US Army Upskirtist Caught By Victim

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An American soldier has been arrested for the very Japanese crime of upskirt photography, apparently having spent a little too much time absorbing the local culture.

Okinawa police announced the arrest of a 29-year-old American man, identified as Kadena-stationed staff sergeant Jared Hall, for violating prefectural anti-nuisance ordinances aimed at curbing voyeurism.

He reportedly paid a visit to a local souvenir shop, there using his digital camera to take photos of what lay up the skirts of a 23-year-old woman.

The woman noticed what he was up to and promptly dialed 110, and then pursued him and pointed him out to police with a helpful “that’s the one” when they arrived to assist, and he was then arrested on the spot.

American forces seem finally to have started coaching their wayward cannon fodder not to talk to the lowly local police when they get caught abusing the locals, for the accused’s only comment in relation to the charges is that “I won’t talk until the army legal attache arrives.”

Online there is some relief that the man seems to have adopted local customs rather than just raping his victim as US soldiers are so unfortunately notorious for:

“Someone who understands Japanese culture!”

“At least he didn’t rape her!”

“He watched too much AV…”

“Fancy a yank getting our culture!”

“Must be Japanese blood in his veins.”

“Him going back to base and onanising over the spoils seems relatively healthy…”

“So the Americans are just taking upskirt pics rather than raping people. Obama’s efforts to weaken the US army are bearing some fruit at least.”

“American soldiery, don’t emulate Japanese men, be manful and rape the local womenfolk!”

“I don’t see what is so sexy about upskirt photography at all.”

“Right. It is more about seeing them and knowing what they have on, I think.”

“Pointless to deny the charges if they can just check in his camera…”


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    Avatar of Neonie
    Comment by Neonie
    20:20 23/06/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Coulda been rape, so it's a victory in my book. Keep calm, voyeur on.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:13 23/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I'm fail to understand those kind of fetishes...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:37 23/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Ask the feminists who fight against visual rape.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:43 23/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    >feminists
    >ask
    They can talk? o_O

    Avatar of Kaarme
    Comment by Kaarme
    22:13 23/06/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I'm sure they can talk until your ears are bleeding. I don't think it would even take that long, considering the message.

    Comment by Anonymous

    @Kaarme

    If they can making sounds, it doesn't mean they can talk. They don't have intelligence for it.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I'm sorry, all I heard was: Ook. Ook~! Ook!

    Avatar of Uncommon0taku
    Comment by Uncommon0taku
    05:47 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    nope ask the feminists who lobby to force censure in other cultures, where they go no business meddling in.

    liek Nipponese culture and art!

    pur-r-r-r-r-r's

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    Comment by Jungle Evil
    22:32 04/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's everyone's business to meddle in cultures, especially when it violates human rights. Take Russia and homosexuality for example. I don't care if it's acceptable to treat gay's like dirt over there. I don't care if the population is alright with it. I want it to stop.

    I'm not defending feminists by the way, I just think the whole "you have no business correcting my wicked ways" is bullshit.

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    Comment by Erranty
    21:37 23/06/2014 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    He must've been ugly, otherwise he would've been able to get some Enkou girls.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:39 23/06/2014 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    He must have been short to get an upskirt of such a tiny woman. Or he just knelt down.

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    Comment by Dia
    23:56 23/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've been led to believe that foreigners have absolutely no chance of getting enjo kosai

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:17 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Just need to learn the language, then you can have all the sex you want.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:20 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    this is accurate when it comes to enjo kosai money does all the talking and if you are good looking enough (foreigner or not)they will meet you

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:15 24/06/2014 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Yep, because they don't need the "compensated" part. To young women, foreigners can be a symbol of status, just like a high class brand handbag...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:23 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    this is accurate too

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:54 23/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Going native, Nippon style.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:06 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    When in Rome...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:55 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Don´t be noticeable, blend in with the natives...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:17 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Eat some nice italian food?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:02 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Did someone say italian?
    "italian brings out a pizza and a dish of spaghetti"

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:20 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    But avoid restaurants for tourists, they're expensive as hell and you can eat better italian food in your own neighbourhood...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:40 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It depends. On USA i have found a few good italian restaurants, in London they ALL suck.Have yet to go to Japan so dont know there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:52 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Molest alter boys?

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    Comment by Rya
    22:03 23/06/2014 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    USA can't spy without getting caught.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous

    I imagine an NSA Server full of upskirt pics right now.

    Comment by Anonymous

    that will be highly classified,Sir.Especially in the DMM site.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:38 24/06/2014 # ! Good (+0.6)

    No. US spies ALL THE TIME. You can't know what they are getting away with.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:59 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    The NSA know when and where you masturbate.

    Avatar of Dark Mage
    Comment by Dark Mage
    12:18 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    No the the type of spying the NSA does is very hard to detect.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:22 25/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They were doing one of the most wide spread world wide network of digital and electronic survellience for over 10 years, and got away with it despite countless ways in which it can be leaked.

