Japan Whaling Ban “An Attack on Japanese Culture!”

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The UN has ruled that Japan’s “scientific” whaling is not scientific at all and ordered it put to a stop, and Japan has obeyed – causing much wailing and gnashing of teeth amongst aggrieved whale hating nationalists who argue all this is part of barbarian efforts to destroy Japanese culture.

The UN’s International Court of Justice ruled on a case brought against Japan by Australia in 2010, with an aggrieved Australia arguing that all the “scientific” whaling Japan conducted in its neighbouring Antarctic waters was in fact just commercial whaling as virtually everyone already knew.

The court agreed, and ordered that Japan withdraw all Antarctic whaling permits and cease issuing new ones.

Japan – one of the biggest contributors to UN coffers and in general fairly obedient to its whims – immediately announced it would obey the decision and halt the whaling.

It did begrudgingly complain that the ruling was “truly unfortunate and deeply disappointing.”

Whilst it is commonly argued by Japanese whaling advocates that eating whales is a glorious Japanese tradition only barbarian foreigners could possibly object to, it is generally understood that Japan only started commercial whaling in the modern period and its commitment to keeping it going under the pretense of research had more to do with political symbolism and kickbacks to the fishing industry than scientific interest in cetaceans.

However, since the ruling applies specifically to Antarctic research whaling, hunting whales and dolphins in Japanese territorial waters would appear to be unaffected, and whether Japan will feel up to legal schenanigans or will be allowed simply to restart the program in a different ocean remains to be seen.

The ruling has riled nationalists who were evidently hoping Abe and company would flout international law in order to spite the hairy Australian whale-lovers:

“Withdraw from the IWC! This is a huge failure for Abe!”

“It couldn’t be helped, anyone could see it was not research whaling but small scale commercial whaling. The issue now is whether they stop or withdraw from the IWC and start it again.”

“Who cares, only the tiniest minority of people ever actually eat whale. It is not very nice either.”

“It’s a deliberate concession from Japan. If they obey a losing verdict from the ICJ it puts them in a very favourable light when it comes to being a good international citizen and putting further issues to the ICJ – like Takeshima. This will weaken Korea’s position!”

“Just ignore the ICJ, they can’t adjudicate anything properly. Get back to full scale commercial whaling!”

“If there are too many whales they will eat all the fish and you will no longer be able to get any sushi!”

“Boycott all ozzie beef!”

“They’ll just withdraw from the IWC and restart commercial whaling I expect.”

“I always wondered why it was not possible to count whale numbers without killing every one you counted.”

“It is good they put a stop to this. Virtually nobody here eats the stuff but it causes massive hatred of Japanese overseas. I have never even heard of anyone who actually ate dolphin. Kind of like how virtually nobody here gives a damn about Yasukuni but they insist on visiting it and fueling endless anti-Japanese propaganda in response.”

“At least they put Sea Shepherd out of a job.”

“Maybe they can attack Alaskan natives now.”

“Suck it up barbarian Japs!”

“Die Austrokoreans!”

“So deeply disappointed!”

“Who really wants to eat whale that badly…”


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    Avatar of DrZaius
    Comment by DrZaius
    20:42 01/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think the Japanese are doing a good enough job destroying their own culture by lining up around the block for Starbucks or McDonalds every day LOL. Funny how they love to pick and choose parts of Western culture to claim for themselves while pretending that their own is sacred and precious.

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    Comment by Kevin
    20:58 01/04/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well, from the Japanese comments, I think quite a number of Japanese don't care either.

    I mean, I've never heard of Whale being eaten in Japan on large scale.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:05 01/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    yea. Its mostly the older generation I believe. Take Shark fin for example. If you ask someone who eats why they eat it. The main reason behind is it "tradition" or something like that.

    I could be wrong though I only got this information from like one source with Gordon Ramsey.

    Comment by Anonymous

    The elderly should be left at the base of Mt Fuji and forgotten.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:41 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    top kek
    butthurt downvoter doesn't know what the suicide forest is and what Japan did to their elderly

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:59 01/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Google "Whale Burgers".

