Sharp has finally introduced a moe imouto robot vacuum cleaner capable of following instructions and engaging in tsundere outbursts, bringing the long wait to an end.
Sharp’s Cocorobo line of robot vacuum cleaners, known for their useless bells and whistles in contrast to the pathetic if highly functional stupidity of their Roomba rivals, have for some time boasted voice recognition functionality in the top end models, but Sharp has decided to take things a step further and introduce a full-blown moe character for the device.
“Precoco-chan,” as she is known (although like a good little sub she will accept to any name her owner chooses for her), leads a cheery and adorable “imouto-like” existence, but much like the real thing is occasionally prone to moodiness and sullen defiance – though whether this is intended to explain her violently bashing furniture and choking herself on wires as robot vacuum cleaners are wont to do is another matter.
Like a real imouto she is even capable of simple conversation, with examples provided:
“What would be good for lunch?”
“Ummm, okonomiyaki is very tasty♪”
“What exercise should I do today?”
“Erm, how about a jog around town♪”
“What exercise should I do today?”
“Can’t you think of something like that for yourself.”
“You have a cute voice, don’t you?”
“Thank you. I think I’m gonna blush♪”
“You are good at cleaning.”
“I-It’s not like I cleaned up because I wanted your praise or anything, OK!?”
Precoco-chan herself, if rather artlessly appliqued to the unit does boast good moe heritage in the form of character design by mangaka Kinusa Shimotsuki and vocals by 16-year-old seiyuu Ibuki Kido, of GJ-bu fame.
Home automation fans can also apparently look forward to remotely controlling various other consumer electronics through her onboard wifi, promising a whole new era of robot vacuum cleaner chaos – at least until the project gets shut down by random tweets about her being demeaning to women and promoting child labour.
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Still waiting for moe flat screen TVs.
Konata TV's?
It's only fitting.
Konata 2x4s, very huggable if you don't mind the splinters
stick a pic on it and you will get a moe flat screen :p
If you hit the power button, the TV will say something tsundere.
I-I'm not turned off yet or anything!
"Already? you premature dick! Make sure you use me again next time! N-not that I'm lonely or anything..."
If you hit the power button, the TV will say something tsundere.
Moe flat Screen TV? Is it pettanko TV then?
If you wanna make a Doomba-like version, install yandere voice pack along with a range of weaponry.
I want a Goomba.
Does she come with a hose attachment?
Where is my Ru-chan!?
If it won't clean dog's shit I ain't buying
Nevermind that, I doubt it will even get the corners.
It will never clean corners. NEVER!
it will clean your dog's deek
It could clean dog shit but you still have to open it and clean it.
“What would be good for lunch?”
You eat the dust.
“Ummm, okonomiyaki is very tasty♪”
Don't touch my food.
“What exercise should I do today?”
Climbing over wires without getting stuck.
“Erm, how about a jog around town♪”
I won't carry you home if you run out of batteries.
“What exercise should I do today?”
You've already asked that, silly robot.
“Can’t you think of something like that for yourself.”
No.
“You have a cute voice, don’t you?”
No, I don't. My voice is manly and brutal.
“Thank you. I think I’m gonna blush♪”
Oh god, fire!
“You are good at cleaning.”
I am not, that's why you're here.
“I-It’s not like I cleaned up because I wanted your praise or anything, OK!?”
If you're being so tsundere about your duties- get out. If you actually want my praise-develop some yandere qualities and protect me from intruders.
Heartless.
+1
And them you got a yandere roomba, weeks latter the girl who liked you misteriously disappear.
So you want a sometimes sadistic sentient vacuum that once in a while will run over and chop up your feet when you're not paying attention to it?
I just want a vacuum cleaner that doesn't get stuck on wires whenever I'm not paying attention and actually cleans the corners.
Wires will get snapped. Corners can't be helped. You know this to be true.
So, is this where I let out a 'Big No' and jump down a bottomless pit?
with a vacuum cleaner, chopped feet are the least of a concern. imagine it sucked off your balls.. violently.
Even if violently, I'm not sure if many here would complain.
If you want this project to continue we have to kill those stupid feminists.
feminists will soon start complaining.
Did they ever stop?
I always wanted to talk to my vacuum cleaner.
I thought this is an CD player haha
No, it's a Frisbee!
it's obviously a waffle iron.
A frisbee is fine, too.
Better: I always wanted my tsundere vacuum cleaner to talk back to me.
I-It's not that I want to suck on you or anything.. B-Baka!!
I-It's not like I'm s-stuttering because I'm tsundere... I have a neurological disorder!
stuttermoe always works with tsundere
I always talk to my vacuum cleaner. Begging, more like.
"My imouto-like vacuum cleaner can't suck this much!"
If it doesn't wake you up every morning, it's not an imouto.
Roomba-chan did it for Tsubasa Hanekawa.
But I do not sleep on a futon that is laid onto the floor. How then is the Roomba-chan going to wake me?
It'll say "Asa da yo~" as it gets caught on the hanging edge of the blanket and pulls the covers off you.
Because of this statement, I really want this now...
Good idea!
No, I want an android to work the machine.
Stupid Sharp.
Be optimistic, it's only a first step! Today- talking roombas, tomorrow- full-on maid robots!
This is why we must pour our money into Japan -- to fund the march of progress towards the goal of maid robots.
And sexbots.
Loli sexbot maids! The true goal! Victory is within our grasp!
And monstergirls
And furries
And shotas
Any fetish is possible with robots!
You think that's wild? I want a human woman sexbot maid... I hope they make those for the niche audiences.
Sex boomers & Steel Angels anyone?
A loli maid-bot who snarks at you whenever you did something really stupid. And always has a repertoire of witty comebacks whenever I retort. Sounds interesting.
except bestiality