One Piece Infinite Runner “Infinite Cash-Grab”
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: May 13, 2015 21:46 JST
- Tags: Anthropomorphisation, English, Keitai, Marketing, Namco Bandai, One Piece
The mundanity of the “popular” infinite runner genre of games has seemed to have even poisoned the likes of long-running anime series One Piece, as the show’s cute reindeer ‘Chopper stars in “Run! Chopper! Run!”, a new smartphone title that plays the exact same as the millions of other Infinite Runners in existence.
A trailer for the cute game, replete with a corny English narrator:
The game is out now for iOS and Android and looks liable to sell like hotcakes, if not solely due to the One Piece name being attached to it.
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Just another in a LONG line of One Piece branded merchandise. Nothing to see here.
A cash grab would be if you had to buy the game and then micro payment your power ups to get through tough spots.
I find chopper annoying
new world chopper sucks
You hate his... new hat?
thanks chopperman.
Seriously, two years later and he becomes cuter and even more immature unless the villain(s) of the arc is messing with medical methods for "unnatural" purposes. I wonder how much will sales drop for funimation when they reach the timeskip.
fuck you
Doesn't look Japanese at all. Might as well be some Disney crap app.
Aaand I'm off to get mine.
That smile... He is hiding a massive boner with that hat isn't he?
the unstoppable mode is the best feature
Of course it's a cash grab, it's a fucking phone game. 99.99% of all phone games are utter fucking horseshit not worthy of the title "videogame".
One Piece will only be finished if the mangaka is dead.
Even then it'll still finish before Guts ever gets off that boat.
As if the people, who work with Oda-san would finish the series. Too much money involved.
Still better than that crappy to love ru with that male loser he is more annoying than any character male I know or maybe all of you are like him, is that why is this anime so popular.
*anon pouts and crosses arms*
You're up next.
Um...NO.