Top 10 Anime Couples You Want Broken Up
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: May 17, 2015 03:37 JST
- Tags: Conan, Dating, Naruto, Nisekoi, Rankings, Romance, School Days, Sword Art Online
Otaku have demonstrated the furious envy only a beta being cuckolded by a fictional character could muster with the results of this latest ranking, which asks voters to select the anime couples they most wish would break up – some top couples apparently being long overdue a return to the singles market.
The ranking, to a further 10,000 votes:
1. Kudo Shinichi and Mouri Ran (Detective Conan)
2. Kirigaya Kirito and Yuuki Asuna (Sword Art Online)
3. Hatogaya Yoshirin and Hatogaya Micchi (Crayon Shin-chan)
4. Itou Makoto and Katsura Kotonoha (School Days)
5. Ichijou Raku and Kirisaki Chitoge (Nisekoi)
6. Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura (Naruto)
7. Kira Yamato and Lacus Clyne (Gundam SEED)
8. Nakagami Shin’ichirou and Yuasa Hiromi (true tears)
9. Itou Makoto and Saionji Sekai (School Days)
10. Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Hinata (Naruto)
| 
Okasare Hero Strategically Sexy
Studio FOW Alice H-Short “Truly Mad!”
Uppers PV “All About The JKs!”
Danny DeVito Desired For Great Detective Pikachu
Kantai Collection Movie PV Bright & Cheery
Zelda: Twilight Princess HD Story Trailer Rather Redundant
Slimy Yuusha Marudea Figure
Top 20 Most Romantic Anime Confessions
Shinmai Testament Burst BD Running A Fever
Anti-Demon Fox YUZUHA Rather Bestial
Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Xtremely Exhibitionist
Gate Brimming With Conflict
Street Fighter V Costumes “Now In A Multitude of Colors!”
Queen’s Blade Grimoire OVA A Sexy Tale
To Love-Ru Darkness 2nd BD Forcefully Feisty
IdolMaster: Platinum Stars Trailer Dances About
Dagashi Kashi Oral Insertion Anime
Attack on Typing “Take Down Titans With Words!”
Okusama ga Seitokaichou OAD Sensually Sudsy
Phantom World Cute & Deadly
Serene Horo Cosplay Pure Gold
Iona Ero-Cosplay by Komugi Taking on Water
Cute Kashima Cosplay Full of Elegance
Umaru Ero-Cosplay by Asami Hamsterific
Goddess of 2ch: “Pink & Soft All The Way!”
Kuroneko Cosplay by Mikehouse Full of Life
Busty Hotaru Cosplay Delightfully Delectable
Adorable Ati Cosplay by Kaieda Kai Kemonomimi Chaos
Momo Velia Deviluke Cosplay Bursting With Bridal Beauty
Skimpy Sonico Cosplay Barely Contained
Out of this list, the only one I really don't understand is number 10. Hinata earned her happy ending in my book.
Not just hinata, naruto did too. He got the best girl.
He ended up with Ino?
No, he ended up with Sasuke.
And then the REAL sausage fest began...
sasuke best bitch.
Blasphemy! Anyone but Hinata for Naruto is wrong!
Sure, he's not good enough for her, but she loves him, so that's good enough for me!
You're clearly a virgin
Most likely votes from fujoshi or sakura shippers
Must be fujoshi, only thing Sakura is shipped with is a painful death.
for me its only number 3 god I hated those 2 lol outside that happy endings are nice people that want couples broken up are stupid lol
For once, SAO should be on top in this one.
Kira Yamato and Lacus Clyne.
(No relationship development between them prior to becoming a couple)
Kirito and Asuna
(No relationship development really prior to becoming a couple).
There was development, they had a long time to talk while she nursed him him back to health.
Weeeeell, sometimes relationships are kinda meant to develop a closer tie. If you see them that way, I mean. And sometimes, that's exactly what they are.
That's what you get from Gary Stu writers.
"I want my character avatar to be with this girl, but I don't know shit about writing good romance, so there, instant marriage, because I can. And while I'm on that, let's give them a super-plot convenient daughter who they LITERALLY JUST FOUND LYING AROUND RANDOMLY as well."
Moreso, I want Kawahara Reki to break up with his job.
How can the coupling from the OreImo ending not make this list?
Because there is no couple in Oreimo?
fucking best girl kuroneko shoylda won.
Number 5 needs to get the fuck off of this list
They aren't even a real couple. Technically speaking.