    Sorry japs, but no one believed that the home ofwhale burger fast food restaurants was actually doing any "research" by hunting whales.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:43 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wanna try a whale burger.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:57 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's irony here. Burger King used to call their fish sandwich the Whaler until they changed it to the BK Big Fish.

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by nope
    21:15 01/04/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I wonder what whale tastes like I imagine it's gross but at this rate I'll never find out.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:19 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are other countries that hunt whales and I don't see why not as long as they don't hunt endangered species.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:14 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Like long pig, now eat yourself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:03 03/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    The world is delicious! Everything is delicious! Even the bitter ones! And the ones that kill you!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:15 01/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    FUCK YOU WHALE!

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    Comment by kotaro
    21:29 01/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    FUCK YOU CHICKEN AND COW!

    Comment by Anonymous

    FUCK YOU KOTARO!

    Comment by Anonymous

    FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS!

    Comment by Anonymous

    FUCK YOU WHITTO PIGGU!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:53 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck you Narutard!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:31 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck you weaboo!

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:11 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    FUCK YOU KOTARO!

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:16 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's HOWAITO PIGGU you FUCKING MORON

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:17 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    FUCK YOU KOTARO!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:26 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    07:16
    no one cares, you FUCKING F-A-G-G-O-T

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:04 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuck you KOTAROOOOOO

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:28 04/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuck you kotarooooo

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:12 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's HOWAITO PIGGU you FUCKING MORON

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:53 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck You Dolphin!

    Comment by Anonymous

    sure, "tradition" .... like killing jews was a tradition back in the 40's and should not be objected :p

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:54 01/04/2014 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    Since killing whales is an atroce crime, why don't you take care of corridas and such? Pathetic western people who believe they are convinced to superior. Believing to be superior was a tradition of nazis, you probably have a nazi lineage.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:16 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Assuming you're Japanese.. Weren't the Japanese and the Nazis both fighting on the same side, AKA the Axis? Hell, the Japanese called it the 枢軸国 or "Sūjikukoku". And the people who are against whaling are primarily descendants of the Allied forces? Hypocritical much?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:29 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Its the Japanese that fell in line with the Nazis. They're the ones who thought they were superior and invaded China among others. That's why all of the countries around Japan still hate it AND why we nuked the shit out of it. Whaling is just more Japanese imperialism that you should ALL be ashamed of.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:38 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    None of the countries around Japan hate it. Only Korea and China. Korea is a Jew tier dog eating shit hole, and China is a murderous authoritarian state that needs to deflect political tension when it's own crimes against its people are far worse than anything Imperial Japan ever did.

    Taiwan was a Japanese colony, and Taiwan loves Japan. Many older Taiwanese even reflected on Japanese era fondly. Taiwan didn't suddenly pretend to be victims, unlike Korea (the height of hypocrisy, since Koreans were legally Japanese, and served in the Imperial Japanese army.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:26 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    >None of the countries around Japan hate it.

    He actually thinks that! toppest of kek. Japanese are hated throughout southeast asia. Japan is known for sex tourism and their was crimes throughout SEA. Ask a Thai whore what race she hates most and the answer will always be Japanese.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:37 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    3:38 is smoking some good dope.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:26 01/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    You should not eat whale. Whale is for oil.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:31 01/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I heard whale doesn't taste that good.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:09 01/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've eaten whale when I visited Norway during my time in the Navy. The meat itself was very dry, but actually tasted pretty good.

    That being said, I can't possibly imagine it being any sort of replacement for a cow or pig as far as taste goes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:04 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Delicacies rarely do.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:48 01/04/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    TRUE - like the ban against slavery goes against the culture legacy of the U.S.! IT IS IN THE FREAKING CONSTITUTION and the damn 14th amendment goes against 1000's of years of history and even goes against the Bible!!!!

    THANK GAWD FOR PROGRESS!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:37 01/04/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Indeed...Times have changed. There are cultural traditions which should stay as they are and there are ones that should change, hunting whales should be banned decades ago.
    As a developed country, they should have stopped doing it while ago.

