Pink Pineapple Oppai Mousepad “Most Realistic Ever”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Apr 23, 2014 00:30 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Image Gallery, Mouse Pads, Oppai, Pink Pineapple, Ronery
Quality hentai producer Pink Pineapple has been causing an clamor amongst sore-wristed otaku with its newest oppai mouse pad, claiming that it accurately depicts actual “life-sized” breasts in aspects of both proportion and sensation.
What initially started as a joke has evolved into a new form oppai mouse pad, bearing the likeness of a character from Pink Pineapple hentai series Koakuma Kanojo (“little devil girlfriend”) and has been marveled at as a step forward in the Japan-pioneered field of oppai mouse pad production.
A prototype of the mouse pad was available for otaku viewing pleasure at C85, but has since seen through development to a more advanced and complete version as witnessed here, eventually becoming available for purchase on April 18th with a mere 50 mouse pads in stock – which were all apparently sold within a prompt 30 minutes.
A video demonstrating the mouse pad in action, also present on Pink Pineapple’s website:
Images of the mouse pad for potential shoppers:
The unconvinced may of course at this point just how much experience the pad’s designers had with the real thing, let alone in horizontal D-cup configuration…
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It's "most realistic" if I can squeeze in my dick into them.
what do you think that tengu nose action was for?
Don't be silly, you're too small to put your thing between anything Anon.
and how would you know? you never even seen or had my dick...unlike your mom which I screwed her last night
Your overly defensive reaction suggests I was spot on with my assessment of your size. Haha.
And you seem overly fascinated by his dick, penis-envy much?
I need one
I need ten.
They should change her face. Mouth open and trying to lick the mouse or something like that.
Also really cheap mouse for such pad. Use Razer at least.
not bad, next time make it look like real boobs and then put real cloth on top, i'll wet them myself.
Patent that design, and make a fortune! :3
Don't forget realistic nipples for top quality wrist massaging!
Just chop a dutch wife in pieces and make a pad out if it
If they *really* wanted to make money, they'd make a boob-mouse-pointer mover.
Remember the "eraser-head" pointer-mover (mouse substitute) found on some IBM and Gateway laptop keyboards, located between the "G", the "H", and the "B"?
Make it nipple-like, instead of eraser-head-like, and put it in the oppai/cum/mousepad/mouse device.
It's idiotic that hardly any (or rather none at all?) oppai pads have even a hint of actual protrusion where the nipples should be. By now not only should it be a normal part of every oppai mousepad but they should be coming out with ones where the nips get hard only after lots of stimulation, or maybe cold temperature.. or both!
sell it to me i'll buy it
Mother of god...
like bags of sand
I see what you did there...
quoted a horrible movie?
Life sized, yet bigger then her head.
her breast isn't bigger than her head.
people have the tendency to exaggerate many things
your implying that real natural boobs can never be as large as or larger than the woman's head?
OK I want this. My Wallet may not be ready, but I am.
I want this
It's huge!
I like it!
Sakuya, I've brought you a present! It's a mousepa- *dead*
It's just your luck Sakuya uses a touch screen isn't it? No Nazrin cushions necessary!
I just wanna fucking squeeze them!
I would love to rest my arm forearm on this
Shut up and take my money.
This meets my approval.
Came for the boobs, stayed for the music in the video. Hope I can buy one. :P
18,000 Yen for that mousepad...
Just damn...
Where can I buy this and how much does it cost???
slow clap everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ppl that actually use these, you have balls (doesnt count if you live alone and have no friends or girlfriend).
Anyone who spends $170 on a mousepad will be a virgin their entire life.
ah, but if you're buying this mousepad for an obscene amount of money because it feels like the real thing, odds are you never felt the real thing to begin with. :/ Vicious circle, eh?
The ones I've felt in stores litearlly feel like beanbags, I dont see the appeal at all.
what about if you buy it after losing your virginity?
Am I the only one who's skeptical as to how these so-called "sore-wristed otaku" can confirm the sensation of actual breasts for comparison?
if it says it's the real thing, it must be! A sexual goods company would never lie to me for a large sum on money! That's outrageous! www
18,000 yen? Get real.
Now combine with a dakimakura for the ultimate hug experience.
Or with the same amount of money you can pay a hooker and lose your virginity.
Why is losing virginity so important? The only reason might be bragging about it in the webz.
Drinking lots of booze, being able to kick peoples' ass or at least looking like you can, & being able to display or at least convincingly claim sexual experience and/or prowess are the 3 main ways that males like to prove to themselves & others that they are MEN!
lol, that's a really really good point.
otaku aren't so desperate.. they're within some limbo between desperation and a strange sense of pride
also, this being sankaku complex, I'm surprised no one replied to you with their disgust towards suggesting doing a 3d woman, lol