Tamatoys has capitalized on the absurd popularity of busty goddess Hestia of Danmachi by providing lonely otaku with the “T*ts God Hestia Oppai Toy“, a set of divine ‘pai meant to model the lovely girl’s treasured bosom.
These make the best wrist rests for your mouse, I wish they made non porno ones so I don't have to keep switching it out when I have non otaku company.
If you could actually penetrate the nipples and fuck them internally I'd buy it, but not as it stands right now. I already have a nipple penetration onahole and it's great but it's just a single tit. A pair like these would be brilliant.
Pretty sure your average Joe won't be able to use a gun for self-defense. As it stands even the US police misses with the vast majority of their bullets.
Not that I would know what the point of self-defense is, anyway. I'm not living in a country were people shoot at each other on a daily basis. Mostly because nobody around here has easy access to guns. Pretty sure I wouldn't be able to procure one, even if I tried.
Guns are for overthrowing the government. Liberals love the government, so they don't want you to own guns. They don't understand that overthrowing the government is the most patriotic thing you can do, and that all real men should own guns.
Good point. Although in the US ever redneck and his granny owns a rifle at least. If the US ever gets invaded every wacked-out redneck will come out of the woodwork, guns blazing. And the cable-guy will be their general. The battle-cry will be, "Getter done!!!!!!!!!"
This looks horribly made...
Looks like something that costs $1 to make in some Chinese sweatshop.
no ribbon, deal breaker
Need some full-size sex doll quality boobs, or just a real sex doll. Not this shit.
Anyway, I'd rather know who the artists are on the back of the box.
Trottla makes the best sex dolls, with delicious flat chests.
How do I paint this a bit darker and affix this to my dakimakura of Liru's chest?
What an ugly piece of shit.
Looks like plastic!
These make the best wrist rests for your mouse, I wish they made non porno ones so I don't have to keep switching it out when I have non otaku company.
i'd buy them to mount on my car... ya know, kinda like truck nuts
If you could actually penetrate the nipples and fuck them internally I'd buy it, but not as it stands right now. I already have a nipple penetration onahole and it's great but it's just a single tit. A pair like these would be brilliant.
Yeah, bring a friend...
I want to fuck tits with you
Bought.
Who would actually buy this shit?
It would make a nice pillow, I guess.
or penis rest. gonna buy one for that
or handrest
And they will never be saggy!
you could ask the same for anyone who buys a gun.
For self defense? I can't see anyone defending thenselves with fake tits.
Pretty sure your average Joe won't be able to use a gun for self-defense. As it stands even the US police misses with the vast majority of their bullets.
Not that I would know what the point of self-defense is, anyway. I'm not living in a country were people shoot at each other on a daily basis. Mostly because nobody around here has easy access to guns. Pretty sure I wouldn't be able to procure one, even if I tried.
I think it was his intent to be a social justice hero. "Guns are evil, it's wrong to hunt, don't eat meat"
Guns are for overthrowing the government. Liberals love the government, so they don't want you to own guns. They don't understand that overthrowing the government is the most patriotic thing you can do, and that all real men should own guns.
When was the last time you successfully chased your government away with guns?
Good point. Although in the US ever redneck and his granny owns a rifle at least. If the US ever gets invaded every wacked-out redneck will come out of the woodwork, guns blazing. And the cable-guy will be their general. The battle-cry will be, "Getter done!!!!!!!!!"
not enough hopes and dreams filled in them...
Somehow I'm not surprised in the least this came out.