Highschool DxD Oppai Book Cover Rather Innovative
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Sep 22, 2014 02:13 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Highschool DxD, Image Gallery, Oppai, Otaku
Likely taking inspiration from the now staid oppai mouse pad, Dragon Magazine has provided the ease and comfort of an oppai book cover to cradle the weary hands of avid readers – save for some odd looks of those observing from afar, should anyone dare to try this in public as they inevitably will.
The book cover is in likeness of the bosom of sexy combatant Rias Gremory, of Highschool DxD, in promotion of their recent collaboration with The Ambition of Oda Nobuna – perhaps being the most original otaku-centric invention in quite some time.
Just what boorishly everyday item will receive oppai next is perhaps best left to the imagination…
The book cover will come bundled with Dragon Magazine’s November issue, available wherever shame is lacking.
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My question is why does he have a dildo???
why? so you can fuck yourself while imagining rias sodomizing you.
totally accurate
Also, one might ask why he is wearing a skirt in the following pic, and why he has suspiciously feminine hands with long fingernails...
*slow clap* you, my friend, win all the internets.
Seems like you never played GTA
dildos are more a Saints Row thing
the real question is, why don't you have a dildo?
THANK YOU!
a dildo with a shit spec on it at that.
Probably for relieving sexual tension, either his or someone else's.
He obviously bought it just to use in a pic to show scale. He could have used a pop can, but I guess this was more interesting.
or a fucking ruler...
He has a girlfriend/wife? The place he works sells them too, just like J-list would stock both this book cover and also sells dildos and onaholes? But no, of course, those aren't logical explanations everyone wants to believe...
Yup, and the logical explanation is that these pictures were actually taken by a woman. But who fucking cares if it was a gay or bi dude? So what? I don't care who brings me the goods.
This looks innovative.
Tits make everything better! Everything!
The pic with the dildo killed me.
*drools*
I have a strange feeling someone will replace a book with onahole.
I'm sure a few people have already tried to use a book as a onahole....
One thing came to mind- "papercut"...
Maybe wet it first? No hardcovers? Hmm, I think a dry one wouldn't even stop someone who's desperate enough, lol.
I was looking for something to firmly protect my copy of War and Peace.
Nothing feels safer than a big pair or oppai.
The only book this should protect is "Mein Kampf" lol Just think about it... the book's on the index, oppai book cover are weird... combine them... and you get something really dangerous
Except "Mein Kampf" isn't all that dangerous or interesting to begin with. It has been dramatized and demonized over the years, but in fact it's just boring and badly written anti-semitism.
Just take random sentences from sankom articles and comments, throw them together and you've got a much better racist hate reference book.
That's actually true, unfortunately. But being a lesser evil doesn't negate evil, it's still a bad thing. And it did help lead to millions of deaths, you know, that has to make it pretty bad even if you'd give it a bad review.
mein hooters
The perfect gift to give to your father.
Ugh, no way... a father should buy this for his son, heh.
Shit, I know some of my ex-girlfriends who'd love boobs on their books.
actually its quite funny, at least for a Nippon...
Somehow this looks pretty crappy on a book... as if it's damaging the book.
Well, I wouldn't get one of these ever, I like my books RAW lol IMHO book covers/sleeves get annoying while reading -_-
Just a thought... no book cover = pettanko cover lol
DxD's oppai merchandise is always so creative. I actually own a HS DxD drinking glass, a poster where Rias's bikini disappears in sunlight, earbuds that look like Rias's boobs, then there's also the Oppai Boost box, and now this... They should join up with Senran Kagura's director and do some kind of collaboration to spread the love of oppai even faster and more effectively.
i think the real news here is people still read books
Ever have that, "NOW WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!?" kind of moment?
Am I the only one who thinks these things are ugly because of the sew lines?
gawd that quality is shit
LOL on the random dildo pix
WAT
Long fingernails (14), dildo and oppai cover? This girl has a rather odd hobby.
You can't tell a guy from a girl by the fingernails. Not even the hands in full (there's guys with average-girly hands and women with average-manly hands) and frankly these hands look rather male to me.
There's lots of girls who love ecchi, but guys around here would never know I guess. Guys are only interested in 2D waifu here, not 3D girls who might share their interest in 2D waifus. Hell, nevermind friendship with them... when guys here leave their house there's probably imaginary signs floating above every woman for them that say stuff like "feminazi", "misandrist", "cheater", "liar", "gold digger", "fujoshi", "bitch", "ugly", "fap material".
Will this fit geometry book?
doesn't look like it fits too well.
also you'd look like a tool, if you were to read a book with that on in public.
Can I look like a screwdriver? :)
the invasion of oppai
soon...
all show bow before oppai
wow.....I have to say if I ever buy something like that I may as well kill myself after I do cause it will signal that I have become a true otaku and will have completely given up on trying to get my hands on a real girl's breasts,lol
So...
Why would a typical buyer of oppai-cover (male, single, otakum etc.) have a dildo, seriously?
Gosh, now I'm freaked out.
For protection. C'mon, I imagine it's really satisfying to slap people around with a dildo. Imagine the parties you could have.
IN THE ASS
Yaoi hole?
Omnisexuality.