such as Depression Quest. Or hell, they actually charge you to stream Game Loading: Rise of the Indies. I see no reason why Yohjo Simulator couldn't stay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:58 25/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Are you trolling or are you genuinely this retarded?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:23 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    For no apparently reason there were panties scattered around the map, and also a suggestive scene that has a creepy looking guy standing over a dead body of a little girl.

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    Comment by Justin iZ Here
    06:23 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    That is still nothing worth condemning the game be removed from steam over.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:03 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    In that scene, the panties are next to the body of the girl(I'm assuming she's dead..) implying some kind of rape.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:09 21/11/2015 # ! Good (+0.6)

    A game where you walk around and nothing happens is hardly "unique". Good riddance to the shit "game" that was hoping to sell a few copies based solely on the fact that there's a loli in it before everyone realized that it's shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:54 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    With all due respect he put up videos of the gameplay and the game was quite reasonably priced.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Even if the game was free it would still be overpriced.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:00 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Quality aside, what about that is "pedophile"? Bigoted idiots...

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    Comment by XxLolimasterxX
    23:13 07/12/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ikr? this is surely like Goat Simulator but with a Paedophilian concept to it. I bet it's all cracked up laughter instead of fap. I ot the game on the torrent file awaiting updates. But I mean, yeah...It will surely be something like a little girl destroying the city more than nothing. It really isn't steam's fault that they took it out. It was the reponse of high command opinionated people. If this is a paedophilic game then who cares if one plays it or not? Like dude...Nobody is gonna go sexually abuse your daughter. You don't even know the people who will play the game! Sadly enough Steam like any other game fandom enterprise has to always listen to the opinions of everyone and see to the percentages. it does deffo suck yeah.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:56 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    This gets removed but shit like Depression Quest is still around?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:08 23/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    This game's maker must not have slept with the right gaming journalists...

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:31 23/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    I fail to see what one has to do with the other. DQ is a free, if harmless, game no one gave a damn about until butthurt ex-bf made a fuss over nothing. Get over it already.

    As to why this "simulator" game gets pulled while games like Hatred (where you violently and gruesomely massacre hundreds of innocents) get a pass does speak volumes of Steam's double standards of violence vs sex. Concentrate on shit like that. Not fucking Depression Quest which you may not like but is goddamn harmless.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:16 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or that awful money grubbing "transgender" bullshit made by egomaniac lying piece of shit asshole.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:06 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Needs an Arale mod.

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    Comment by Falos
    11:41 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'm not sad to see this go, but if shitty games are prohibited on steam I better make some coffee since I'll be up all night reporting titles.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:06 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    This "game" looked like utter shit. Valve needs to close the fucking floodgates 'cause this shit's patgetic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:21 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol and they removed for be pedo???, really so be me, i removed this for be SHITT in a universal lvl.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:45 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuckin' all the weebs in the comments trying to defend this pile of trash.

    "stupid American's can't handle this game!"
    "lol this game is 3edgy for the racist Americans!" "People don't like it because it's Japanese!"

    No, you fucks, they hate it because it is a low quality game made with no effort and lacks anything that you could call "content." Not to mention it being worth nothing, let alone five dollars!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:41 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't see what pedophilia has to do with this... just because you play as a little girl?
    Other than that, the game itself is complete shit, just look at the video Jim Sterling made of it, there's literally NOTHING to do.

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    Comment by XxLolimasterxX
    23:03 07/12/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's always sunny in Pedo-delphia :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:30 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    If it was taken down for the alleged claims of supposedly of promoting "something negative" and people found it offensive enough to demand it to be taken down, then I call bullshit on people saying it was offensive. Hatred a game about aimlessly murdering people with no real purpose was banned by steam and eventually crawled it's way back onto steam weeks later because people's argument about the game was that Valve should not censor "art". I call bullshit on people claiming the game was "offensive" (whatever that means these days...)

    Fair enough if people think the game was shitty but if all it takes to get a game taken down is a shitty rating or review, Then half of the early access games should be taken down from steam. And about 35% of fully released titles should be taken down also (Destiny Warriors RPG for example on steam) A clear example of a cheap shovelware knockoff Naruto game someone made with RPG maker in less than a day. There's gotta be more to this Yohjo Simulator removed from steam story they're not mentioning....

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:02 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's a really shitty game, but yet it's not a game much at all. It reminds me of one of those debug test maps to see how the character controls around the environment. Still I hope it was pulled for being just that and not because of some whiteknights over reacting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:24 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Disgusting Steam. You shouldn't have added it only to remove it 3 days later.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:11 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    good riddance. shit game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:24 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    This game was a disgrace. Okay, let's ignore the huge list of faults with this game and mention these points.

