AKB48 Handshaking “Now Like A Slave Market”





Mere weeks after one of them tried to saw off their hands, AKB48 are again hard at work shaking the hands of their creepy fans – who are now under such heavy guard that the entire process has been compared unfavourably to a prison visit or the more unstable kind of border crossing…

Scenes of the newly secured event – the first being held at the Tokyo Big Sight – have been causing wonder online:


















Online few can believe anyone would put up with an almost TSA level of security theatre to meet their idols, and fewer still that they would buy hundreds of CDs in order to endure the privilege:

“What fun!”

“Even now you still want to shake their hands?”

“Is this a prison visitation?”

“This is just revolting.”

“Reminds me of Auschwitz or something.”

“I thought this was an Israeli checkpoint or something for a moment.”

“Amazing anyone would pay money to be treated like this.”

“Those lucky guards, that guy stood next to Mayuyu all day is one of life’s winners.”

“You know how far gone they are from seeing something like this.”

“Even the little girl is stuck behind a fence?”

“Surely this must be the beginning of the end.”

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    Comment by Anonymous
    19:05 07/07/2014 # ! Good (+0.8)

    sigh, now they have to resort to fapping after touching theirs hands.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:09 07/07/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Would not be surprised if security even used a UV light to check for cum stained hands.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:43 09/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    20:25 07/07/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It looks like they didn't have to take off their shoes so get through the checkpoint. They could have saved some in advance, kept it in a little ziplock in their shoe and broke it out after the checkpoint ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:03 11/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Did anyone of these poor saps have a happy ending?

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:10 07/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    It becomes more pitiful when you think that all the hundreds of thousands of yen many of these poor sods spent EACH, could have been used instead to rent themselves a good looking enjou-kousai slut for a whole damn month.

    Or better yet, a mail-order Russian bride. You know, since many of them have this strong fetish for Caucasian looking big tittied skanks.

    Then again, this is coming from a nation that censors dicks and pussies in PORN MEDIA, too lazy to vote a bunch of crazy ultranationalist old fucks out of their government even though THEY KNOW HOW CRAZY those old fucks are, and look down on you for using annual leaves PROVIDED BY THE DAMN COMPANY AS PART OF COMMON WORKERS' RIGHTS because you are being mendou kusai to your jealous co-workers who force you to work non-stop like them because they don't have the balls to be their own self and ignore the toxic group mentality.

    TLDR Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:20 09/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just saw the first part. My thoughts exactly. Oh well these fans are fueling the AKB48 biznass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:44 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well to be fair, what the otaku go through is much more pleasant compared to what the TSA put US peeps through (grope your balls,naked pics etc).

    TSA inspection is mandatory, they can arrest you if you refuse, and to top it off they make you pay for their service. Oh, and they just increased their fees too.

    TLDR people in other countries put up with worse.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:09 10/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    U.S. now tells you that they'll banning uncharged phones/electronic devices and urged other countries to imply that statement.

    Comment by Anonymous

    "Caucasian looking big tittied skanks."? firstly, you're sick for using such language against women like that. secondly, just how many yulia novas do you think russia has?? and lastly, you honestly think most japanese looking for a girl from russia won't have lolita in mind???

    Comment by Anonymous

    too bad your mother didn't abort you for having the tongue like that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:01 09/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    todlers look to stewie as a roll model these days

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:05 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    why not before?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:52 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    20:25 anon was illustrating how to circumvent UV cum detection.
    Proteins like human sperma glow under ultra violet light.

    I think the whole farce is a pr stunt to prove how far they go for their fans despite the apparent "danger".

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:50 07/07/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Ever heard "better safe than sorry"?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:37 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think they're a pretty sorry bunch either way

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:54 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    or living in a bunker because someone in your town was hit by a meteor?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:20 07/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)


    "Betaru sefaru danu zori"

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:20 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    betaa seefu dann soorii

    That's still crap though

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:32 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's "bettaa seefu zan soorii"

    Get your dick straight.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:06 07/07/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)


    Comment by Anonymous
    18:46 07/07/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Bring on the cavity searches

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:07 07/07/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Japs so slaves! lol where our old nihhon? BURN AKB48! Glory to Nihhon! death to foreigners!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:46 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    japanese are just chinese left on a island for a few hundred years.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:55 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    nah,some fled from China because of tyranny imposed there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:44 09/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most Chinese would feel insulted by that I would imagine. Considering the Japanese slaughtered civilians in huge numbers(Hundreds of thousands if not more) during WW2. I have a feeling Karma will hit Japan in the future. China when It has a better military than it has now will find any excuse to eff japan up.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:18 09/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm Chinese and I hate my own race. I wish I was born White.

    (Protip: It's not racist or derogatory if you aspire to be White. It panders to their ethnocentric and xenophobic ideologies unlike those dirty, dirty Weaboos.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:03 09/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're probably an American Chinese right? What about the ethnic Chinese on mainland China? There is some dislike there towards Japan over the way they've acted in the past. And at the rate the Chinese economy and military is growing, I'd hate to piss China off in the future.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:59 23/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nuke that god-forsaken island for GOD's sake. Turn those evil island monkeys into radioactive charcoal as it should have been during WWII

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:03 25/11/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then grab a nuke yourself instead of bitching about it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:09 07/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    japanese are lemmings; slaves actually revolt

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:03 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Female human rules on male chimpslaves.

    Welcome in the Queen feminism matriarchal world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:46 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, the sexploitation of females in Japan somehow equates to "Queen feminism matriarchal world".


    Comment by Anonymous
    20:49 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    truth is, it's both the male and females behind the corporations running all this shit that exploits everyone from the idols to the fans

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:50 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    No they don't

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:36 07/07/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I wonder how much otaku semen there was on the hands of these girls by the time the last sweaty otaku shook their hands...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:52 07/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do not worry. The guards forced all the otaku to wash their hands before shaking.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:59 07/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    You fuck.

    There are children there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:55 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    straight shota?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:55 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I bet a lot of those JS's were down for some enkou. Gotta get that money to be most fashionable and popular girl in school.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:55 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    u mad?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:53 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why would that change what those perverts do? Most of them are lolicon anyway.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    18:58 07/07/2014 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Slave market? Looks like a typical day at TSA checkout.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:53 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    and they can play you like a fiddle all day.

    Comment by Anonymous

    fucking mornic USAshit detected

    Comment by Anonymous

    Or at any japanese airport...

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:44 07/07/2014 # ! Good (+0.7)

    scary thing is japanese airports have less security than that!

    going to the states next week,turns out the TSA can confiscate your phone if its not powered...well done obama.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:46 07/07/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    TSA izu za besuto

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:50 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Why does Obama want my phone?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:34 07/07/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Thanks Obama!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:54 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    @2:50 anon
    They are afraid of new IEDs in phones, tablets and note-/netbooks, if you can't power it, you're leaving it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:27 08/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    >going to the states next week

    See, that was your first mistake right there.

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