    Scale matters, and size matters, no matter what your ex girl friend told you ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:30 23/06/2014 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Way to blend in with the natives.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:48 24/06/2014 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    It's very rude to reward his efforts this way. Not very Japanese.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:54 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They're Okinawans; Japanese "hospitality" need not apply

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:37 23/06/2014 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Arresting him is a mistake, this is one of the tourism attractions of Japan, illegalize it and people will go elsewhere.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Women's panties are one of the tourism attractions of Japan? What do you have to do to visit them, just pay the fee?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:58 23/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I know the history of the panties obsession, but I must ask the question "do these women who complain about upskirt shots ever go to pools or beaches?" Ya know, places where one's basically wearing garments that reveal the same bits of flesh.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:30 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think it have relation with context. Like how it isn't weird to be on bathing suit on the beach or the pool but it is during the marriage of the royalty.

    On the beach peopleare supposed to be more exposed, on the city it isn't.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:45 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    If it's the same, why don't you walk around in your underwear all the time?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:16 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've been to nudist beaches quite a number of times, but I don't go to work nude. Ever heard of TPO?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:37 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    If it's the same, can you walk around at a beach and take pictures of a specific person? I guess not ...

    Generally individuals don't like do be photographed by strangers, no matter what they are wearing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:07 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    no, it is tourism because people are getting arrested because of this. it they are not getting arrested, it means there is no attraction to it anymore

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:08 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah, when you are prohibited doing something, it made you more curious....

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    Comment by Mitchell
    23:42 23/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kinda makes you sick knowing a soldier from your own nation did this. Where the heck is the respect for people at now-a-days?......think he made copies before he was caught.? :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:18 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hopefully the army can remote access his phone and delete all the evidences.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:35 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why? What lays up a skirt of a 23 year old jap? Isn't about the same as every other woman in the world?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:50 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Trousers. Most women wearing trousers is the problem of many other parts in the world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:55 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now I know why my head turned so much in Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Shouldn't we be spitting on them for Pearl Harbor instead of flattering them with upskirt photos? Its like everything is ass backwards. Maybe if we demean them enough they will respect us?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:52 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Take your Pearl Harbor crap and fuck of, you moron.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:04 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah because it was our fault for being neutral until the sneaky squinty eyed Tojo's decided to invade our airspace and kill thousands of people and destroy millions of dollars worth of equipment.

    No... You inhuman scum, fuck off to oblivion.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:06 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nerdrage much.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:34 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ 08:04
    Read the McCollum Memorandum. Pearl harbor was deliberately provoked by the USA as part of its strategy to swing public opinion in favor of war to interfere in Europe against the people's wishes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:59 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Butthurt rightwinger of course.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:01 25/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    What do people with such hatred against Japanese even do on a site like this? Can't you play third world war in the sandbox with your friends or something?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:54 25/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    00:01 has yellow fever.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:08 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^^^
    So much this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:54 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    ... Are you one of those idiot Americans who shouted Karma for Pearl Harbour after the Fukushima meltdown... Even if not... you goddamn nuked another country for it, so the only one who deserves retribution is your USA.
    And no, I´m not Japanese ... Just an European who has had enough of American hypocrisy and bullshitting.

    Comment by Anonymous

    fuck off eurotrash. we're just as sick of your crybaby bullshit too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:07 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    04:51 Go fill up on KFC you fat American fuckface.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:10 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    @08:07 KFC is disgusting, Popeyes are better. If you're gonna insult an American for being fat atleast know which restaurant is better. Or was is due to the lack of your laziness that you could only spell 3 letters.

    And i like to add in this, if i am correct KFC is also located in some euro countries so doesn't that make you a fat european fuckface as well?

    I mean tell me if i am wrong? if you can.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:23 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    09:10 You don't walk, you roll. You're so huge, you have your own magnetic field.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:55 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    08:07 go traffic some anorexic eastern european girls, eurotrash pedophile

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:26 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    10:55 You're the pedo, porky. Stop crying piggy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:27 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    09:23 that would be their own gravitational field. Every human being already has a weak magnetic field you fucking moron. Learn some science.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:49 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    12:27 NO U

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    Comment by Noodlestein
    05:37 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    He's baiting you pretty hard right now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:00 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm Swedish and they deserved to get nuked. Two nukes isn't enough for the 25-30 million people they slaughterd! Go jerk off to Naruto or something you wannabe jap faggot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:05 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nobody deserves to get nuked. Especially not women and children, who were the majority of casualties. It was a crime of war and nothing else.

    Avatar of GeekyLibertarian
    Comment by GeekyLibertarian
    07:10 28/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're right. But how many people think the very existence of the United States is a war crime? Japan had lost the war and the only reason the nukes were dropped was because we wanted to show we were better than the Russians.

    The US needs to get out of Japan. Especially Okinawa. We have enough problems at home. We don't need to stick our nose where it doesn't belong. #USOutofJapan

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:14 04/07/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actully the nukes were to save US and Japanese lifes the mind set the Japanese had at the time (see the suicides on island we took back) they would have fought down to almost the last child the mindset they had was just to ingrained into them not for it to have been bloody in the end while regreatable the nukes likely saved far more lives by forcing the surrender then they claimed. Figures on an invasion of the Japanese mainland would have made anything before it seem small.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:28 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Blame the former leaders not the countries' citizens. Even though america wasnt fighting they werent exactly neutral...supplying the english with supplies. Remember germany and japan were allies at the time.

    Anyways get over it, it was WW 2 everyone suffered.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:33 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Americans would have exterminated every last Jap to save ten American lives. True story. Enemy lives hold little value, in times of war, or peace, for that matter.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:19 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    You think you're not demeaning them enough?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:33 24/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pearl Harbor's smelly underwear.





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