Hyrule “Harem” Warriors

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Nintendo and Tecmo Koei’s upcoming controversial game collaboration Hyrule Musou is due to be released in a few weeks, and with its initial roster being finalized, many fans have noticed the game’s strikingly high female to male character ratio:

The preview:

Hyrule Warriors comes in the form of yet another hack-n-slash Dynasty Warriors game, exclusive to the Nintendo Wii U and featuring a full dredge of characters from past franchises…

Link:


Zelda:

Impa:

Lana:

Ageitha:

Midna:

Fi:

Ruto:

Sheik:

The only other playable male character announced is of the Goron race and doesn’t appear to pose much competition:

Darunia:

Other than the usual Zelda villains, together they all must go up against an original villain who might quite possibly be both the sexiest and bustiest adversary to grace the Zelda franchise, and who is also said to have interest in the silent hero:

Cia:
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Hyrule Musou is set to be released this August 14th in Japan, with the barbarian markets having to wait until September.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    04:53 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I see this game has complicated plot.

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    Comment by Tygaar

    I hope your talking about gaming adventure *PLOT*

    instead of FUCKING FANSERIVE *PLOT*

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:36 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    musou games have actual plot?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:37 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, man, he's talking about all of that plot. The Musou games are well known for their plot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:00 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I.... don't understand the difference...

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    Comment by MARl0
    05:36 04/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    The game doesn't look half bad for a Warriors game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:38 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Come to Hyrule, stay for the PLOT.

    Pd: No Cia gifs...fail

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    Comment by Tygaar

    Legend of Zelda didn't do nothing to nobody.

    So don't you dare start pissing on it with your dame fanservice harem shit.

    So show some damn respect to Nintendo: The Company that gave you all happy enjoyment all these years.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous

    Typical SanCom anons.
    Can't tell good quality games or anime, even if it's being waved right in front of their faces.

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    Comment by Tygaar
    11:15 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Got a problem with that? Huh?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:56 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    MIDNAAAAAAA!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:57 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't care if the game is crap, black redheaded loli is back!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:01 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Team Ninja. 'Nuff said.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:13 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Disturbingly sexualized plague doctors... in Zelda... YAY?

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    Comment by nope
    06:29 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well the only dudes that aren't losers are gorons and groose, what do you want? Tingle?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:04 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    he'll tingle your pickle

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    Comment by nope
    10:55 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I sort of imagine if he was available he'd be an end game unlockable.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:26 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well, he always is the final boss, I wouldn't be surprised if Ganon become the last boss

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:22 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Skull Kid?

    Ralph from Oracle of Ages?

    The postman? (fighting with the power of widdle wabbits!)

    Mikau from Majora's Mask?

    Comment by Anonymous

    This series has always been fairly lacking in terms of interesting male side characters. The main series needs to introduce more male buddies for Link! The only one I can think of that was cool AND battle-worthy is Sheik, but in the end even "he" turned out to be a "she".

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:00 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The main series needs to introduce more male buddies for Link!"

    Why? I don't want some sausage fest in my gaming.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:25 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    d00d, Groose, tingle, the master carpenter from ocarina of time, and them pirate homos from Wind Waker could of been in it...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:39 04/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.8)

    "Controversial" LOL! Yeah right. Sankaku has been the only website "reporting" on this "controversy", of course. Hilarious.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:26 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually feminists post about it a lot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:15 05/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    When the woman is a damsel in distress they bitch, when the woman kick ass they bitch. They are just bitches.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:53 05/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I've literally not seen one feminist (or girl at for that matter) bitch about this game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:06 05/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    The controversy I think is not the female cast but that they are making a Dynasty Warriors game using the Legend of Zelda license, and that is what people are up in arms or at least confused about. Though I think it's neat.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:49 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    wanna bet Nintendo censors it for NA?

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    Comment by MARl0
    08:15 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    They've already shown tons of footage of the North American version, and it's not censored. Hardly surprising considering Nintendo rarely, if ever, censors anything these days. This isn't the late 80s or early 90s anymore. Not sure where you've been over the last 20 years... : /

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:49 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most anti-Nintendo types are about 20 years behind. Also they are very stupid.

