Milky Holmes Movie Detectored
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Feb 25, 2015 18:33 JST
- Tags: Announcements, Comedy, JC Staff, Movies, Tantei Kageki Milky Holmes
The 5th broadcast of the latest entry into the Milky Holmes franchise Tantei Kageki Milky Holmes TD has quite stealthily concealed a movie announcement in its end cards, from which clues the nation’s obsessive investigators managed to rapidly decipher the suspect news.
The episode aired in a total of six different regions, with each oddly bearing a different end card – collecting and properly arranging each card quite clearly spelled out the exciting news.
The “secret message” deciphered:
As ever, no details have yet surfaced about the movie, nor when it will arrive.
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For those not getting it, read each column of letters.
Who is that pink-haired semen demon?
I might have been interested if an announcement was made after the first two cours, but after Futari wa and the currently-airing, I just can't get worked up about Milky Holmes anymore.
did they even get their powers back?
.....You really need to update your pun-imator.
Ohhh look, more worthless lolicon shit for omega male stupid japs. They can't handle real women so the obsess over weak little girls and submissive women.
Fuck you stupid retarded japs. I used to support Anime but I'm so sick of this same old fucking shit. GROW UP JAPAN! Enough is enough. Learn how to draw mature women again
Funny thing is, Milky Holmes' antagonist is a typically sexy "meaty" woman, and up until Futari wa, the series was about taking the piss out of the tropes you're complaining about. I guess it doesn't matter though, not when you have a chip that big on your shoulder.
She's honestly the only reason I have interest in this. It's like the days of Time Bokan, where a kids TV anime could have such a sexy babe in it. Sure, it's the dreaded "sexy = evil" stereotype, but still... its so lewd.
I actually seriously thought this whole time that this anime was made for and mostly watched by actual kids, for once. Don't ruin that for me!
try again, weaboo. you're not the only one 'supporting anime'
Beta male Japs aren't alpha enough to appreciate or even come close to bagging a hot mature curvy chick, so they stick with the younger, smaller, easily manipulated lolis because they aren't man enough of real women.
What's wrong with the notion of just watching another show? The world's not just you, not all shows have to please you (surprise, surprise).
Exactly why you shouldn't bother with other's opinions since it's worthless and useless for you to be the one who read those stupid objects.
I said not a single word about the show. I could care less about the show and who it specifically caters to. I'm just being a trollfag.
Real women are submissive. Modern women are male-impersonators.
Real women are submissive? You watch too much TV.
My wife has never been submissive. Sure she likes that I take control, but that doesn't mean she likes to be taken control of.
He's probably just into rape hentai, is far-right conservative, or a misogynist.
And you're a relic of the the victorian era.
They could impersonate the part about inventing stuff, building machines, coding software, solving math, researching biology, etc.
Instead we get feminists with hairy armpits.
Did you seriously just imply they're not doing those things?
A woman invented the compiler. At my university a (Japanese, btw) female professor is about to make humans regrow limps. There are literally thousands of more examples. The times of scientific advances being a male-only thing are mostly over.