The mundanity of the “popular” infinite runner genre of games has seemed to have even poisoned the likes of long-running anime series One Piece, as the show’s cute reindeer ‘Chopper stars in “Run! Chopper! Run!”, a new smartphone title that plays the exact same as the millions of other Infinite Runners in existence.
A trailer for the cute game, replete with a corny English narrator:
The game is out now for iOS and Android and looks liable to sell like hotcakes, if not solely due to the One Piece name being attached to it.
Of course it’s a cash grab, it’s a fucking phone game. 99.99% of all phone games are utter fucking horseshit not worthy of the title “videogame”.
That smile… He is hiding a massive boner with that hat isn’t he?
Aaand I’m off to get mine.
Doesn’t look Japanese at all. Might as well be some Disney crap app.
the unstoppable mode is the best feature