China: “Japan Will Attack With Gundams!”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 3, 2015 04:22 JST
- Tags: China, Gundam, Mass Media, Mecha, Military, Politics, Video Gallery
Chinese news program Focus Today recently ran a short segment accusing Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of seeking war with China, which further went on to describe the arsenal of weaponry the villainous country has at its disposal – including a glimpse of the relatively famous 1/1 scale Gundam originally erected in Odaiba, which was rapidly spotted and soon made the talk of the internet even far beyond poor vulnerable China.
While not mentioned directly on the segment, the Gundam momentarily appeared on-screen alongside the looming Japanese war machine’s other terrifying weapons of aggression and despoilment:
Of course, anybody who had bothered to even look into the tactical capabilities of the magnificent mech would already understand its inadequate combat capabilities due to its limited mobility and vulnerability to kneecapping, let alone its mysterious reliance on dashing young pilots to get anything useful done – but considering that China’s media can barely differentiate a mushroom from an onahole the programme’s content probably need not be taken too seriously.
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This sounds like something I'd expect from North Korea, but not China. What a bunch of retards.
They really aren't that different, lol.
How are China retarded? They're building up their military to such a point that they could rival the United States in the coming years. Better start learning Chinese before you elect Trump who will probably piss them off enough to attack you.
No, China will not attack America. I am a Chinese American and I know the least thing on earth they want is a war againist each other. The US will be able to defense the land mass effectively and the US will not waste resources to "colonize" China. China does not have the effective tech and man power to invade the US but they can certainly defend China with no problem. If either side is trying to launch a full scale invasion, even if one side win the war, a high price must be paid and nobody will be the true victor. Some Chinese people may be brain washed to a point they are retarded but the guy who brain wash them are not. The Chinese Communist Party are evil to the core but they are not stupid. Even they are evil, they know that a war populates no winner. Just look at the recent history. US was the only one who actually benefited from WW2 but it came with a high price. All other countries went to shit and some were unable to rebuild themselves even if they are one of the victors. I like to play Battle field and some times the COD if I have to...but in reality, a 10 yrs old can tell you war is bad and nothing good can ever come out of it.
@11:01 Not sure if a war against the US is won with rifles though...
"The one in the fighter plane shoots! The one without runs after it following him! When the plane gets shot down and crashes, the one who is following gets in the plane and..."
When you think a large Gundam statue is actually a threat, you can indeed do stupid things like that.
Yes, but a single MOAB kills him, his 40 comrades, his family, his city/village...
With a single bomb
That's the level of warefare we deal with these days and is the exact reason no country will engage in open hostile action against another nation with strong allies.
The guys sitting on top KNOW nothing comes of wanton violence and pointless sacrifices, which is why this is a moot issue.
It's all about political and economic warfare.
Lol, no way US can leave WO their ipads, which are made in China )))
>China does not have the effective tech and man power
That's bullshit right there. China are building up its airforce and navy at a rapid pace and already have a sizable army.
Your whole argument went through the drain from the moment "China" and "lacking manpower" were in the same sentence.
"The one with the rifle shoots! The one without, follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!"
When you have 4 times more people than the eenemy, you can do stupid things like that...
Human wave tactics are kind of negated by the machine gun. And artillery. And cruise missiles. And whatnot.
Well when they believe that Japan will attack them with Gundam then they are nothing short of retarded no matter how you want to spin it.
Well... to start... That should be "How is China retarded?" or "How are the Chinese retarded".
Not necessarily. Commonwealth English allows subject verb agreement with collective nouns by treating them as plural.
All countries from the central Europe have to deal with the same kind of bullshit thrown by russia, so that attitude isn't NK exclusive one.
why do you think Hong Kong doesn't want to be a part of China?
I'm HK Chinese, and the day China got back HK from Britain is the day I'm embarrassed being Chinese lol.
Because they have Master Asia?
Master Asia is a Japanese
Propaganda to the Chinese is as easy as candy to children!!
If only that were true. Also Senkaku Island belongs to Japan.
lol... I'm pretty sure that video of the Gundam getting up is from a Cup Noodle commercial. They know exactly what they're doing.
Yup... Run for it, China! Japan is coming to make ALL the ramen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1M87Y9KLc
China Quality News +1
It's been a while since we had a good China story.
I searched the original TV show in the Chinese website. Here:
http://tv.cntv.cn/video/C10447/2043eba345ea46e0812e5d0d4e59dff5
And the "Gundam" should appear at about 7'30". But I didn't see any robot. So that gif may be a post production video.
Fact checking is always appreciated. Thanks.
Fake GIF, anything that got broadcasted on chanel 4 has been reviewed many times, there is no way they can make such mistake
Our people are already bad, but why are all dictatorships so fucking pants-on-head retarded?
"WE NEED NO SMARTS WE HAS TEH NUKEZZZ"
wow
how long has it been since we last had an article about china here on sancom
not that im complaining
No.China will attack Japan with fake Gundams.Starting with toys sell in ebay.
Why the worries, China? If they have Gundam, then you just have to build Big Zam.
And lots of them.
It would be amazing tho if it was true.
Honestly, If gundam really does exist and Japan had it as a military arsenal, I dont think any country would stand to much of a chance.
Hell Queen's blade girls would decimate armies. What you think of giant robots the size of godzilla would do?
They would only make easy target practice. A blind man could hit a slow, cumbersome thing of that size.
I wish
2 words.
FUCK CHINA.
Abe's been wanting war with CHina for years now - but robots? lol... Fox news must have a deal with the chinese.
China has its own version of fox news, who'd of thought?
RIP Gundam Fan Intern
Beware, China! My sources tell me that they also intend to have Mari Iijima sing at the war, to produce cultural shock and render your soldiers unable to combat!
According to senkaku*
(*senkaku means flan)
FMP 3 confirmed !
Thank Confucius Optimus prime went to deep space! Now americans are defenseless!
I know Japan leads the world in Robotics, but even this is ridiculous. Japan still needs another 10 years before they can have a working combat ready Gundam.
really? then I will support Japan, Robot that big hardly flying in the sky these days
If they're so afraid of just gundam, they'll gonna shit themselves when japan starts to build super robot units.
China needs to keep its population in check, and the method their figured works best is to spook them into thinking another country (mainly Japan), is set to invade them. Because you know... Tiny island nation with hardly any military force definitely pose a huge threat to the massive military state that is China.
oh…this is a china hahahaha
lol.. so we can pretty much expect Chinese Gundams who explode on sight for no reason than? :D
please tell me that this is a joke news thing like The Onion because I know China isn't this stupid