Darling Putinista and Crimean attorney general Natalia Poklonskaya has expressed her delight at all the adorable moe art she has been inspiring of late, even being so bold as to ask for more – something which may not have been wise given the direction some of the art is starting to take, and with there being so much time between now and the next Comiket…
Between Twitter and the reports circulating on the BBC and Russia’s ITAR TASS news agency, the moe contributions of various Japanese and international found their way back to Natalia herself, and she even thanked the artists for all their “creativity” via a twit:
The latest Natalia-tan arts:
That Crimea and the Ukraine are in the news for reasons other than being liberated by glorious mother Russia (which in her infinite wisdom has banned Sankaku Complex) has annoyed some and doubtless delighted others, suggesting some promising new careers at the Crimean ministry of propaganda are in the offing – at least before it is swallowed back up by Russia.
The anti-semites and western catspaws responsible for these despicable calumnies against her had better watch out, however, lest poor Pixiv wind up the same way:
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Subarashii Sekai Pantsu Pilfering Abounds
Angelic Nina Figure
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Cowboy Bebop Figure Skating Out Of This World
Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut Sexier Still
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Ayanami Rei Ero-MMD Absolutely Abusive
Naughty Cat Keyhole Lingerie Exposes Serious Pussy
Pokémon Super Bowl Commercial Highly Inspirational…
Evangelion 3.33 PV Provokes Mass Anticipation
Odile Ero-Figure Sheer Tony Quality
Yuika Itano Newcomer AV Promisingly Sexy
Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso Dubbed “Brilliantly”
Ninja Training Courses: “Be Just Like Naruto!”
Dimension W An Emotional Roller Coaster
Valkyria Chronicles Remaster Masterful Indeed
Cute Kashima Cosplay Full of Elegance
Umaru Ero-Cosplay by Asami Hamsterific
Goddess of 2ch: “Pink & Soft All The Way!”
Kuroneko Cosplay by Mikehouse Full of Life
Busty Hotaru Cosplay Delightfully Delectable
Adorable Ati Cosplay by Kaieda Kai Kemonomimi Chaos
Momo Velia Deviluke Cosplay Bursting With Bridal Beauty
Skimpy Sonico Cosplay Barely Contained
Kumiko & Reina Cosplay Hardly Blows At All
Skimpy Elf Bikini Cosplay by Saku Supremely Sexy
The twitter turned out to be fake, but this interview is real:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX4JCQViRKg
hard enough being respected in any position when you're a woman, even more so when you're a pretty one...
I always have huge respect for women in missionary positions.
Missionaries are boring. Cowgirls get my respect.
They used to be called "minute men" for a reason...
there's just no way someone wasn't gonna take that one, but it being SanCom it really should have only taken 1 minute
Amazon.
Hard to reach any position if you aren't.
flexibility?
Where is the art of Putin taking it in the ass, like the macho man he is?
Whose Twitter is it then? It’s all in what I assume to be Russian, so I can’t understand shit.
It's as real as someone putting chuck.norris as their username and pretending to be him.
haha I remember seeing that "Chuch Norris" guys.
Her name on twitter is the only thing russian about the twitter posts.
in b4 this gives her the confidence to pose for Maxim Russia
How did anyone actually believe those tweets were her's when they were clearly in Japanese?
Yes and only the Japanese are physically capable of writing in japanese...
Ever heard of translators? As in real human translators and not the (mostly) half assed computer based. You know, those people hired by most politicians to convey messages to other countries.
Actually, the japanese is very off. I think it was machine translators, not human. Or the russians have really ad japanese translators.
Yeah, but how likely is that? When has someone in the media gone that far? But if it looks like it was done in a translator then I guess it's reasonable...
or someone intentionally made it off to make it seem like it might be legit.
or both theories are wrong, and it was just a japanese born russian who was acting like her!
Her fanart looks like Riza Hawkeye and in some cases, Annie Leonhart.
There's also apparently Sonya from Kill Me Baby. And a Sister of Battle (which I think is the most accurate portrayal of the Attorney General).
I think one of them is parodying Ace Attorney or something too.
Yes, Lana Skye.
Fan art 10 is just a pic of Annie from Shingeki no Kyojin.
Careful what you wish for...
B-BAKA! It's not like we wanted your peninsula or anything! I-it's just that that there were Ruskies to protect. *scowl and blush*
ewww
disgusting
"Cock your hammers Comrades!"
In Mother Russia, Comrades hammer your cock.
In Soviet russia, hammers cock your comrades.
In Russian Crimea, your cock hammers comrades.
Natalia is justice.
Nope !
She's not flat enough
I think your Konata pillow is calling you.
wouldn't a konata chopping board be more accurate?
HEY that's vast glorious plains to you.
If you like 'em flat, stick with boys, Shotakon!
short a kun (yes its the most incredible thought out joke since 10 million years BC) become a homosexual.... and its best to mix it with pedophilia so that yooooooour homosexuality is the perfect twist of media hate.....
"I'm not a Pokemon. I'm an attorney"
- Natalia Poklonskaya
Natalia Pokemonskaya
She's gotta catch them all.
All the R-18 artists.
...Said she before going "Awwww" after next portion of fanart of her.
Japan, not taken seriously by Russia since 1945.
Russia could seize all of the Kuril Islands and Japan would be OK with it as long as they were headed by cute girls.
It's a brilliant idea, comrade! (grab a phone and call to Putin)
BTW, which part of Japan you want to get as a royalty?
Putin hugging the Dakimakura has got to be my favorite of the pics.
As I was scrolling down, I thought "oh that's cute, I hope she sees these." then... well, yeah, I now hope she doesn't <<;
I think her response to those to those would be.
"Don't you dare fap to me.
I'll rip off your cocks!
YOUR COCKS!"
"Nyet.... nyet, nyet nyet!"
The language already make her ideal for catgirl. She even said words ending in nya/nyu like "segodnya"
If the right woman speaks it, Russian can sound like a sexy purr.