Top 10 Anime Couples You Want Broken Up
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: May 17, 2015 03:37 JST
- Tags: Conan, Dating, Naruto, Nisekoi, Rankings, Romance, School Days, Sword Art Online
Otaku have demonstrated the furious envy only a beta being cuckolded by a fictional character could muster with the results of this latest ranking, which asks voters to select the anime couples they most wish would break up – some top couples apparently being long overdue a return to the singles market.
The ranking, to a further 10,000 votes:
1. Kudo Shinichi and Mouri Ran (Detective Conan)
2. Kirigaya Kirito and Yuuki Asuna (Sword Art Online)
3. Hatogaya Yoshirin and Hatogaya Micchi (Crayon Shin-chan)
4. Itou Makoto and Katsura Kotonoha (School Days)
5. Ichijou Raku and Kirisaki Chitoge (Nisekoi)
6. Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura (Naruto)
7. Kira Yamato and Lacus Clyne (Gundam SEED)
8. Nakagami Shin’ichirou and Yuasa Hiromi (true tears)
9. Itou Makoto and Saionji Sekai (School Days)
10. Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Hinata (Naruto)
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Ran should just die so that Conan can get Haibara.
Why? They should just go with threesome...
I dont get that one, of course, i have seen all bajillion episodes, im still at a part where he's still stuck as a kid, so im still hoping they get together, and everyone else is hoping they break up? Lol
Conan the TV host will probably die of cancer before that series ends.
kougorou's voice actor already retired/died.
wait a moment
30% of those couples didn't even start yet, or was sasukeXsakura and hinataXnaruto a thing ? I didn't read so dunno, and the anime is still in filler mode.
As for School Days, it all ends pretty damn bad all the time so pfft who cares ? :D
This list is actually not that bad. How sad is it that humans can collectively agree to be negative?
Some would see it as being a positive.
Because people are selfish and get upset when they can't get what they want. Then there are the lonely losers that have to ruin something or someone to feel better about themselves.
yep if the couple they want doesn't ship it becomes scorched earth time sadly.
I dont get number one and number 6, Sasuke and Sakura were never together
At the end they get together soo
You read the latest chapters? Sasuke banged Karin and dumped the kid on Sakura, and hasn't been back since.
But it's insinuated Sakura isn't the mother of Sasuke's daughter.
Too bad images from the Naruto exhibition books already confirmed Sarada is born from Sakura. Yeah huge spoiler.
Keep to dream!!! Reality is Karin is Sarada's mother!
I don't know if I should correct you, or say by coincidence you're probably right.
Completely agree on #6, Sasuke & Sakura were literally never a couple at all from the beginning, the whole never ending time-skip 3 bullshit just insinuates that they did become a couple at the end of Shitpudding, but even yet it's still never confirmed, so many trollish moves by Kishi himself.
Sakura had a one sided crush, and Sasuke, although an emo douchebag actually cared about her. Nothing there to suggest they would make a good couple prior to the asspull ending tjough.
Seeing Makoto on here twice makes me laugh.
The only anime protagonist i hate, seriously that guy sucks.
Well his dad's legacy continues on his in his blood.
Which is all over Sekai's knife.
I smell a RITO fag here.
He's not meant to be a hero or even a "good guy". He's meant to be a villain. Not all protagonists are meant to be good. The fact that so many people dislike or even hate him shows how he's actually a great character. Look at all the other anime with demons, serial killers, abusers, etc., that people dislike but they don't seem to "hate" as much as Makoto. While he did many "bad" things, nothing he did could not be repaired and isn't even on the same scale as the actions of villains in many other series.
He actually has a few awesome moments in some of the game's routes. It saddens me how the anime incarnation is the only one most people know.
Dude, the guy is awesome in general. He gets alot of pussy and isn't afraid of them unlike your typical main characters in harem anime that are pathetic as hell.
I quit watching Naruto many many years ago. Naruto got with Hinata?
Yep, banged her enough for two kids.
break sakura x sakuke kishimoto mess it when shounen jump said to him NO GAY ending
sakura can be single like tsudame
get the fuck over it! This is a fucken shonen. If you want to read about gay couples read Shonen-ai.
Banged her? No way. In Shonen Jump Universe, women just somehow end up pregnant, usually only after they get married.
Actually, the females usually just pick up some random guy from the local bowling alley and nobody ever explains to the hero that the cabbage patch is just a cabbage patch.
yes at end of manga a year fear later you can see his child with hinata and sasuke child too.
Yeah, they had a kid. The other couple on the list happened as well, Sasuke and Sakura have a kid also.
You mean Karin, not Sakura.
Yeah. They eaven got children. Just watch last movie.
But they are children. They can't have sex.
Not only does he get with Hinata at the end, a new spin-off/sequel series is in the works staring Naruto and Hinata's son.
Number 5 needs to get the fuck off of this list
They aren't even a real couple. Technically speaking.
All the more reason! They need to break up to make room for onodera, the best grill.
hehe... grill is the german word for BBQ ^-^
but i understand your reasons mr. ... even if i can't fully agree with them. there are many good girls in this anime and i couldn't decide either :/
well spoken guy above me, hehe germans are also here xD
its way to hard to decide between onodera and kirisaki and even the other girls... my solution: HAREMTIME *muahahahaha*
True, but they will get together in the end. The series is just a longer version of the One Shot.
And you can see that they are in love already. He runs to Chitoge everytime she is in trouble, even if he have to leave Onodera alone.
But, the biggest reason for them to get together is the One Shot. They won´t change that ending.
It matters not either way, We all Know by now that "NiseKoi" is just a REMAKE of ToLoveRu with FAR less (almost no) Ecchi and No Aliens/ghosts/ect.…. aka Worth=Less; the 'Locket and key' or 'two gangster families who hate each other' Gimmicks might as well NOT exist cause they stopped actually using them for story development Ages ago. And for those who want to refute these claims, All I have to ask is, name ONE *Real* reason Why we needed the characters of Paula, Haru, OR Yui added? How ave they *Actually* advanced the (original) storyline AT ALL? if anything, they've slowed story progression down and are just tools for the Manga writer to draw the storyline out for 3 full years of Highschool until Chitoge and Raku finally break-up, in which we ALL know by then, They'll both like each other too much to do so~ =_=; good show and concept not best excision so far… Atleast ToLoveRu actually has a CHANCE at pulling off a Harem Ending… and an Ecchi one at that.., Rant Over
Out of this list, the only one I really don't understand is number 10. Hinata earned her happy ending in my book.
Not just hinata, naruto did too. He got the best girl.
He ended up with Ino?
No, he ended up with Sasuke.
And then the REAL sausage fest began...
sasuke best bitch.
Most likely votes from fujoshi or sakura shippers
Must be fujoshi, only thing Sakura is shipped with is a painful death.
Blasphemy! Anyone but Hinata for Naruto is wrong!
Sure, he's not good enough for her, but she loves him, so that's good enough for me!
You're clearly a virgin
for me its only number 3 god I hated those 2 lol outside that happy endings are nice people that want couples broken up are stupid lol