High Speed! -Free! Starting Days- Trailers Takes a Dive
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Oct 17, 2015 17:15 JST
- Tags: Adaptations, Free!, Fujoshi, Kyoto Animation, Movies, Sports, Trailer
The swimmer boys of KyoAni’s notable fujoshi anime Free! have starred in character-specific trailers for their imminent movie, showcasing the same old footage that will still likely instill awe and amazement in fujoshi despite none of the well-built swimmers having so much as a word to offer.
The redundant trailers:
High Speed! -Free! Starting Days- is slated to arrive in theaters December 5th.
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Much of the appeal was them being older, more built, and hotter. Sure, the story will probably be good but I wish they just did a third season instead.
Well, a movie or a whole new season is a big difference..
True. Just wishful thinking I guess.
All the homo.
Still less gay than jojo.
enough of this shit
I want the end of Hyouka fucking kyoani
Fuck this shit. I want the yuri version with 100% no ugly guys in. The people want yuri girls with sexy bodies!!
How is it the rest of us are smart enough to find content like that, and yet you somehow seem overly focused on Free? Did you just get the internet yesterday?
This show is for women. Straight women like looking at hot guys. This should not surprise you. And like it or not, women are part of the anime fanbase. This should also not surprise you. Instead of whining about them getting theirs, just go fap to some boobs. Not that hard.
But when guys like you whine about this I assume you're closet homos, because seriously nearly every other article has boobs for you but you're here whining about no boobs.
so how long till they start fucking each other up the ass?
Keep that in your head and leave the rest of us out of it. I can watch the series just fine without imagining them screwing. I suggest you try it.
Pretty much, anyone who reads a Free! article and immediately thinks of taking it in the ass is clearly a homosexual, or at the very least bisexual. No straight male would think that.
Yep. That goes for the people who "accidentally" click on every single Free article to "complain" about it. They really just want to see the pictures.
The story was fun, the animation was great. I never thought of buttfucking because I'm not a homo.
Only in your fantasies my friend, only in your fantasies. And in them, you're the one taking it in the rear from Makoto!
ANIME OF THE MILLENIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fag
You really shouldn't look in the mirror while typing on your keyboard.
K-on season 3 damn it!