World of Tanks TV CM Whips Out The Big Guns

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Japan’s fondness for bizarre (or perhaps desperate) marketing is evident once again with the newly surfaced TV CM for tank-centric MMO World of Tanks, asking potential players if they “like big cannon” – all sure to get barrels elevated and overheated from the promise of hot armored action.

The attention-grabbing TV CM:

The game had already obtained an abundance of notoriety due to its previous collaboration with Girls Und Panzer, making some wonder why the developers would need to go to such lengths with a regular TV spot…


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    Comment by Anonymous
    01:28 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's the point of this CM? Isn't World of Tanks supposed to be be aimed at male players?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:05 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those asian girls sure love that Gargantuan American Penis.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:20 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, Asian girls look at gargantuan American penis and fantasize over tank gun barrels.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:52 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    @23:20
    Yeah, very smart of you to label all caucasians as Americans, what about Europe and Australia? And from just one video, people can happily generalize every women out there as a whole, I don't know whether this being egotistical, narcissistic or downright misogynistic anymore since nowadays the majorities of kids pretending to be adults or immature adults post sh*t without second thoughts can be found everywhere. *shrug

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:18 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Take a deep breath and pull the PC stick out of your ass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:45 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    You'd be surprised how many people in various Asian countries don't like America that much.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:02 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    All this talk about "American" sizes and everyone fails to notice it's a German tank drawing...lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:30 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Given that 17% of white american population has direct german ancestry and more through distant relations, that's actually not too farfetched.

    LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:48 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    We can't achieve much with so small penis, but you, Anerican, wow! Penis so big! So big penis!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:29 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am sure those asian girls oogling the non-asian dick is causing yellow kids to go ballistic :)

    By the way, a lot of people are noticing how in the recent years, more and more asian girls especially the previously demure and adverse types are opening up to non-asians. It's becoming socially acceptable for anyone to be with asian girls, and they are laying with non-asians in droves. Asian female to non-asian male interracial relationships/marriage rate has always been high, but it's interesting how it is going even higher.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:59 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't blame them money and a big dick can change a girl. My Asian friend gets beat and cant hang out with other white guys or her girl friends being caged and shit. But she still with this guy for 3 years now. Also most Asian women are obedient and submissive which all white, black, latino, and hell every guy wants.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:29 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    he's not fat enough to be american.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:51 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Try mexico you dumb motherfucka

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:29 19/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    he's not stoned enough to be mexican.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:35 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Funny how these kids doesn't understand stereotypes,
    it's a joke based on stereotype, chilled out little white kid.

    You probably has the same dick size as Asian dick. Although mine is pretty average sitting at 5.5" a lot of my friends were well on the 6-7", it was when i serves in the military service that i notice that, stereotype are just that, stereotype.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:40 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    So desperate to talk back shit lol

    This weak bitch be trippin

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:35 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    This little asian bitch :)

    Try 8-9 but you do gotta lower the bar for the yellow cunts though

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:00 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    HAHA did anyone notice that the comments for that youtube video was disabled? Anyone want to guess what people were doing all the crying?

    No prize for getting it right on your first try.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:18 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    why do they alway find the uglyest women in these type video ads

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:41 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    What? That girl drawing is cute and there's simply some older woman. Chill man, go watch your brainless tits on some porn site and not in an advertisement.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:29 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Obviously, some bunch of beta males not secure in their masculinity.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:23 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is that Sumire Uesaka? The one painting?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:07 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    What the fuck, guy shows his penis and a massive tank cannon is drawn, I show my penis and all I get is middle school girls running away screaming and party poopers chasing me. -Richard Thomas Tokens

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    Comment by Daniel Park
    14:41 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    hmm 2016 Superbowl spot anybody?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:23 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lady on the left of the 2nd image is damn cute

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:53 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    She wet and hot for some real dick

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:21 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    She needs a tank in her life.

    Real life Girls Und Panzer when?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:46 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    In all fairness the average American penis is probably longer than the average Japanese penis. I've seen Japanese women be shocked at a 5"-6" Japanese penis calling it "big" or "huge". I wonder what they would say if they saw my 5" flaccid length?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:51 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    And I thought my flat was small with only 5.6.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:46 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    By 5" you mean 5cm.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:46 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol what a joke, you want facts? http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php
    Read and educate yourself.

    Even if what you said is true, the difference of average size of the penis couldn't be more than half an inch.

    You need to grow up and do yourself a favor by serving in the military service. You'll got to check everyone's penis size and see for yourself and learn that stereotype are just that, stereotype.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:13 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bear in mind the American average is brought lower due to good percentage of east asian and other sub-average population in US. If you take above average white and black sizes only, the average can easily jump 1-2 inches easy due to simple genetics.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:30 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What? Asians(all types of Asians) only make up about 5% of the population. Blame your own tiny dick for the average.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:36 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    i would ofthoughtthe average got dropped by all of those morbidly obese guys who lost theirs in some fat rolls.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:46 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah 5% and bringing down the avg that much says a lot :)

    As does your comment btw lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:56 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Averages lowered by sub-average population."
    You clearly don't understand what an average is.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:53 18/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    There is no need to argue back. The statement was so non-factual that there is no need to counter it. The statement had as much content as "It's dark at night". Yes, if you take out the portion of people below average, the new average will be higher. Then you can take out the below average portion again. And again. And again. Until there is only 1 person left. We can only surmise that it will be you, Mr. Anonymous Horsedick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:53 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's cute when you try to nitpick technicalities in order to avoid the obvious point being made because you can't argue back LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:30 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    "the average can easily jump 1-2 inches easy due to simple genetics."

    Actually your dick is supposed to shrink in size an inch for every 35 pounds overweight you are, and given that the population has exploded into a world dominated by fat unhealthy pieces of shit, that means the national average has declined.

    On a side note, it feels good to be a skinny dude with a well above average dick, that understands where all these needle dicks suddenly came from. You fat unhealthy pieces of shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:50 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    You do realize BMI is a very very weak measure of obesity? If you go by BMI alone, as many statistics do, the entire new england patriots and steelers will be over weight, which they obviously are not.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:40 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Given that obesity is rapidly rising in Asia and that mexico is the fattest nation on earth, OP's point actually makes perfect sense with your reasoning.

    All the excuse making aside, I am seeing less and less fat people around due to all the health conscious general public mood. That of course does not include foreigners of asian or latino decent who seem to be letting themselves go lately.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:38 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL all the asspained bitches squealing all over the place

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:26 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not "probably", it is. Though if I remember correctly, Indonesia and Korea are the kings of smalldom.

    Source: I'm a paid penis expert. Also Google.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean that study that cites a source that uses random fake korean sounding names for scientists?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:20 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    So is confirmation bias.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:44 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Denial is a very very sad thing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:33 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    In other words, you are bullshitting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:11 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone's insecure as fuck

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:21 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    And someone doesn't know what research and cross-reference and unbiased study means.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:06 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Doesn't really matter if you don't have another person to use it on.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:24 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Heh, how much was the surgery?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:47 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not everyone in the world is fake and trying to compensate with penis/face/eye surgery like asians.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:55 17/09/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Prepare to hear all the desperate whining of asian downvoting and crying at your post for stating a fact, because that shit's like fuckin kryptonite to slanty eyes.




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