    The same goes for shark fins, rhino horns, bear bile, etc. in China. Though China bought exotic animal goods from other countries (most likely because the ones in their country are all hunted dry), they are almost the only consumer of it. In my opinion, if goods as such are banned in China, then there wouldn't be demands for them.
    ...seems like the UN is so focus on Japan, they aren't even bothered with China...or maybe too scared to bother them...

    From conservation point of view, its doing a great favor banning such hunts. I mean how long do they want to continue to do it until the creatures they are hunting goes extinct?!

    And as a nutritionist, I can tell you those items mentioned above does not have much nutrition value to them and can be replace by way more nutritious food/ingredients.

    Comment by Anonymous

    There are many traditions way more barbaric in Arab countries. Why don't you also talk about them? Ah yeah, you prefer to talk about asian because you know that asians are too well educated to reply. But since arabs don't let pathetic foreigners irrespectuously criticize them, you are too much of a coward to attack them.

    Hypocritical cowards like you don't even deserve to live in this world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:02 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Correct. Arabs are simply to ignorant to be bothered with. It'd be like trying to get a dog to stop eating poop, an exercise in futility.

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    Comment by zephirisz
    00:02 02/04/2014 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Because that is not the subject of this post. There are many things that need to be looked at and be banned.

    One step a time.

    You are hypocritical, its very sad you yourself are so blinded by rage you dont see it.
    Grow up.

    Avatar of PonySlaystation
    Comment by PonySlaystation
    00:22 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's alright guys, what he doesn't understand is i am an Asian too.

    The fact that I talked about Asian countries is more because of I understand it since I am one. On the other hand, I may not have an good understanding of other cultures.

    However, I can also that he is very disrespectful towards other cultures and races.
    I can not his reply as 'educated' and just can't take any of it seriously.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:31 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    So if you want to compare something now, you have to think of everything first and list them or be criticized?

    Prepare yourself for this guy's essay length forum posts in the future people. Oh wait..

    Also wtf is he getting at? Asians wont reply because they are educated? WAT? Tis guy beez herpinderpin in der head hardmodez.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:09 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    i like your example.

    It's also like trying to get an american to tell the truth, an exercise in futility.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:59 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    why do they call camels "the ships of the desert" ?

    because they're full of arab semen !

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:41 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you got your panties in a bunch because you're frustrated by who does and who doesn't, 'deserve to live in this world,' you're in for a life of disappointment. Welcome to the human race. I suggest you chill out and try the dip.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:28 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    04:09 02/04/2014

    No no no no!!! WHy gouo all AMAERICAN (= all inhabitants of the continet of America)

    Focus just on shitty US people, now all Americans.

    Thank you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:34 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    4:09 only better at lying is Japanese, and maybe British.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:38 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    considering that most of your stuff came from them, i think it's a wise choice not to mess with them. sure, it kills employment rates of other nations but nothing beats inconspicuous slavery. and, as long as everybody's happy, it doesn't matter if the factory worker lives in a 4x4 room for the rest of their lives.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:13 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck sharks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:50 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you like having your dick peeled like a banana by the skin of the shark, sure. Have at 'er.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:01 03/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you have to eat the shark fin, why aren't you eating the rest of the shark?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:39 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    They don't bother with China because China isn't developed enough to have a civilize talk. They know it's just useless with China and also some of the Arab countries.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:48 02/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes there are things that must change too, such as slave wages, uncontrolled human population breeding, and IQ testing for voting rights.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:19 03/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    those things are banned in china

    Comment by Anonymous

    >freeing slaves
    They should all be castrated before being released into the wild.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:53 03/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are TONS of more TASTY and NUTRITIOUS fish out there GOD has created for humans. And I'm pretty sure Whale is not one of them!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:02 03/04/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    Depends on where you are. If you live in the Artic, you definitely want to eat a whale. Blubber is good energy source and can also be used as fuel. Rest of the meat can last you and your community a year, especially considering the frozen environment. Free freezer to preserve freshness and all that.








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