Valentine’s Day sees top anime distributor Funimation dispense some seasonably saucy cards to help get anime fanatics in the loving mood – and naturally sporting some of the most agreeably corny one-liners in the industry.
Uppers PV Dives Headfirst
Subarashii Sekai Jokes Abound
Musaigen no Phantom World Full of Cute Girls
Bullet Girls 2 PV Unsurprisingly Naughty
Bashful Homura Figure
To Love-Ru Darkness Tentacle Troubles Abound
Mangaka Celebrate Twintails Day
Hoppa Hentai Vaginar Virgin Red Sentai Parody Onahole
Taimanin Yukikaze “Lowest of the Low!”
Yandere Simulator Gets Personal
Naruto SUN Storm 4 OP Endlessly Energetic
Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut Hardly Draconic
Splatoon Squid Sisters Invade NicoNico Tokaigi 2016
Top 9 Anime of 2015, According to IGN
Rena Momozono’s Hot Hardcore F***ing Eloquently Titled
Rance Hikari o Motomete Battles Hard
Final Fantasy XV “Might As Well Be An FPS”
Dimension W Spreads It Open
Okasare Hero Strategically Sexy
Studio FOW Alice H-Short “Truly Mad!”
Carnivore Taiga Cosplay Too Cute For Words
Alluring Ahri Cosplay Magically Charming
Tsukihi Araragi BDSM Ero-Cosplay by Komugi Platinum Sexy
Goddess of Twitter “Pink & Perky!”
Serene Horo Cosplay Pure Gold
Iona Ero-Cosplay by Komugi Taking on Water
Cute Kashima Cosplay Full of Elegance
Umaru Ero-Cosplay by Asami Hamsterific
Goddess of 2ch: “Pink & Soft All The Way!”
Kuroneko Cosplay by Mikehouse Full of Life
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I would buy "Love Hurts"
From:Me
to:Myself
Get me one to while you're at it.
The one with Bridget L Satellizer is the best!!!!
Yandere girl will kill for valentine
Love the Akuma no Riddle and Neptunia cards.
The one with Nep Nep is best,everyone elses opinion has been discarded.
If I had an extra life id give it to you....wow that sounds so sad.
No Highschool DxD cards? That's rather disappointing.
Still, pretty cool cards though.
These cards are never gonna sell because they are targeting the wrong demographic
that whooshing sound you heard was The Joke going over your head
Funimation trying really hard to get on otakus' good side... it's beginning to work. Somewhat.
>Nep-Nep valentines
Thanks Funimation. you deserve a valentimes.
One from Liru and Horo would be great.
Yay! Thanks Sankaku! I'm going to print these images out and give it each of my 2D girlfriends. :)
I find the lack of tsun tsun to be disturbing
D-Don't get the wrong idea. I-It's not like I like I care about you or anything.
NEP NEP!
Neptunia cards are pretty cool.
i'd get the korosensei one
I guess the "Love Hurts" one is gonna be sold out lol
yay
The best valentines gift someone could give me is the news that Aniplex USA are packing up shop. They're a greedy bunch of fuckers who overcharge massively on the stuff they license.
Yeah Aniplex is crazy 3 episodes of a show for $30 - $40! Crazy
Amen to that.
Aniplex's arrogance to the consumer is always shown with their overinflated pricing of many of their titles. If they were actually smart they'd probably make better sales revenue from lower prices with more units sold.
I wish everyone would take a stand and balk Aniplex. At least Funi seems to try to keep prices more down to earth so more people can own the titles they want from them. Way to go, Funi!
(Oh, and those tags are nice!)