All the more reason! They need to break up to make room for onodera, the best grill.
hehe... grill is the german word for BBQ ^-^
but i understand your reasons mr. ... even if i can't fully agree with them. there are many good girls in this anime and i couldn't decide either :/
well spoken guy above me, hehe germans are also here xD
its way to hard to decide between onodera and kirisaki and even the other girls... my solution: HAREMTIME *muahahahaha*
True, but they will get together in the end. The series is just a longer version of the One Shot.
And you can see that they are in love already. He runs to Chitoge everytime she is in trouble, even if he have to leave Onodera alone.
But, the biggest reason for them to get together is the One Shot. They won´t change that ending.
It matters not either way, We all Know by now that "NiseKoi" is just a REMAKE of ToLoveRu with FAR less (almost no) Ecchi and No Aliens/ghosts/ect.…. aka Worth=Less; the 'Locket and key' or 'two gangster families who hate each other' Gimmicks might as well NOT exist cause they stopped actually using them for story development Ages ago. And for those who want to refute these claims, All I have to ask is, name ONE *Real* reason Why we needed the characters of Paula, Haru, OR Yui added? How ave they *Actually* advanced the (original) storyline AT ALL? if anything, they've slowed story progression down and are just tools for the Manga writer to draw the storyline out for 3 full years of Highschool until Chitoge and Raku finally break-up, in which we ALL know by then, They'll both like each other too much to do so~ =_=; good show and concept not best excision so far… Atleast ToLoveRu actually has a CHANCE at pulling off a Harem Ending… and an Ecchi one at that.., Rant Over
This list is actually not that bad. How sad is it that humans can collectively agree to be negative?
Some would see it as being a positive.
Because people are selfish and get upset when they can't get what they want. Then there are the lonely losers that have to ruin something or someone to feel better about themselves.
yep if the couple they want doesn't ship it becomes scorched earth time sadly.
Ran should just die so that Conan can get Haibara.
Conan the TV host will probably die of cancer before that series ends.
kougorou's voice actor already retired/died.
Why? They should just go with threesome...
I dont get that one, of course, i have seen all bajillion episodes, im still at a part where he's still stuck as a kid, so im still hoping they get together, and everyone else is hoping they break up? Lol
Wow loads of SAO fans out there and not a single one noticed that the guys name is Kazuto not Kirito.
well he is kind of boring as kazuto lol
People are still salty over Naruto and Hinata? LMAO.
Holy shit true tears. Noe absolutely deserves something for that one; damn was she ever charmingly insane.
I'm surprised any female + the main guy from To Love Ru didn't make the list. Seriously, that dude doesn't deserve a damn harem.
wait a moment
30% of those couples didn't even start yet, or was sasukeXsakura and hinataXnaruto a thing ? I didn't read so dunno, and the anime is still in filler mode.
As for School Days, it all ends pretty damn bad all the time so pfft who cares ? :D
ITT: aka, top 10 list of bad anime we wish was far worse
No small number of these entries are people who want to break them up to maintain their own waifu fantasy
Keitaro and Naru from Love Hina.
I want Fuuka on the list, some dead girl doesn't deserve the MC when another girl, who had an abusive childhood, has a better reason to have the mc.
This is the kind of list that fujoshis and otaku men get all hot and bothered about because their favorite character has a relationship.
Then there's no. 10 on this list, WTF were they thinking?
Number 1 is the best,
JUST BREAK UP already ran! She havent SEEM HIM for ...last 15 years (of our life). a 15 years of missing in view (ok they saw each other few time like the london arc)
Beside... Habara + conan is the TRUE ENDING.
Naruto...too. NARUTO should be with the DOG.
NAruto + akamaru is the TRUE ENDING!
Actually,
Naruto and Sasuke is true love. Seriously, who would put their life for a friend? Not me, for a girl sure.
Naruto + SASUKE is the best couple in the world!!!!
I quit watching Naruto many many years ago. Naruto got with Hinata?
yes at end of manga a year fear later you can see his child with hinata and sasuke child too.
Yep, banged her enough for two kids.
Banged her? No way. In Shonen Jump Universe, women just somehow end up pregnant, usually only after they get married.
Actually, the females usually just pick up some random guy from the local bowling alley and nobody ever explains to the hero that the cabbage patch is just a cabbage patch.
break sakura x sakuke kishimoto mess it when shounen jump said to him NO GAY ending
sakura can be single like tsudame
get the fuck over it! This is a fucken shonen. If you want to read about gay couples read Shonen-ai.
Yeah, they had a kid. The other couple on the list happened as well, Sasuke and Sakura have a kid also.
You mean Karin, not Sakura.
Not only does he get with Hinata at the end, a new spin-off/sequel series is in the works staring Naruto and Hinata's son.
Yeah. They eaven got children. Just watch last movie.
But they are children. They can't have sex.