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    Comment by Ishmon16
    06:59 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Three things.
    1. They gave Princess Ruto clothes.
    2.Why is Ageitha in this game? Last time i recall shes a bug collector i've never seen her fight.
    3.Lana Automatic waifu.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:15 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    1-THey gave her clothes in the 3DS version
    2- some people in the development studio love her, so they put her in this game (dumb if u ask me)
    3- You can have her, I'd rather have Ruto or Zelda. (unless Malon shows up perhaps)

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:24 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    'cause she makes lolicon japs dicks hard, same as imp midna.

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    Comment by John Hayabusa
    06:59 04/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Team Ninja at its finest.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:57 04/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I love how Team Ninja put more into the boob physics then they do the entire game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:24 04/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    they made this game like 2 times better

    Comment by Anonymous

    man, this musou title looks worse than the musou titles made for nearly decade old hardware. wiiu is such a piece of shit.

    Comment by Anonymous

    anyone notice the millions of drones aren't even trying to attack? that's some shitty ai programming.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:24 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's easy mode for you.
    And in "Musou" games, the challenge is mostly in beating the bosses and handling the objectives that are on the map, not in the regular enemies.

    Comment by Anonymous

    people still care about this nintendo trash?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:55 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yeah, the Wii U has outsold the Xbone pretty much every week since Mario Kart 8 came out.

    Nintendomination.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:08 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    but then again... its more or less one of the very few good title they have right now that isn't multi-platform.
    (dough, Rayman was best on Wii U)
    and many places they have sold out and having problems getting enough machines but still only sold to now what they expected on paper to sell on the first 3 months... just hope it brings the local Nintendo importers back and away from the red results they have had now for the last 6 years

    but the same can be said about the 2 other consoles too.
    Xbox is a mostly 900p60hz machine that more or less only got Forza (that in fact runs full 1080p 60hz) and while it is a god game its been shit down by tons of almost day 1 release DLC's spammed in your face everytime you think of a new car.
    the box is silent dough, that is basicly the biggest positive it has right now.
    but what is it with americans and their love for high-gloss parts? even the PSU got glossy parts just asking to get scratched...

    PS4 got um... mostly 1080p60hz, and the best games is rescaled\updated PS3 title, else you got 2 tons of EA sports shit that murica goes nuts over and forces the shops over here to always have 15 editions of each if they want to still sell games from EA...
    it has spikes in some games (AC-BF, BF4, CoD, Wolfenstein NO, Watch Dogs & Killzone ). some noise and heat-problems (have returned 2 machines already because of overheating) hand controller still designed for asian hands so if you have large hands you should buy a new one unless you want "mouse-sickness"
    (lucky the one i bought to the PS3 worked on the PS4, just needed to "tweek" the software a little)

    nah... give the 3 platforms 1 year or so more and then we see more good platform exclusive games, and if MS want to get higher they still got the last bloody 1\3 of the world they need to release it in...

    (and with more exclusives it gives me a reason to have all 3... right now they look like bloody waste, less used than my Amiga CD32 and Sega MegaDrive...)

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:56 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Shitstains still post this troll trash?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:59 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    He's just an Xbone owner sad his 720p console is currently in 3rd place in the console wars, is being dominated by Sony, and outsold by Nintendo too loool

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:39 04/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Correction: Goron Race. The only male playable character in the game.

    I thought we agree that we find Link very feminine.

    Also should it be Zelda in the front of the cover. I mean come on. We got both her forms while Link just play with his stupid ball

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:55 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He's an elf. Well, okay, "Huyrulian", but we all know that they're really elves.

    Elves tend to be very cute and girly-looking. *Especially* the male ones. :-p

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:26 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    So Orlando Bloom is Huyrulian?

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    Comment by Benoist
    19:21 04/08/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    and bieber a "ganonese"

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:12 04/08/2014 # ! Good (+0.8)

    I can only imagine what kind of costumes tecmo has planned for the girls, zelda in a bikini oh hell yeah!





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