Sailor Moon Sanitary Pads “In The Name of The Moon!”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Jul 29, 2015 18:36 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Bizarre, Image Gallery, Mahou Shoujo, Sailor Moon
Since the inception of series reboot “Sailor Moon Crystal“, the Sailor Moon franchise has been pumping out more compelling merchandise than usual, with possibly the oddest one yet being women’s sanitary pads – perhaps not exactly being the ideal image for an anime…
The limited pads will be available in both an “ultra-slim” form and a “safe-until-morning” form, for those familiar with such functionality, and will feature all 5 main sailor scouts on the box art:
Those who send in the specially-designed barcode imprinted on the package can also potentially earn more Sailor Moon themed merchandise, sure to make the humiliation of purchasing the unneeded pads as a male well worth the sacrifice.
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Holy flick, what next?
"Ultra slime"?! Ugh, too much information.
To me, this read "ultra-absorbant slim" ^^"
Another fun out of place item you can now find in your local otakus home.
Since when "out of place"?
Quite well placed I must say.
*tips fedora*
*tips penis*
They should've just made tampons shaped like the wand to stuff up in there, that would've made more sense.
Also "ultra-slime"[sic]
There are already tampons and those news are like one year late as it was pretty much the first thing to come out with Crystal.
Soaking blood by the moonlight♪
^underrated post
The monster/villain on next weeks episode will be a used "ultra-slim" pad. What a tie-in.
if it doesn't smell like piss, etc it won't be a strong seller
For all Sailor Scouts, you'll be "good to flow"!
"Do u bleed? Well, u WILL! but with this cool sailor moon sanitary pads the bleeding will no be as uncomfortable as before"
Mooooon Tiara Tampooooon!
I should get some of these for my girlfriend, she loves Sailor Moon! Now she can have a constant reminder of her favorite childhood anime pressed up against her vagina and absorbing her bloody discharges all day long :D
In other words, she can bleed on her childhood dreams.
Thou art a horrible person, sire.
*BIG SMILE* someone finally figured out what to do, don't forgot the "SailorCharmon" Toilet paper and bathsoaps that can be sold to every super market.
Another reason why Cardcaptor Sakura is better than sailor poon.
CCS came out with an adorable and accurate poseable figure of Sakura Kinomoto, while SM comes out with female diapers with the shitty new art of the remake plastered on the box.
CCS doesn't have a million bitchy fans on tumblr either.
It's not a Japanese product unless theres a vibrator in them.
sailor moon man-pons when?
So...this is what they wear under their magical uniforms when it's their time of the month?
God I feel bad for whichever monster ran our of luck THAT week...
Moon: "Sanitary Pads are for the comfort and preservation of dignity and cleanliness for young women everywhere, not for making susceptible women feel even worse during their monthly monster!"
Group: "AND WE'RE ALL OUT THANKS TO YOU, BITCH!!!"
Moon: "In the Name of the Moon I'LL STRIP YOUR SKIN FROM YOUR BONES AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL DIE DIE DIE!!!"
Monster: (starts shitting Midol pills)
It's time for your medicine.
Have you never been around a menstruating woman who didn't have her pads and/or tampons because "someone" forgot to get some?
One never forgets twice.
When i was 9 years old i always had a big boner during sailor girls transformation..And i was like "MOOOM! What's that?!"
True story.:/
Where are the Sailor Moon condoms?
You mean Tuxedo Mask condoms, right?
*Futanari crowd goes wild*
Haven't these been out for nearly a year? Why address them now? Product placement?
that's what I don't get. why even make this article? is there a lot of girls on sancom? ether way this is some odd advertising.
This is wrong D:
Yes very wrong!!!,no pictures in pads :P
Well, it works for both sexes I guess. Women get a practical application applied to them with the memory of a childhood series, and men get them to masturbate into them with a triple or quadruple fetish bonus applied to the product... plus they absorb it for cleanup!
"Ultra slime" LOL hoping that's a typo for ultra slim or Japan is weirder than any of us thought.