The JSDF’s Ibaraki command is the latest to embrace the power of moe as a recruiting aid, with mangaka and ero-doujinshika Pochi providing the art for their latest recruiting poster.
The new poster features the forces of land, sea and air:
Some of the other recent efforts to create an SDF so cute China would never dare attack lest all hope of Valentine’s choco be forever lost:
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To the world: This is Japanese military
Full of otakus plop.
The best military in existence.
It's a good perspective I guess..
Japan, making moe recruitment characters.
America, preparing to use railgun's for ships that are pretty much "exploding lines of death" for a 100+ miles.
and its full of white teenage girls
You gonna get kawaii'd to death.
Is this all Anime island has put up as defence? Shhhaaammee....
HMPH! do you not see the gundam they've built? it's first rate!
They also have Princess Kenny to defend against China.
Sadly, Princess Kenny on her unicorn would be more effective than most of the Japanese military I think.
If China attack on Brack Friday, Princess Kenny is automatically powered up by the Brack Friday Bunduru.
WOULD JSDFUCK
Trying to bait the otakus in joining
YVAN EHT NIOJ~
RIS SEY RIS~
So...this invites invasion of China's lolicons instead of China's army?
lol
But hang on, China is full of flat chested people too? A common thing in Asian countries. Why would they want to move to Japan?
Well, if you are talking about 3D girls, I think Chinese girls arn't bad comparing to Japanese girls. But we are talking about 2D here. You can't beat Japan in 2D girls.... a full scale Chinese otaku invasion is inevitable. Prepare yourself and protect our hentai brothers!
japs are using this as an excuse for looking weak. truth is the gundam that they are developing are about to be completed.
you mean their valrapes pilotated by space vampires?
that works too, why not ?
Cuz valrapes just rapes the enemy. Valvraves are better (Unless ur horny). 19:35 Ik it was just a typo (At least, I hope it was) but, I just felt like commenting~
valrave is also famous as valrape on the net since the rape episode
The recruiting adverts are so cute. I wonder how the reality is, in there, if someone found out there's otaku among them inside the camp, lol.
As someone who was in the US army I can only imagine so much from the JSDF. They are probably easier to discipline than us. XD As for the physical aspect of it all... I probably need to read up on the PT requirements of the JSDF however for some reason I just can't bring my self to believe off hand that it would be any harder or as hard as US basic. Admittedly I was so deprived of anime when I went in I had dreams I was web surfing and re-watching episodes...
I suppose the key word here is 'was' you clearly weren't man enough to stay in the Army.
I served my time as a cryptologic linguist. Assuming that no longer being part of the forces means I gave up is pretty petty of you.
well i think it depends .Basic training is probably harsher on the USA side but the special forces training may be harder on japan side.
US Special Forces are second to none but the Brits, and superior in some aspects.
don't know about that us special forces being first bit, some simulations have shown that for exemple russians ones most of the time would win.
I am the one who posted about being in the US army. You have to go through basic training prior to special forces. Special forces is a completely different league entirely.
Looking at the new poster.
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Wait, the green-uniform one has a penis tank?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=big&illust_id=41378463 [http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=big&illust_id=41378463]
^China's answer.
Notices the air force-tan has a B-2 on her back
So even in their recruiting posters Japan is admitting their air force is nothing more than an extension of the USAF
if the uncommon otaku were here, he'd prolly say "GACK!!!"
Yeahhh yeahhhh using this tons of noobtakus go to the army and we can use hims to new kamikases muhuahuahuaaaaaa.....
Hey Mr Ishihara, the micro is on.....
This reminds me of Tim Burton's word… "Huge corps always uses super-cute characters as disguise."
jsdgf > girls und panzer
jsdsf > kantai collection
jsdaf > strike witches?
:D
Pochi is pretty popular.
Anime of this when?
....Why do I suddenly feels that JSDF will be getting a lot of 'Youji Itami' enlisting?
Ooohh. A fellow fan of Gate.
Indeed. I can see Itamis back story including a campaign like this one.
Why is there always the time displayed in the top left corner? Can't they just make a proper layout for it instead of that ugly thing that seems to come from the fifties?
Or more to the point, do they still not have a PVR or some other device, under their TV with the time on it?
Japan is strange... Sometimes I can't tell if they are advanced or backwater..
That's normally for news in some countries, but Japan's TV seems to have them on at all times, not that its a bad thing though. There are people who record programs shown on TV and circulate them online which is illegal, especially contents pertaining to Anime.
What you view as normal in your country(timer under) may not necessary be the same for people in other regions.
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Still waiting on some animations/pictures of those Kantai Collection ships getting blown up and on fire.
Like this would deter China, the power of moe can never surpass real weapons.
if this was supposed to be an encouragement for virgins otaku's to join the army..
they gonna loss to AV company male recruits
even ennemis might join them with such tactic, smart! xD
I doubt China cares about hurting cute girls seeing as they once left a child on the street to be run over.
Clearly it was a collective decision of the entire Chinese population to let that girl get run over.
free meats LoL