Crimean attorney general and moe idol Natalya Poklonskaya has been banned from the EU after being added to their “targeted sanctions” list as a way of reminding Putin just how much his minor underlings have to fear if they ever want to visit Europe again.
Natalia-sama and 12 others are amongst the latest batch of Russian patriots to be targeted by the cruel sanctions regime of the EU in response to Putin’s valiant efforts to save the Ukraine from a fascist takeover by the west’s anti-semitic stooges.
She already faces arrest and possible treason charges should the Ukrainian government ever get their vile claws on her.
All the attention lavished on the lovely 34-year-old prosecutress by her Japanese fans may well have been what singled her out – although with the EU being too cowardly to actually target anyone of real importance in Russia they may also have been running out of low level names to add.
Fortunately she can still visit her 2D loving fans in Japan, for now:
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She may be "banned", but she'll always have a home in *my* heart, no matter what those filthy bureaucrats in Brussels say!
Disregard the constabulary!
Considering there's next to no border country in most EU countries, she could easily slip in if she wanted to visit anywhere, and its not like the general public would know who she is anyway. Take the United Kingdom, the government even admitted it doesn't know just how many illegals are in the country, estimates put it in the upper range of the 10s of thousands. Random people mass at Calais in French from all over the world, they don't have much in the way of documentation but they slip through random European countries. Point really is that the borderless EU is powerless to stop her from visiting anywhere.
*no border control
There may be no border controls INSIDE the EU, there still are at the external borders. Like the Ukranian-Polish border, or every airport receiving out-of-EU flights.
Sure, no border is 100% tight, yet it's still not all that easy to get in.
Fact is, the floodgates have been opened and the third world has been dumped all over the European union. Free movement has caused a segregated society all over Europe, people of different cultures often don't want to integrate. France has a problem with third world residents massing in Calais all wanting to come to England for the generous welfare payments, how do they get there you ask? People with no money or anything to their name? Magic? no. While the European union exists, borders will have more holes than a fishing net.
Perhaps if the EU would stop stealing from the the rest of the world, you wouldn't have that problem.
The rest of the world would've been better of if you cavemen/women stayed your caves.
Oh, the EU nazi-loving gurocrats should go to hell.
I will move to Crimea and get myself join the queue of those who stand in line to offer her their hearts, I don't care they ban me for that.
Totally worth it!
The EUSSR will collapse, give it time.
I hope so, It is EUs fault we are losing jobs and have a large depth.
It will be over, once the $ says goodbye with the hyperinflation.
Since that is going to happen, buy as many legal drugs (good to trade, but keep some of the marijuna plants for yourself, since they are potent healplants) and non-GMO food (Monsanto's junk causes cancer), for a long time. It will take time until a new currency is etablished.
No, Monsanto's foods do NOT cause cancer. There has been no legitimate medical study done that says that GMO foods in and of themselves cause cancer. It is the Roundup on them that causes cancer, but here is the question: Why are you not rinsing your foods anyway?
Then go on and eat that genemanipulated monsanto-garbage. I would touch anything out of that company with a 10-foot pole...
Monsanto is an evil company regardless.
Nullius in verba.
Think about it.
Baka! Make proper research before you claim that.
If you trust lobbists, then you have pretty much sold your entire being to the devil in sheep clothing.
Start to use different sources, obscure ones.
Yeah, not to mention bad weather, diarrhoea and smelly feet. That's all the EU's fault, too! Or the American's! Or the Jews! Or the Russians! In fact it doesn't really matter who exactly, as long as it's someone else's fault ...
I love how the picture with her holding those two microphones is modeled after a porn star holding two penises. Oh Japan, you so horny.
ufuckhead
Sanctions are opium for the masses, real Europe doesn't give a flying fuck about this conflict, and I'm not talking about Europe as people I'm talking about leaders of EU.
Sanctions are a way of saying "We don't like what you are doing, and even if we don't give a rat's ass for whoever you are doing this to right now, we would go to war if you ever did it to us".
