Muscle Paradise: “Bulk Up Your Boyfriend!”
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Oct 1, 2015 01:57 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Fetish, Fitness, Fujoshi, Image Gallery, Keitai, Simulation, Video Gallery
The latest in cringe-worthy fujoshi creations has arrived in the form of “Muscle Paradise”, a smartphone game revolving around the premise of instilling vast muscular gain on a stereotypical male of the player’s choosing, sure to find great success with the support of the rotten contingent.
Some videos of the game in action:
The existence of such a “game” has prompted some to wonder whether a similar concept involving the gradual expansion of a woman’s breasts would possibly prove to be more successful… and if it would be allowed on app stores whilst a more masculine effort goes unmolested.
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Needs Fist of the North Star faces.
The more buff you get, the more manly the face must become.
you even lift bro?
Having some muscles actually makes (some) man looks sexy but not when you are like those WWE wrestlers.
Oh god lol. Well whatever. Let em have their derpy muscle game. Make 100 more even. Only makes it easier to get away with Oppai Paradise.
Shallow titillation for everyone. No bitching, no whining. Equality of shameless service. Best way to do things.
I have no problem with this. Equality!
This motivates me to go ham in the gym.
Motivates me to eat ham and avoid the gym.
EAT HAM AND GO TO THE GYM!
LIFT THE LARGE HAM!
EAT HAM IN THE GYM
Motivates me to shave my nuts and do cock pushups.
And risk breaking it, no joking. It has happened to some whom prefer their women on top (riding) but I catch the punchline lol
I'm looking forward to the whores bitching about being beaten up by their talking muscle meatball.
Altered Beast: Bishonen Edition
Oh god those proportions.
They look like fucking warhammer 40k space marines.
Jesus christ my sides, I can't handle it.
I don't know how this is supposedly to be cringeworthy when this is a site devoted to pretty much doing this exact same thing to women. Author of this article was a neckbeard.
Oh boy wait until the sexually insecure kids see this.
A game that is probably made by women who know how to code. I can only applaud this.
WISH IT WAS THAT EASY BRO, GONNA HAVE TO LIFT HARDER BRO, GONNA HAVE TO JUICE UP WITH UNCLE ROID. AINT GONNA GET THAT NATTY FAM.
Muscles the new tits.
Implants them.
Jose canseco favorite game.
dont you mean barry bonds and mark mcguire?
be prepared for many more games like this if the anti-gamergate sjw's get their way.
We can have both. The presence of a game like this is good. Fifty shades of grey was bad, but its existence is good.
In other words, when they have shit like this, it legitimates our own (vastly superior in quality but similar in premise) stuff.