Chinese news program Focus Today recently ran a short segment accusing Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of seeking war with China, which further went on to describe the arsenal of weaponry the villainous country has at its disposal – including a glimpse of the relatively famous 1/1 scale Gundam originally erected in Odaiba, which was rapidly spotted and soon made the talk of the internet even far beyond poor vulnerable China.

While not mentioned directly on the segment, the Gundam momentarily appeared on-screen alongside the looming Japanese war machine’s other terrifying weapons of aggression and despoilment:

Of course, anybody who had bothered to even look into the tactical capabilities of the magnificent mech would already understand its inadequate combat capabilities due to its limited mobility and vulnerability to kneecapping, let alone its mysterious reliance on dashing young pilots to get anything useful done – but considering that China’s media can barely differentiate a mushroom from an onahole the programme’s content probably need not be taken too seriously.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    05:32 03/07/2015 # ! Quality (+1.0)


    This sounds like something I'd expect from North Korea, but not China. What a bunch of retards.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:20 03/07/2015 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    They really aren't that different, lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:09 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    How are China retarded? They're building up their military to such a point that they could rival the United States in the coming years. Better start learning Chinese before you elect Trump who will probably piss them off enough to attack you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:57 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    No, China will not attack America. I am a Chinese American and I know the least thing on earth they want is a war againist each other. The US will be able to defense the land mass effectively and the US will not waste resources to "colonize" China. China does not have the effective tech and man power to invade the US but they can certainly defend China with no problem. If either side is trying to launch a full scale invasion, even if one side win the war, a high price must be paid and nobody will be the true victor. Some Chinese people may be brain washed to a point they are retarded but the guy who brain wash them are not. The Chinese Communist Party are evil to the core but they are not stupid. Even they are evil, they know that a war populates no winner. Just look at the recent history. US was the only one who actually benefited from WW2 but it came with a high price. All other countries went to shit and some were unable to rebuild themselves even if they are one of the victors. I like to play Battle field and some times the COD if I have to...but in reality, a 10 yrs old can tell you war is bad and nothing good can ever come out of it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:01 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    @11:01 Not sure if a war against the US is won with rifles though...

    "The one in the fighter plane shoots! The one without runs after it following him! When the plane gets shot down and crashes, the one who is following gets in the plane and..."

    When you think a large Gundam statue is actually a threat, you can indeed do stupid things like that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:23 04/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, but a single MOAB kills him, his 40 comrades, his family, his city/village...

    With a single bomb

    That's the level of warefare we deal with these days and is the exact reason no country will engage in open hostile action against another nation with strong allies.

    The guys sitting on top KNOW nothing comes of wanton violence and pointless sacrifices, which is why this is a moot issue.

    It's all about political and economic warfare.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:50 04/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, no way US can leave WO their ipads, which are made in China )))

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:52 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    >China does not have the effective tech and man power

    That's bullshit right there. China are building up its airforce and navy at a rapid pace and already have a sizable army.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:01 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your whole argument went through the drain from the moment "China" and "lacking manpower" were in the same sentence.
    "The one with the rifle shoots! The one without, follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!"
    When you have 4 times more people than the eenemy, you can do stupid things like that...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:53 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Human wave tactics are kind of negated by the machine gun. And artillery. And cruise missiles. And whatnot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:23 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well when they believe that Japan will attack them with Gundam then they are nothing short of retarded no matter how you want to spin it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:37 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well... to start... That should be "How is China retarded?" or "How are the Chinese retarded".

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:27 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not necessarily. Commonwealth English allows subject verb agreement with collective nouns by treating them as plural.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:27 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    All countries from the central Europe have to deal with the same kind of bullshit thrown by russia, so that attitude isn't NK exclusive one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:26 03/07/2015 # ! Good (+0.6)

    why do you think Hong Kong doesn't want to be a part of China?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:58 03/07/2015 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I'm HK Chinese, and the day China got back HK from Britain is the day I'm embarrassed being Chinese lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:02 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because they have Master Asia?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:59 04/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Master Asia is a Japanese

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    Comment by VandalsChiow
    06:56 03/07/2015 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Propaganda to the Chinese is as easy as candy to children!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:59 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    If only that were true. Also Senkaku Island belongs to Japan.

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    Comment by Imyou
    09:46 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    lol... I'm pretty sure that video of the Gundam getting up is from a Cup Noodle commercial. They know exactly what they're doing.

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    Comment by Imyou
    09:47 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yup... Run for it, China! Japan is coming to make ALL the ramen!

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    Comment by Daniel Park
    13:43 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    China Quality News +1

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    13:43 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's been a while since we had a good China story.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:20 04/07/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I searched the original TV show in the Chinese website. Here:

    And the "Gundam" should appear at about 7'30". But I didn't see any robot. So that gif may be a post production video.

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    Comment by Imyou
    07:44 05/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fact checking is always appreciated. Thanks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:19 04/07/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Fake GIF, anything that got broadcasted on chanel 4 has been reviewed many times, there is no way they can make such mistake

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:20 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Our people are already bad, but why are all dictatorships so fucking pants-on-head retarded?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:55 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    16:11 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    how long has it been since we last had an article about china here on sancom
    not that im complaining

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:22 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    No.China will attack Japan with fake Gundams.Starting with toys sell in ebay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:05 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why the worries, China? If they have Gundam, then you just have to build Big Zam.

    And lots of them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:25 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    It would be amazing tho if it was true.

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    Comment by starsplash
    14:31 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Honestly, If gundam really does exist and Japan had it as a military arsenal, I dont think any country would stand to much of a chance.

    Hell Queen's blade girls would decimate armies. What you think of giant robots the size of godzilla would do?

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    Comment by Kaarme
    15:14 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    They would only make easy target practice. A blind man could hit a slow, cumbersome thing of that size.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    21:47 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    2 words.


    Comment by Anonymous
    11:12 04/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Abe's been wanting war with CHina for years now - but robots? lol... Fox news must have a deal with the chinese.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:22 04/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    China has its own version of fox news, who'd of thought?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:34 04/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    RIP Gundam Fan Intern

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:02 06/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Beware, China! My sources tell me that they also intend to have Mari Iijima sing at the war, to produce cultural shock and render your soldiers unable to combat!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:41 06/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    According to senkaku*

    (*senkaku means flan)

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:24 06/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    FMP 3 confirmed !

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:08 05/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thank Confucius Optimus prime went to deep space! Now americans are defenseless!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:55 04/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    I know Japan leads the world in Robotics, but even this is ridiculous. Japan still needs another 10 years before they can have a working combat ready Gundam.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:40 04/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    really? then I will support Japan, Robot that big hardly flying in the sky these days

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:10 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they're so afraid of just gundam, they'll gonna shit themselves when japan starts to build super robot units.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:35 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    China needs to keep its population in check, and the method their figured works best is to spook them into thinking another country (mainly Japan), is set to invade them. Because you know... Tiny island nation with hardly any military force definitely pose a huge threat to the massive military state that is China.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:56 04/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh…this is a china hahahaha

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    Comment by kintama00
    07:20 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol.. so we can pretty much expect Chinese Gundams who explode on sight for no reason than? :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:20 03/07/2015 # ! Neutral (0)

    please tell me that this is a joke news thing like The Onion because I know China isn't this stupid

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