The JSDF’s Ibaraki command is the latest to embrace the power of moe as a recruiting aid, with mangaka and ero-doujinshika Pochi providing the art for their latest recruiting poster.
The new poster features the forces of land, sea and air:
Some of the other recent efforts to create an SDF so cute China would never dare attack lest all hope of Valentine’s choco be forever lost:

















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....Why do I suddenly feels that JSDF will be getting a lot of 'Youji Itami' enlisting?
Ooohh. A fellow fan of Gate.
Indeed. I can see Itamis back story including a campaign like this one.
The recruiting adverts are so cute. I wonder how the reality is, in there, if someone found out there's otaku among them inside the camp, lol.
As someone who was in the US army I can only imagine so much from the JSDF. They are probably easier to discipline than us. XD As for the physical aspect of it all... I probably need to read up on the PT requirements of the JSDF however for some reason I just can't bring my self to believe off hand that it would be any harder or as hard as US basic. Admittedly I was so deprived of anime when I went in I had dreams I was web surfing and re-watching episodes...
well i think it depends .Basic training is probably harsher on the USA side but the special forces training may be harder on japan side.
US Special Forces are second to none but the Brits, and superior in some aspects.
I am the one who posted about being in the US army. You have to go through basic training prior to special forces. Special forces is a completely different league entirely.
don't know about that us special forces being first bit, some simulations have shown that for exemple russians ones most of the time would win.
I suppose the key word here is 'was' you clearly weren't man enough to stay in the Army.
I served my time as a cryptologic linguist. Assuming that no longer being part of the forces means I gave up is pretty petty of you.
japs are using this as an excuse for looking weak. truth is the gundam that they are developing are about to be completed.
you mean their valrapes pilotated by space vampires?
that works too, why not ?
Cuz valrapes just rapes the enemy. Valvraves are better (Unless ur horny). 19:35 Ik it was just a typo (At least, I hope it was) but, I just felt like commenting~
valrave is also famous as valrape on the net since the rape episode
He's really into armpits, isn't he?
Those are some delicious armpits indeed.
I doubt China cares about hurting cute girls seeing as they once left a child on the street to be run over.
free meats LoL
Clearly it was a collective decision of the entire Chinese population to let that girl get run over.
if this was supposed to be an encouragement for virgins otaku's to join the army..
they gonna loss to AV company male recruits
even ennemis might join them with such tactic, smart! xD
I like Fumikane's down to earth uniforms more than the latest ones. I want to try those uniforms on in real life, they look great.
Wouldn't it be cheaper to get a whole bunch of porno stars like Hitomi Tanaka, Ria Sakuragi etc to dress up and promote this? Real life tits would broaden the appeal beyond just the Otaku and to virtually any red blooded male.
You don't understand the Otaku passion for the purity and idealization of 2D moe girls as opposed to Real Life Ho's. You don't understand at all!
Err but it makes sense to appeal to everyone. It doesn't matter who you are, real or otherwise a nice pair of boobs is a nice pair of boobs and would attract anyones attention.
He talks sense. I love 2D over 3D but wouldn't turn down Hitomi Tanaka if she gave me aids.
I couldn't see anyone turning down a big boobed AV idol if they spoke to them about joining the JSDF personally. Doesn't matter who you are, you'd have to be gay to not find one of the many big boobed AV idols appealing enough to talk too.
2328 anon, top level otakus despise 3d women as unclean abominations.
@01:43 Anon
I doubt that. It doesn't matter how many virgins vote me down for saying the truth. Most likely its one guy with multiple accounts. Doesn't change the fact hot women would sell the JSDF better than moe.
Erection inducing
not even baited, i'm too strong.
Trying to bait the otakus in joining
YVAN EHT NIOJ~
RIS SEY RIS~
WOULD JSDFUCK
Wow, seeing all of this must be rather embarrassing for all of the japs who aren't massive otakus. Even I cringed at seeing this.
seriously go build a real gundam, fast!!!!
Or at least a Patlabor/Helldiver.
Like this would deter China, the power of moe can never surpass real weapons.
Is this all Anime island has put up as defence? Shhhaaammee....
They also have Princess Kenny to defend against China.
Sadly, Princess Kenny on her unicorn would be more effective than most of the Japanese military I think.
If China attack on Brack Friday, Princess Kenny is automatically powered up by the Brack Friday Bunduru.
HMPH! do you not see the gundam they've built? it's first rate!
To the world: This is Japanese military
Full of otakus plop.
The best military in existence.
and its full of white teenage girls
It's a good perspective I guess..
Japan, making moe recruitment characters.
America, preparing to use railgun's for ships that are pretty much "exploding lines of death" for a 100+ miles.
You gonna get kawaii'd to death.