Exactly. The Ukraine is a bunch of hillbillies and flat broke. Nobody here gives a shit about them, we have enough beggars to feed in southern europe.
Nobody cares about the Ukraine or even the massive gas pipes that comme from Russia into Ukraine and distribute gas all over the Eastern Europe.
Who cares about energie that much anyway? No countries has ever been attacked because of fossil energie... /S
Not quite, unless Europe starts bringing back Nuclear Energy en masse, starting with Germany first! Because in their energy context, Nuclear Energy has been proven to be the most viable alternative to Russian Natural Gas for energy and electricity needs, although just as dangerous if not more.
Energy from Thorium using molten salt reactors is the answer.
It's nuclear fission that's clean and safe as Carl Sagan petting a baby seal.
It's Okuu after being sent to charm school.
Figures there would be pony faggotry of her.
Fucking closer pedos.
**** you, bronies rule!
Whoa, she's 34?! I thought she was in her mid 20s. I guess age is just a number after all.
this women is no attractive at all even when she tried to smile she has I am a big bitch look on her face
Yes, you are, a big bitch.
Either you have VERY attractive women around you all the time to the point you don't realize what Attractive is, Or you have never seen women be4.
If she wasn't a big bitch, do you think she'd land a job where she has to deal with shoving lowlifes and psychopaths into jail every day?
she was once brutaly hit in the face and has since then problems with her left side.
Pretty damn good for a prosecutor-general.
Some one is already making a game about this?
Some of the profit from this should go to her so she could get different uniforms.
Someone OBVIOUSLY missed the Apr 1 joke...
Give it time and more subversive Russian activities in Ukraïne, and a lot of prominent Russians and Crimeans will get on the international Wanted list of Europol and Interpol.
she really looks like Czech pornstar Abigaile Johnson.
I thought Abigaile kind of looked like Merkel, except younger and fitter
She still kind of creeps me out, despite being very pretty.
She's a politician. All the fucks she once had to give were probably hammered out early in her career.
why does my penis
Putin is going to make EU Russia, before he starts giving a crap about those sanctions. This reminds me of Team America's King Jong Ill so much...
If he tries, there will be war. That is what the sanctions are saying.
I almost forgot her prosecutor position. Well! That is that i guess.
HOW DARE THEY NOT INCLUDE THIS PIC!!!
http://images.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/natalia-tan-51-468x380.jpg
hm... her moe level is way above average.
Hah, what a joke. The EU politicians should be on trial for corruption and war mongering. I loathe those antidemocratic pieces of shit who think they have any sort of right to impose such restrictions. The EU is the cancer of Europe.
How Tony Blair hasn't been arrested and jailed for the Iraq war is anyones guess. The man deserves to be on trial for war crimes. There were certain people saying that for sure Iraq had WMDs, chemical weps etc but sure enough upon invasion nothing was found. And to this date nothing has been found. Both the US and the UK and other countries have no doubt spent billions on the Iraq issue.
Iraq had/has oil and it wasn't ready to sell at the prices the US wanted. That's a crime that could not go unpunished.
Funny thing, they wanted to start selling oil in euros instead of dollars. But the UK is not in the euro, so Tony Blair just gave his ass to the US and a big f-u to the EU.
Fact is really that Iraq was invaded under false pretences.
And yet they tried to impeach Clinton over a blow job.
Hopefully someday the people responsible for the Iraq war will answer for their crimes. Sadam was no angel, but we shouldn't have invaded, much like how we've left Syria and Egpyt to their own devices over the years.
@ Anon 08:22 17/05/2014:
Everyone in the U.S.*knew* it was about oil and money.
The U.S. government might have *said* it was about humanitarian / anti-genocidal / fluffy-white-sugar-frosting-flavored-reason-of-your-choice, but nobody with two brain cells to rub together ever *believed* that propaganda.
Add Bush and Cheney to that list.
Things will be better, come the revolution.
sure they will
Pale Faces are a cancer to the planet earth. :)