    1. It had invisable barriers(Shit for a sandbox game).
    2. It had panties scattered around the map for no reason
    3. You can't go in the water

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:03 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    serves you right, disgusting otakus

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:44 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good riddance. Steam needs to start purging shit posing as games.

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    Comment by Palmtop Tsundere
    18:51 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    And people still worship Gabe "Triskaphobia" Newell as a god.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:20 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I hardly doubt Newell sits there and one-by-one checks every game. It's the idiot mods and public relations tards that always do this kind of crap.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:00 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Valve has no one with a job description like "public relations" or "mod" or "support". Everything is done by someone that's actually one of their normal developers.

    They basically are some sort of anarchist co-op or something, everyone gets a share of profits, everyone decides on who gets hired or fired. They simply don't want anyone like pure "support" or "mod" or "manager" there, probably feel like it's a waste of their money.

    That's why usually nothing ever gets done about a case like this here. They try really hard to only move when it's clear the community of people using their stuff can't fix itself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:17 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Her name was apparently "goat" in Japanese.
    That was probably the single good thing about it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:14 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Steams hard-on for censorship is one of the reasons why I refuse to buy anything from them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:01 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    looks like a pre-beta release. not surprised they'd pull the trash.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:11 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Steam still has stuff like "Huniepop" and the "Sakura" series. Users even talk about how to get the patches for the uncensored versions.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:00 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Huniepop has actual gameplay.
    Huniepop has something going on.
    Huniepop is a complete game.
    Sakura games are a complete visual novel.
    Sakura games have stuff going on.

    This game was a cash in and only has popularity now because certain youtubers did a video on it. A loli drew attention but the game itself? Nothing. This is why gaming is a cesspool if people think games like this should stick around. This is why companies rip you people off.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:16 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pointless fetish fuel? No wonder they removed it.

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Will people now say "loli" less and more "youjo"?

    I believe not many people knows the word "youjo" before since they like it "loli".

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:59 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Youjo refers specifically to very young children, like 8 and younger. The word shoujo, on the other hand, means roughly 8-16 year old girls. So it's not a perfect match for the term loli really.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:32 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    And you hipster are pretending you already knew it before. Just shut up.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:51 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    for those who don't know, youjo is pretty much a little girl (age 3-8) and loli is a girl who looks like a little girl so she is usually 15+ or 18+ on eroges (or at least they argue that she is...)
    so that's why they don't use youjo too much.

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    Comment by Tasche
    20:59 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    youjo is a pretty archaic form thats rarely used these days. additionally, you can pretty much call any under 18 girl a youjo if you are an older person, but it has an affectionate quality, and again, archaic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:26 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Here's another good Japanese explanation that clearly defines it.

    1-6= youjo
    7-9 = borderline between youjo and shoujo (can be referred to as either, I guess.)
    10+ (under 18)= shoujo

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:15 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not sure why you're getting downvoted for knowing what you're talking about.
    That first kanji means 'infant' and refers to the targets of toddlercon weirdos instead of proper lolicon pedos.

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    Comment by Tasche
    21:54 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol first off, im no weeb, i was born and grew up in Japan. If you have to link to a video or site, atleast make it an academic source and not just random Q&A site anyone can edit or say.

    In the my hometown, all the elderly folk say youjo to refer to any school aged girl. And I say archaic because barely anyone uses it [other than elderly folk] in lieu of more generalized/PC forms such as X-才の女の子 or the level of school one goes to. Go watch Japanese news or read the newspaper, no one uses it anymore.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:18 21/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)


    Check out this thread if you doubt, assuming you can even read Japanese. If you can't, I'll tell you what it says. While there is no concrete definition, originally it refers to preschool age children, and it may be used to refer to girls up to around 7 or so, but to call even an elementary school girl in the upper grades a 'youjo' is ridiculous.

    Comment by Anonymous

    It's not archaic at all, and no, you can't call any under 18 girl a youjo. You are some full of shit weeb.

    The archaic term for a loli is ito 幼 same character as the you in youjo 幼女 but youjo itself is not archaic. Youjo is only for girls in early childhood, unless you are making fun of them and trying to call them mentally retarded or emotionally immature. You would not call a teenager or 10+ 'youjo'.


    Comment by Anonymous

    in terms of hentai, they don't care and pollute my delicious loli keywords with grade schoolers.

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    Comment by Ifr22k
    01:41 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry, I didn't mean to vote you down, I misclicked, but they won't let me fix it. Even when I refreshed my page. People don't seem to get that "loli" doesn't mean kids, that's "alice-con", not that anyone knows what that is.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:16 22/11/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they have tits, it's not loli dipshit

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