PS4 Hits 10 Million


Sony is bragging that the PlayStation 4 has shifted 10 million consoles in only 9 months, having made short work of the Xbox and seemingly having profited greatly from ignoring the Japanese home market.

The news, unveiled at Gamescom 2014, seems to confirm that the war is more than won – such statistics as Microsoft have released for the Xbox One put it at a mere 5 million…

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    Comment by Anonymous
    11:31 13/08/2014 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    i love $400 whore over fat bitch *refering to the image*

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:16 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    400$ is pretty cheap for a prostitute you can bone as long as you want.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:27 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    >as long as you want
    *Until it red-rings.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:07 16/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Remember, you're talking about the first batch or so of PS4. Those built later, will be better.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:22 17/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    send the one with the glitchy drive in. A friend had the problem with his. They swapped it out without issue.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:34 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bright future? I think that's the train at the end of the tunnel, coming to run over your hopes and dreams.

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    Comment by tingle
    09:27 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    PS4 has been more glitchy than my 360. mainly the disc drive. But I do hold on to her for hope. I see a bright future.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:09 15/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    So your saying Wii U is a Trap?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:34 17/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well... the Xbone is a LARGE ugly console... so the artwork is accurate.

    I guess the wii would look like a mentally challenged cartoon... since it is soooo behind.

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    Comment by TsuKuYoMi
    10:04 13/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    And yet still has no anus to fuck, er, I mean backwards compatibility...

    no one will get this joke.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:19 13/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.8)

    They have a pimp store for that, for the ones that don't know its called playstation now.

    They remove the need to keep on using the same old girl to fuck and let you fuck other shared girl through the pimp store.

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    Comment by Naoe
    16:48 13/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    PS Now is still a joke though.
    You rent a game for 4 real hours..not 4 in game hour.

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    Comment by Yamato
    01:38 14/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Indeed, and it greatly disturbs me how some parts of the game industry are trying so damn hard to drive away the concept of game ownership. Letting us "borrow the license"? Man, fuck that noise.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:12 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Its a pimp store... what do you expect in a pimp store?

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:13 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    What was it called before?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:10 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Come on, you can do better than that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:26 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I got the joke.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:04 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dont get the joke, mind explaining it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:16 13/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Does that make the Wii U an underage loli?

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    Comment by Chen-04
    01:48 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Wii U is an Loli alright.

    "I'm sorry, Onii-chan. I know I lack the big breasts Onii-chan likes and I'm only a child in your eyes, but,.. but,.. I'm trying my best for the Onii-chan I love!! So.. so... PLEASE TOUCH MY FLAT TOUCHSCREEN!!!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:20 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    if the Wii U were a loli it'd be a lot more popular, it's more like a senile granny.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:28 15/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I got it just not funny

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:01 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    SO MUCH THIS!!!!!

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    Comment by Chen-04
    18:02 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anus... the backdoor... backwards compatibility... get it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:39 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    PS4 is a pretty lady who puts out. While XONE is a fat hipster chick who felt that she's too good for anybody.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Wow, I felt gay reading that Chen-04. How far have you fallen from the threshold that is humanity?

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    Comment by Yamato
    10:23 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think I might get the joke, but I'll give you an upvote regardless both for the anal reference and the Azusa avatar. ^^

    Comment by Anonymous

    Backwards compatibility? Should just keep your PS3 for that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:33 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Two girls to fuck. Brilliant!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:09 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Except the other one (PS3) is a granny in tech terms.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:12 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    ps4 isnt too young in tech terms aswell.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:26 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think PS3 is more a milf.. PS2 might be the granny

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    Comment by Chen-04
    18:03 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Right, 'cause I keep my PS3, PS2, PSX, NGC, N64, SNES, NES, Genesis and all those other looser consoles I happened to buy around for when I feel like playing one of those games..... not.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:23 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "We've agreed that I'm making a game room."

    You should be telling her you're having a game room, and if she doesn't like it she can go pound snow or find someone else. Good luck with your relationship; you're going to need it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:51 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    anon 22:23 if your approach to relationships is 'women should do what I say and I should never do what they say' then its you who is going to need that luck, not just with relationships but in not being a flaming douchefuck in any and all aspects of your life.

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    Comment by Chen-04
    23:53 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Game_Room: Sure why not.

    Meanwhile I'm playing all those old games via emulator, because one box to rule them all is sexier than having a room stuffed with obsolete hardware.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:35 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mangina-kun 22:51, what orifice did you pull that black and white nonsense out of? It is completely natural for the woman to take over every room in the house and do with them as she sees fit. What is not natural is the man just rolling over and accepting this. We can see some men standing up to their wives a little bit with the rise of the man cave.

    I'm a live and let live kind of guy. If you want to hand your balls over to your wife that's really none of my business. But know this: if you do such a thing your wife will lose respect for you, and any relationship where the wife does not respect her husband is almost sure to fail.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:33 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    So yeah, I do.

    For when my girl and I get a house. We've agreed that I'm making a game room. And all those "looser" consoles that I've been holding onto? Yeah, game room.

    So take your shitty attitude and shove it. There are still plenty of games still worth playing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:24 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    No Surprise there~

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    Comment by John Hayabusa
    02:06 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The Lastation's future is going bright. Noire is so proud.

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    Comment by WEL
    09:50 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    but the filth has taken tomb raider away from us!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:09 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Timed exclsuive

    Comment by Anonymous

    I thought they confirmed it wasn't a timed exclusive ?
    anyway i don't care , timed or not way to fuck up the fanbase ... hello uncharted , bye lara microsoft o/

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:07 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    And nothing of value was lost. Seriously, "loyalty" in the gamin industry is bullshit, and anyone expecting it from these pencil pushing money grabbers at both sony and microsoft should know better. If ms did them a good deal, then good. More people playing the ONE. If not, money lost.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:34 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not gonna buy an Xbox One just so I can wank to Lara again.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:27 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck tomb gaider.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:07 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Timed exclusive. As usual for M$. They're gonna beta test it first.

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    Comment by Chen-04
    18:12 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Remember when Tomb Raider still was any good? The 1990s are long gone now, though.

    Comment by Anonymous

    fuck tomb raider, i'd rather have dead rising 3

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    Comment by starsplash
    11:56 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can have those. Ill take Halo and Ori and the blind forest.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:38 14/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    HAahahahahahaahah Halo.


    When was the last time Halo was considered good? Do people even play Halo 4 anymore?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:09 13/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    must be nice to be 12 again

    Comment by Anonymous

    I want Hexen and Rise of The Triad.

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