China: “Japan Will Attack With Gundams!”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jul 3, 2015 04:22 JST
- Tags: China, Gundam, Mass Media, Mecha, Military, Politics, Video Gallery
Chinese news program Focus Today recently ran a short segment accusing Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of seeking war with China, which further went on to describe the arsenal of weaponry the villainous country has at its disposal – including a glimpse of the relatively famous 1/1 scale Gundam originally erected in Odaiba, which was rapidly spotted and soon made the talk of the internet even far beyond poor vulnerable China.
While not mentioned directly on the segment, the Gundam momentarily appeared on-screen alongside the looming Japanese war machine’s other terrifying weapons of aggression and despoilment:
Of course, anybody who had bothered to even look into the tactical capabilities of the magnificent mech would already understand its inadequate combat capabilities due to its limited mobility and vulnerability to kneecapping, let alone its mysterious reliance on dashing young pilots to get anything useful done – but considering that China’s media can barely differentiate a mushroom from an onahole the programme’s content probably need not be taken too seriously.
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hahahaha wow i wanna see on action
if war starts off like this
i wouldnt even be mad
I can't believe this appeared in China's real news, It must be a joke or an hoax, I'm starting to feel bored by the rivaly between China vs. Japan (and USA behind) They are more brothers than differents and it would be really nice to lend a Hand together someday.
Maybe they will also show footage from Red Alert 3 next time
Don't tempt me!
Or HALO
Pfffttt lol
Our people are already bad, but why are all dictatorships so fucking pants-on-head retarded?
"WE NEED NO SMARTS WE HAS TEH NUKEZZZ"
bwahahaha~
This sounds like something I'd expect from North Korea, but not China. What a bunch of retards.
They really aren't that different, lol.
How are China retarded? They're building up their military to such a point that they could rival the United States in the coming years. Better start learning Chinese before you elect Trump who will probably piss them off enough to attack you.
Well when they believe that Japan will attack them with Gundam then they are nothing short of retarded no matter how you want to spin it.
Well... to start... That should be "How is China retarded?" or "How are the Chinese retarded".
Not necessarily. Commonwealth English allows subject verb agreement with collective nouns by treating them as plural.
No, China will not attack America. I am a Chinese American and I know the least thing on earth they want is a war againist each other. The US will be able to defense the land mass effectively and the US will not waste resources to "colonize" China. China does not have the effective tech and man power to invade the US but they can certainly defend China with no problem. If either side is trying to launch a full scale invasion, even if one side win the war, a high price must be paid and nobody will be the true victor. Some Chinese people may be brain washed to a point they are retarded but the guy who brain wash them are not. The Chinese Communist Party are evil to the core but they are not stupid. Even they are evil, they know that a war populates no winner. Just look at the recent history. US was the only one who actually benefited from WW2 but it came with a high price. All other countries went to shit and some were unable to rebuild themselves even if they are one of the victors. I like to play Battle field and some times the COD if I have to...but in reality, a 10 yrs old can tell you war is bad and nothing good can ever come out of it.
Your whole argument went through the drain from the moment "China" and "lacking manpower" were in the same sentence.
"The one with the rifle shoots! The one without, follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!"
When you have 4 times more people than the eenemy, you can do stupid things like that...
Human wave tactics are kind of negated by the machine gun. And artillery. And cruise missiles. And whatnot.
@11:01 Not sure if a war against the US is won with rifles though...
"The one in the fighter plane shoots! The one without runs after it following him! When the plane gets shot down and crashes, the one who is following gets in the plane and..."
When you think a large Gundam statue is actually a threat, you can indeed do stupid things like that.
>China does not have the effective tech and man power
That's bullshit right there. China are building up its airforce and navy at a rapid pace and already have a sizable army.
Yes, but a single MOAB kills him, his 40 comrades, his family, his city/village...
With a single bomb
That's the level of warefare we deal with these days and is the exact reason no country will engage in open hostile action against another nation with strong allies.
The guys sitting on top KNOW nothing comes of wanton violence and pointless sacrifices, which is why this is a moot issue.
It's all about political and economic warfare.
Lol, no way US can leave WO their ipads, which are made in China )))
All countries from the central Europe have to deal with the same kind of bullshit thrown by russia, so that attitude isn't NK exclusive one.
China's been taking lessons from Gawker and Buzzfeed I see...
To be fair, China will be a major world power in a few years time. They're already building artificial islands in the South China sea. They're not doing that for shits and giggles, they're clearly doing that to flex their muscle and I could easily see Taiwan being annexed in the near future.
Given Chinas history with Japan, Japan messing with China now would be a catastrophic mistake.
China will be a major world problem in a few years time. There, fixed it for ya.
Doesn't make my point any less true. If you kept up with world news, you'd know that China a few months back told a U.S. spy plane to turn around from its airspace, that airspace being the area around those artificial islands. Essentially warning the Americans off and claiming ownership of something they don't actually own.
They're already building ... their own 1/1 scale Gundam rip-offs. Sadly, those will have inferior stats due to use of China-quality parts.
If they're coming with Gundams, it won't be the RX-78.
They'll bring something long range so they can stay as far away from the stupidity as mechanically possible.
Guntank. Please let it be Guntank!
Wing Zero's Buster Rifle. Wipe out the whole subcontinent.
nothing works better than X/DX satellite cannon
Turn A Gundam. Moonlight Butterfly. That is all.
So China has admitted that Japan has superior technological advantage and access to gundamium alloy. That means China should back off on its' claims over senkaku island or be squished.
GundaNium
danke
China and its South China sea islands which they are building up militarily suggests China will defend those islands if need be.
that means china will invade japan and steal all the intel on how to make gundams
and then fill wal-mart with china versions of gundams.
HAHA a gundam wat a bunch of dub asses it be more belevable if thay had a metal gear that bre more possable to make then a gundam lol
I still remember that time they used top gun footage as news. Sadly, Chinese citizens will believe this and want war with Japan.
Doesn't matter. USA has Japan's back. China can get mad all they want, but cant do anything about it.
USA won't go to war with China over Japan lol. China could attack Japan tommorow and Obama would be too busy golfing to care.
Propaganda to the Chinese is as easy as candy to children!!
lol.. so we can pretty much expect Chinese Gundams who explode on sight for no reason than? :D
please tell me that this is a joke news thing like The Onion because I know China isn't this stupid
I wonder if Chinese commanders are going to say "it's a Gundam!" whenever JSDF units are spotted. XD
nah, they'll be saying GAWDAMN! GAWDAMN! GAWDAMN! every time they spot an Osprey... just like those filthy Okinawans.
I would think they've watched enough of the shows to learn effective countermeasures that they realize yelling "IT'S A GUNDAM" results in instant death.
it's an angeru
why do you think Hong Kong doesn't want to be a part of China?
I'm HK Chinese, and the day China got back HK from Britain is the day I'm embarrassed being Chinese lol.
Because they have Master Asia?
Master Asia is a Japanese