The mischievous and prank riddled holiday of April Fools Day has arrived in thankfully far more subdued fashion than has been common in recent years, though as usual eroge and visual novel developers are particularly enthusiastic in embracing it all the same, with some at times excessively elaborate efforts evident.
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Censored nipples...funny in this context, terrifying in others.
Is it only meself or does not anyone else is looking for the release of LOW-BA! Soon!!!! Hot ASS bodie w/ a taste of old country~~~
With Japan being Japan, it's hard to tell which of these are jokes.
Oh wow, last pic: Chikan eroge train commercial.
That would be like asking an airline to advertise for Lost. LOL
Here's a brief translation of the last pic.
Train type used: Type 0721, 69 cars
(0721 read as "onanii", AKA "jacking off". 69 refers to the position in bed)
Duration: April 1st, 2014
Area: Ochu Line - Between Jukushin and Kawatachi
(Just a reversal of the kanji for the names of the real Chuo Line and Shinjuku and Tachikawa stations)
Furthermore, regular announcements will be replaced by VA announcements.
"We will be departing shortly" will become "I'm cumming~~~~~!!!!"
(During rush hours)
"Please move to the centre of the train" will become "More! Cum more inside of me!"
A brief translation of the text in that last pic.
To commemorate Zion's new Chikan Densha series bundled pack version release on April 11th, a special train will be wrapped with images from the game.
1. Train type: Type 0721, 69 cars
(0721 is read as "onani", AKA "masturbating". 69 refers to that position in bed)
2. Duration: April 1st, 2014 (only)
3. Area: Ochu Line. From Jukushin to Kawatachi
(Simply reversing the kanji of the names of the real Chuo Line and Shinjuku and Tachikawa stations. )
Furthermore, regular train announcements will be replaced by those of the game's VA.
"This train will be departing soon"
will become
"I, I'm c*mming!!!"
(During rush hour)
"Please move towards the middle section of the train."
becomes
"More... C*m more inside of me!"
Facebook bought Oculus Rift!
April Foo.. oh, wait.
How the hell can you POSSIBLY miss the announcement of "My Girlfriend is the Prosecutor-General"?
http://abload.de/img/mygfisprosecutor_adlyshr.jpg
This is hilarious! :D
Wel... I would pay for THAT!
I can't read a lick of Japanese...but just from the pics on over half alone I can tell what the pranks are. Hilarious! This is what April Fools is all about - Good humored jokes & gags.
Now, if only Capcom could learn that. Making an April Fools prank about Mega Man X and then cancelling the prank...
The fighting game and the baseball yaoi game will actually happen. Mark my words.
I think some devs forgot the point of April fools, some of them just look like normal site banners.
clown of the day spotted
I'm fucking lolling over the grandma one.
The same here.
Maybe that'll happen a few decades from now when the first dating sim/eroge players will be geezers themselves.
Japan have porn of old people for old people. I think the guy was like 80.
i'll shiver whenever i walk by a whole shelf of that game....
Can someone explain #55 to me? I kind of like the image, and I've figured out the right-to-left text, but I don't get the joke, if there is one.
Hahaha... That BBA galge is the most interesting one here.
The grandma face stuff was great.
Grandpa love sim, bet there would be huge market for that in Japan.
dat dakimura with the umbrella youkai.
I want that to be a thing and present it to a friend >D
I'd volunteer to fuck a 9 year old girl until she bled to death in front of a 4k video recorder.
Something something about it being a April fools joke and 3d rendered but it isn't.
Thank for posting these, especially without eve a summary or translation, you lazy bastard.
Pic 39 - i would play .... and hit that.
Dem rape train at the last Pic.
The amount of work that goes into these April Fools jokes forces me to believe that all of these are part of some awesome marketing war.
WOULD BANG DAT STAR
XD
CONFUSING TO SAY THE LEAST~~~
triti
i wish with all my heart that the magical girl michiru is real.
i love mitcher
I'd play that.
For now, I'd settle on a translation for Meikyuu. It's a pain to have to use kanji search for all of Yuuji's lines and narration. The mini-scenarios are almst completely voiced, so they're fun, at least.
A karakasa dakimakura?
Now I've seen everything.