Behold Tokyo’s Cutest JK – 2014
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Aug 21, 2014 02:03 JST
- Tags: Fashion, Gyaru, Miss Japan, Rankings, Schoolgirls, Tokyo
The selection of Kanto’s cutest gyaru-type first year high schooler of 2014 has managed to inflame the passions of not only Japan but also Taiwan and China too it would seem – though unfortunately not in the way which was perhaps intended.
The winning gyaru Maaya, who managed to find her way back to the critical eyes of her homeland by a Japanese translation of a Chinese report about a Taiwanese article, such is the regional import of the topic:
The Miss Kanto JK Gyaru contenders (those who won anything at least):
The overall winner Akyannpui (if social media is allowed to swamp actual votes), who freely lists her charm point as “my fangs”:
The contenders for Miss JK Kanto “Natural” (i.e. “no dirty chapatsu gals”):
The natural winner by votes “Tomomii”:
The overall natural winner Manyanoko:
Japanese themselves are predictably nonplussed, at least about the choice of gyaru or the need to rank them in the first place:
“Gross.”
“You must be kidding…”
“Those eyes.”
“She looks foreign!”
“Not some half!”
“I’ve seen better looking AV stars.”
“What happened to her face?”
“How did she end up winning now…”
“This is a Filipina, right?”
“Can we just eject Tokyo from Japan now please.”
“Even Kyari is ugly without makeup, but this one looks like this I dread to think what she looks like without it.”
“Why the hell are the Taiwanese media reporting this…”
“What were their cuteness criteria…”























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That face is human?
all i see is mutant vampires. Dat TEETH......
Lol seriously, a visit to the dentist wouldn't hurt for some of them. They need some work doing.
someone said to me once they dont show their teeth in japan, normaly.
because all black and foul and misaligned.
Pics 5, 8, last: will fuck
All the others looks like men or was just born 3DPD
"Natural"
Arg! The nose! The nose! :S
"Not a half!" well than get out from behind your computers you lazy fucks and get to breeding or japan will become a nation of halfs ignorant jap
It takes 2 to breed...
Credit to Japan for not allowing their country to be filled with muslims and eastern Europeans who mostly(Some do work, rare I know) drain whichever country they settle ins welfare system.
Americans can emphasize as they have the Mexicans on welfare ;)
American here, I see they have white trash over there too... Eurotrash, rather.
Like the White trash rioting and looting in Ferguson... wait.
"Like the White trash rioting and looting in Ferguson... wait."
Do you even read or watch the fucking news? It's a bunch of blacks that are looting and rioting moron!
Same happened in the UK in London a few years ago. Some black dude was killed by a cop, and a whole bunch of black people started rioting, more looting and stealing a shit load of stuff from shops, literally smashing windows and taking electronic equipment, clothes etc. These aren't protestors, they're just criminal scum taking advantage.
The media was too scared to admit that 90 percent of the looters were black because society is too politically correct.
Like the country hick white trash rioting and looting in Ferguson...wait.
Black Power
Blacks are always rioting somewhere. This is not news.
America can't afford to have another recession.If it does,the whole atmosphere will be just like in every other scene of Jericho TV series.
It's all they know, rape, drugs, murder, and looting. They go through training at early ages, they know when to bide their time waiting to loot a disaster area. After a tornado destroyed my town, everything i worked for, 20 years of my life, all gone by one black family, i knew who it was, as they had my computer monitor box on their porch, yet the detective never went to them to check, as he was black too.
White boys are just so full of sh!t it's quiet funny to see their antics. Funny you mention Ferguson on a site that caters to Otaku's and Weaboo's.
Must like that flat chest huh you epic pervert diasters that or screwing farm animals. Oh and getting your asses kicked by sandmen in blankets.
why do you complain about something like welfare that helps people but not about all the money that most governments waste on the military or the subsidies to private companies? Do you realize that Americans will not have social security benefits by 2030 because it was all used for war in the middle-east? And do you know from where your social security money comes from, right? It comes directly from your work, so the government stole from you to use the money for war.
You're under the impression I am for the subsides and war. I'm against the government spending money in general, including what you mentioned. I work and earn my money, I don't want the government stealing it with taxes, least of which to hand it to incompetent and lazy hobos. If you earn money, then keep it all. If you don't, then get out of your fat ass and go work or starve to death. Welfare is stupid and immoral, just like subsides.
Because people come to countries with a generous welfare system specifically to live on welfare. Why work to support these people? They're economic migrants.
You do know that the Social Security fund was emptied in the 1960s to pay for the Great Society, a.k.a welfare. The 2030 thing is where the ponzi scheme turns over. There won't be enough workers paying in compared to people taking out.
The Middle East wars have nothing to do with anything. It's a straw man.
Good, Sadam needed to be put down and a lot of future attacks have been halted, i'll gladly sacrifice a lazy bum's welfare(which most lied to get) for a better equiped military.
There are more than just mexicans on welfare.
Blaxicans, real Mexicans work thier ass off, heck the ones here are super Mexicans that can build a sturdy house in 3 days.
At least they aren't crackheads like a chunk of the whites.
You nean blacks, whites do meth or just get drunk.
They actually have a bunch of muslims in Japan, just saying.
no thanks!
First Girl Remember Annoying Orange
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Both cute girls.
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She looks fine to me. I agree with this winner, at least she isn't ugly.
I really hate how bright and glaring their lipstick is though. It's such a turnoff.
Something more on the tone like
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just getting the best grade because everyone else got an F doesnt mean your D is something.
My D certainly is something.
It's true. His D has a face.
Your D is actually a lowercase d. Know the difference.
Why? The last one I'd definitely hit.
You belong in a jail.
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
Why?
why not?
why not why?
why ask why?
ask why not?
Tell me why, or why not. Complaining way too much,
Maybe I overlooked something fatal for me.
TRY BUD DRY
9:19 yes yes dem higurashi memories, first thing that popped into mind after "why not?" lol
miss-jk-gyaru-8.jpg proof that vampires do exist
give him to Cullen