Tetris “Now a Live-Action Movie”
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Oct 2, 2014 11:00 JST
- Tags: Announcements, Bizarre, Hollywood, Live Action, Movies, Tetris
Possibly one of the least likely candidates to be the subject of a feature film, world renowned block dropping sensation Tetris is now set to receive a live-action SF movie from Threshold Entertainment – sure to be an absolute blockbuster.
Threshold Entertainment was the same studio that brought several Mortal Kombat movies to fruition as well as the disaster known as “Food Fight” – potentially serving as a foreshadowing for their next puzzle-game oriented project.
Naturally, little else has been revealed as to the film’s particulars or just how a game with no story will be adapted in the first place, although the likes of Tron perhaps demonstrate it may not be such a lost cause after all.
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Is this a SanCom-worthy news?
You've got it backwards... SanCom has nothing worthy, it's a place where you spin the toiletbowl in a perpetual flush like planets slowly spiraling to their inevitable doom in their stars.
who peed in your coffee?
why you visit this place, then?
SanCom only posts news about ecchi and controversial shit to incite flame wars. Never about the actual good stuff.
lol is there a standard for sancom news...
sancom used to be about videogames too, prior the "let's post whole episodes frame by frame" habit
Considering it's amusingly deranged, probably.
Tetris sits in an interesting place culturally, for me. The game was so insanely widespread and universal in its appeal that it deserves an excellent movie... but at the same time, how sacrilegious can something be to a puzzle game without any characters? Even if it's a painfully horrible movie, I think I'd be ok with knowing the Tetris movie sucked.
Blockbuster. I see what they did there!
So, Hollywood is so artistically bankrupt that they truly feel the need to make a movie about falling blocks.........and fucking live-action at that. If I honestly had to get rid of $11.50, I'd rather set it on fire then to go buy a ticket to watch said movie.
Wut?
Think about it. They get games with amazing stories and turn into shitty movies with even worse stories.
Maybe a game with no story might become a movie with a great story? They are filming it in soviet Russia right?
is it a hentai? i mean there always a long I shape that slides into tight places
Considering the long I shape ceases to exist afterwards, it would be fairly ... painful if it was a porn.
BEWBS
Titris
spoiler: the tetris pieces are space ships sent to do WTC all over again
WOW UR SO RIGHT
I bet it will be an alien invasion like this tetris fan made trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhwGEa7507g
This has to be a joke...
all live action are jokes...
Yeah, so I would have thought about "the snake game" (i.e., Tron) if it wasn't done.
They just have to hire Daft Punk again, the Tetris song is sure to be awesomely remixable.
You mean something like this?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuNKHJONApI
At least they didn't announce movies like "PONG: LIVE ACTION" or "TIC TAC TOE: BATTLE OF TOMORROW" right after Tetris.
is it all about bricks as size of battleships falling out of the sky in Russia or The Maze Runner kinda thing where they have to outrun the falling bricks?
You just gave them an idea. It would be like a mash-up of The Maze Runner and Battleship. Starring Taylor Kitsch and directed by Peter Berg (or Ridley Scott).
It would likely be a story of a man who arranges the blocks that descend from the up above the comes down and the man has to spin them around till they fit in the ground like a hand in glove.
Can he have a long one please?
He shall live forever more. He can start a NUCLEAR WAR!
Most people here would prefer a Loli edition of Tetris, the more lines you clear the more her clothes vanish.
Yep, I would want the little child penetrated in all orefaces while crying in excruciating pain.
Only if its Rin Kokonoe and exclusively by me Mr random troll.
I don't get it. Why call me names when we agree on the same thing?
hey! who's posting under MY name, Anonymous?!
Anonymous is borg, Anonymous are a collective. Hivemind etc
It can't be worse than Super Mario Bros.
Talk about a Cockblocker, heh.
Threshold Entertainmen?
more like Thrashhold Entertainment
the story of how tetris was mas and then stolen is actually kind of interesting, that would be the only logical way to do it like the facebook movie.
also tron was a movie before it was a game.
A movie before being a game??? Are you sure about that!?
(oh fuck you're right)
I thought making children sexy was a good thing.
Each block should have dynamites, now it's Michael Bay worthy.
When is Michael Bay going to direct a Tetris movie?
This Tetris player is terrible.
i want an arkanoid movie
Hey, if they can make Battleship the board game into a live action movie then I'm sure they'll find a way to make Tetris into one.
Probably some sort of hacker movie like 'Swordfish' with the hacking looking like Tetris or something. >_>
Next live action: "Rock - Paper - Scissors"
I'm waiting for an action flick based on crossword puzzles.